>soyboy phones
You fags are so transparent. Apple is the soyboy brand
>soyboy phones
You fags are so transparent. Apple is the soyboy brand
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Sorry, speak to me when your phone can survive head high drops with no damage
Uh they all come out of the factory with a major screen defect on the top, further damage is redundant at that point.
Why should I buy it?
iTODDLERS BTFO
iToddlers will defend this.
Samsung BTFO
>everythingapplepro
This guy is satire, you know that right?
>iPhones
>endurance
KEK
The LG V10 is known as the honorary Nokia brick successor, along with a few other LG phones.
Sadly it is affected by that bootloop shit, otherwise i would buy it in 2 seconds.
Do you know what satire even means, retard?
If i wanted an endurance phone, i'd get a Cat phone.
Take your soyboy shit and stuff it into your ass on vibrate, that's the only thing it's good at i imagine.
>be me, a skinny manlet soyboy
>buy a big boy phone, iPhone X, which I keep it in my purse
>one day while on the phone with my soy supplier, my fragile little fingers give out and the the phone falls to the ground
Wow, good thing I bought iPhone X! Who knows what would have happened with other brands!
Yes.
I don't drop my phone because I'm not a kid that doesn't have a sense of value and punishment to what's in their hand.
My phone will shatter if i ever drop it but i never will so it doesn't matter. I only care that the dimensions fit well enough in my hand that there's no awkwardness to drop with.
>American brand is the soyboy brand
>not the brands from literal soy countries with androgynous twinks like South Korea and China
ayy
>for me, it has to be MANLY and RUGGED only BIG BOY TOUGH GUY PHONES
nice bear fetish
>itoddler calling other people soyboys
Does your parents know you're on the internet?
Bears are tougher than chihuahuas, and iPhone is a chihuahua in this discussion, so your post is simply butthurt seeping out of your anus.
>Why haven’t you bought it yet?
overrpriced, I can buy two $500 androids, get similar hardware and more functionality and configurability
the notch, this is legitimately retarded, Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave
no headphone jack
poor user experience (no home button, gestures are garbage and not configurable)
objectively worse unlock method with FaceID, especially when there are android phones with both facial recognition AND fingerprint readers
my phone from 2015 can display 15+ notifications without even unlocking it. iPhone x can't even show the DND icon without multiple user actions
>poor user experience
>I can buy two $500 androids