> Wake up to to my iPhone X(TM) alarm.
> Fumble under my pillow to find it.
> Hold my finger down to stop the alarm,
> Oh, right. No fingerprint reader.
> Sit up and look at the phone to unlock it. Smile radiantly knowing the future is now.
> Skip into the bathroom to wash up. Cheerily ask Siri to tell me the weather from my HomePod(TM).
> Siri tells me the Empire State bulding is composed of 10 million bricks in perfect surround sound.
> Nod enthusiastically.
> Eat breakfast, one glass of beat from my Juicero(TM). Read in my alternative medicine book that it staves off migranes.
> Grab my AirPods(TM) from my drawer of now obsolete premium earbuds. Chuckle at how primitive analog is to BLE.
> Climb into my Tesla, set off to work.
> Stop by Starbucks for a frappuchino, pumpkin spice of course.
> Get to work, turn on my Macbook Pro(TM).
> Oh shucks, forgot my password again.
> Type in admin and spam enter repeatedly, log in anyways.
> Laugh heartily at how innovative the feature is.
> Plug in my 5k LG Apple Approved (TM) monitor. Nothing happens.
> Oh right, too close to the wireless router. Move desk into a corner of the office and work there instead.
> Work ends, head off home.
> Driving back when a rock gets flung from a semi, lands square on the room of my Tesla(TM).
> Roof and windshield shatter simulatenously into thousands of glass cubes.
> Whatever. Grin at the thought of plebs not having a glass room as large as mine anyways.
> Find out Juicero Corp closed down, can't replace it. Feel bad, think I'll take a nap.
> Head up the stairs to bed, collapse in pain with a bad migrane halfway up.
> Desperately yell at Siri to call my dietician.
> Siri tells me there are three different Domino Pizza joints in my immediate area.
> Migrane subsides some time later, drag myself to bed and collapse.
> Notice the X's glass back shattered when I rolled on it during my migrane.
> Fall asleep smiling to the thought of how courages the design choice was.
Another courageous day
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You will regret squandering your time away like this when you get older
>You will regret, regrets if you consider regret as a fundamental point in your life.
>> Hold my finger down to stop the alarm,
Stopped reading there, you stop alarms by tapping the screen.
> Oh shucks, forgot my password again.
> Type in admin and spam enter repeatedly, log in anyways.
> Laugh heartily at how innovative the feature is.
lost it
TFW that root bug still hasn't been fixed yet
If this is OC, it's delicious
Consumer cuck literally SEETHING
...
Holy shit, I'm DONE.
A++ greentext story user. As an Apple user I chuckled.
ok blog 7/10
Steve Jobs ATM
>Type in admin and spam enter repeatedly, log in anyways.
It's "root" not "admin"
5/10
Too long, not worth the wait for the punchline
add me in the eventual r/Sup Forums screenshot
>implying Apple users know how to fix their problems
Inaccurate/10.
Kek. Stay mad loser.
>all these salty consumerist faggots
MUH BRAND LOYALTY
10/10 greentext OP.
You're sick. The only expensive things in this life is apartments and nice cars. $1,000 is nothing
>Oh shucks, forgot my password again.
no worries bro, just type "root" with empty password field and click a few times
Good post
he already made that joke ya cunt
I know you're trying to upset me for shitposting but don't act like you're spending it any better user
This was good OP. Well done
He said admin instead of root so it didn't land.
Lost.
downvoted
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If your device with iOS 11 unexpectedly restarts repeatedly on or after December 2, 2017, learn what to do.
>disable notifications so you can update the device
hahahaha
WHAT THE FUCK
t. SE owner
lmao that bezzel nook screams trash design remorse better back up now they'll probably announce the $1k 2nd gen as early as april to safe face.
>Driving back when a rock gets flung from a semi, lands square on the room of my Tesla(TM).
>Roof and windshield shatter simulatenously into thousands of glass cubes.
Tesla's glass roofs are laminated so they won't shatter
But is has? My MBP autoupdated a few days ago. Got a notification when I woke up.
You forgot to mention that your pumpkin spice frappuchino is a soy frappuchino.
some chink in my class told me i6 was best
i believed her #noregerts
The update reintroduced the bug. And the update to fix THAT update only worked if you rebooted.
Hearty keks.
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN
A postcon Sup Forums that makes laugh , wew lad
itoddlers btfo
>wake up to my $20 android phone alarm
>hold my finger to stop the alarm
>oh right, no fingerprint reader
>sit up and look at the phone to unlock it
>oh right, no face scanner
>wait for 30 second ad to play before the stop alarm button becomes available
>the ad takes 30 minutes to load because of my 3rd world internet connection
>the stop alarm button finally becomes available after 15 minutes
>press stop alarm button
>30 second loading screen because $20 chink phone
>the alarm is finally off
>don't brush my teeth or shower because pajeet
>the house is filled with the scents of B.O poo and curry
>eat curry rice with my hands
>can taste las nights poo on my hands
>mmmmm.jpg
>time to head to my php codemonkey job that pays $2 a week
>put on my sandals and leave the house
>up to my knees in poo
>living on designated shitting street
>walk to work because i can't afford even a bike
>my stomach hurts
>time to release
>whip out my $20 android phone and try to load up designated shitting street locator app
>have to wait for 5 2 minute ads to play
>don't have time
>have to poo now
>take a chance and start pooing on undesignated shitting street
>oh shit.gif
>police see me
>they start running at me with sticks in their hand
>try to run away but my pants are around my ankles
>fall face first into my own poo
>the police start beating me with their sticks
>they beat me to death and just leave my corpse on the street to feed the stray dogs
I smirked
Sometimes I just can't believe the memes and shilling. It's a Big companies wet dream you actually shoukd be paid for this post .
>Fall asleep smiling to the thought of how courages the design choice was
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#courage
underrated
Does Sup Forums not allow ™ and ® ?
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>tfw this becomes future for all phones
>tfw no classic flip phones anymore cause all the phones must be botnet OS to keep a hundred million poo in loo developers hired
The world shouldve ended in 2007, the gods are punishing us
Nope
Fucking kek.
>> Fall asleep smiling to the thought of how courages the design choice was.
Is that an electrical burn?
Phone related part is just BS
>not poolice
so close
his iphone burn looks like a warrior feminist beating down a penis
Amazon doesn't run their ad program outside the US