Imagine you'll unexpectedly loose access to the internet sometime in the next year...

Imagine you'll unexpectedly loose access to the internet sometime in the next year, what can you setup now to survive offline?

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I already have a terabyte hard drive full of anime.

I have TBs of music, movies, books etc that will last me for years.
Especially the books because they are all .epub. Minimal filesize.

There was an extended week-long outage the other month (first world my ass kek) and i basically had to watch TV the entire time, it was fucking horrible and resulted in me enlarging my backlog consideraly

Well I already archive all the movies and videos on drives to keep me going for a while.

Ted Kaczynski was right.

>watch TV
why

Ted Kaczynski was right!

Ted Kaczynski was right

Ted Kaczynski was right.

Akaza Akari was right.

I have many gigabytes of unplayed games and unwatched anime

I'd be fine in such a scenario. Comfy af.

Download factorio. You'll never even need the internet again.

STALKER: Call of Chernobyl

Charles Manson is dead.

I have a local server with a shitload of movies and anime on it, tons of PC games pirated, and lots of ROMs. I'm good.

just create an archive of the internet and surf that till i die

Ted Kaczynski was right.

what was he right about?

Your mom wanting to suck my fat fucking cock, nerd. Dropped a fat load right on her tongue.

>only one terabyte

>terabyte

what, you got 200 YIFY rips on there?

So you have about 10 hours worth of anime?
What are you a scrub?

>he wastes hard drive space on bloated encodes with little to no difference

>he willingly accepts pixels to justify his poorfag storage

>pic related

I've got all the TV shows I could want, a lot of movies, and a bunch of PDFs, in addition to my computer-free hobbies

Skyrim could spend a lot of time on guess.

Nothing.

Porn wise I can always watch my gf fuck a black guy.
Games are degenerate so I’m not gonna miss that.
I have over 80TB of movies and TV shows so that will keep me good for a while.

>Muh degeneracy
fag

>He's willing to watch low Res High artifact compressed shit.
Ayy lmao just save some money.

>1 tb drive

What is this 1984?

I have around 15TB of anime, manga, games, and movies to keep me entertain for quite some time.

i had to do this in 2016 i moved to a mansion at the top of hill in the middle of the city with an amazing view and the phone lines were toast only had a 6-10 months lease before it got knowcked down... we all agreed it wasnt worth paying to fix up because of the nature of the lease

so i had everything - mainly my flac music mirrored on on a bunch of internal hard drives and a 4tb external ... i rode my bike around to local wi-fi hotspots and used a bunch of jailbroken iphone 4 / 4s / 5 in camo pouches hidden in trees and stealthily torrented all my music and entertainment with itransmission ...

no joke it was a pain and risky but i survived 11 months and watched just as much mr robotesque 1080 tv and listened to just as much 24bit vinyl rips as i do now with fibre....

a modern twist on sneakernet

I have 40TB, in that includes all games from gen to gen 6. Thousands of movies and series. Tons of hentai/porn.

But that's just entertainment.
The real time killers are the fact I can just boot up visual studio and make my own shit

>Imagine you'll unexpectedly loose access to the internet
It would be for the better, I'd have to stop being a fucking manchild and read a fucking book.

probably just kms....internet is my life....

/r/darknetplan
/r/darknetplanhw
/r/sneakernet

stock up on usbs and setup adhoc networks or hotspots and spare all of your media with your friends.

we need to bring back the culture of local storage sharing like with cassettes/cds/floppies

people will want to naturally share their stuff with friends and maybe even trade.

start saving offline pages or wget them too!
wikipedia can be hosted offline btw

This or just off myself, i really don't have a lot going for me and I doubt I'll make it to 30 with my current health issues anyway.

>I have TBs of music, movies, books etc that will last me for years.
MFW I have downloaded the
"practically every book ever written" torrent.

MFW I have no problems surviving offline, I'm a 90s kid.
MFW I still support NN however have a secret throbbing wish to see NN go and internet speeds reduced to pre-90s levels and/or most websites blocked.

I want all the internet only babies and the anti-NN retards to see why NN is important in the first place.

Also after NN death:
NN is brought back after anti-NN retards are woken up.
or
Internet is killed, SAS is killed, cloud computing is killed with it, the botnet is killed. Physical media is coming back all movies are 8K on holographic 1TB discs.

Win Win in my book.

I have no problems living without the internet and I will literally masturbate imagining all the people who told me
>You are a hoarder!
>You have a problem!
>Why save all these files?
>You are paranoid!
>Why save things if you have the internet?
>I delete all files after watching them.

Let's not kill SAS please.
You can kill SAS drives but not their connectors dear god SAS to sata breakout is so good!

magnet for the book torrent?

give me time to clean this out

I got a bunch of ROMs.

Meh, the only thing that's critical online based is the ability to manage my finances/pay bills. Everything else I could lose it. I got around 4TB of movies/shows/music to keep me busy for a while. Little over 1.25TB of Porn/Doujins/Hentai for fapping material. 15GB of e-books for reading. Then there's cable. Plus I was born in early 80's so going outside and doing shit ain't a big foreign concept to me (unlike kids now, god damn punks, thinking there Smart Phones will save them from everything)

Then I got my PS2. Could pull it out along with it's collection of PS2 and PS1 games. Got a few classic PC games I could play to.

i have 7tb media that i can consume

If I lose the internet I'd lose all access for any new 1st hand weeb resources and there's no way to buy things without online stores.

>Shitload of blank DnD character cards
>All saved DnD books (In book form and pdf form)

A meshnet

Otherwise, I'll finally get to play my backlog of offline games. Some of them will only be good for a week or so (I doubt I'll spend more than a couple dozen hours in Subnautica) but Dwarf Fortress will probably easily eat up a few hundred hours, and maybe I'll actually ascend in Nethack. And I never did properly play XCOM: EW LW.

Stuck with 256kbps mobile data for 3 days. after 3 days will get my internet but What do until then with that speed? the data speed can go up 0.30mbps.

I have plenty of games, and a lot of local/LAN multiplayer ones.

no internet = no multiplayer

>their lives revolve around consuming media

Hmm

No Internet ≠ no network

Offline Wikipedia

>loose
get some ebooks on english grammar

Are you retarded? You still have WiFi on your router or android hotspot. All devices connected can communicate. How underage are you to not know how LAN works? And split-screen multiplayer works anyway.

I guess no one here applies to jobs or does remote software development. I'd be much more worried about that than muh anime.

Anyone?

probably doesn't exist and he's just memeing

Make sure all the anime and games in my backlog are downloaded. Also start scraping e-hentai.

I'd see it as a blessing. Time to read books!

Download games
Download shows you want to watch
Download flashes you like
Download as many books as you can find
Store everything on multiple drives, using at least raid 5 for everything except games, which are fine on SSD with a single hdd backup

Download the internet duh

it must have been a hell of a time climbing up those trees to recharge those phones... or did you have wires going up the trees to?

That sounds pretty fun actually

i hope the internet goes to shit
The end of thots
The end of facebook
We still shitpost on Sup Forums because we aren't retarded

Over 500 DVDs with movies, anime, etc.
500GB of books.
300GB of music.
1TB of porn.
1TB of survival and warfare manuals.

It exists.
I've heard of it on /t/.

Mobile data included
I'd use that on a router

Download wikipedia a couple days before shutdown. Its surprisingly manageable.

nice desu i did have 2tb but my hdd died in july slowly building up my collection again

GCC, Cmake, Nano, SDL, GL, Gimp, + any other GNU tooling should be enough for anyone to use a computer. The web is something you need to do your daily computing, most of the shit we do on it is a time waste anyway.

please name your drives in a nice way user

>survive offline
why would I want to do that?

I have about 2 terabytes of game setups, so I'm good

Plenty of games to play and books to read.

I think he said that technology isn’t a tool to further human development, humans are a tool to further technological development.
I think there's a lot of merit to ehat he's saying on technology.

>t. yiffy release downloader

>not getting 8TB drives for $130 on BF

I have about 15TB, that's not counting the drives for redundancy.

so to answer your question OP. I would try to download as fast as possible to round out my collection.

>those last days before megaupload went down.

also, just in case this is an apocalypse scenario, I have several spare desktops and nice displays (3 plasmas).

what is BF?
and how is your drives setup? are they all connected to the same computer?

Black Friday

other question : what drives is good these days? reliable enough/fast/quiet.

How do you actually connect to a mesh network or see if there's any nodes nearby?

>mr robotesque
>24bit vinyl rips

what a fag

>have lots of ebooks in queue to read
>all the ebooks are related to computer networking
*sweating*

Ive been hoarding data for a long time now.
manuals, movies, porn. almost a decade worth of Sup Forums threads, I got everything I need.

>lan gaming
>bluray media and games
>media from library
>trading phsyical media via flash drives
>localized networks like university internets
>colleges full of pirated content
>wardriving open networks
>le free hotspots everywhere at businesses

>paper documentation and information regains wealth

this sounds fun :D
imma be a 80s 1337 h4x3r kid now

honestly if internet went out, id probably go back to being a normie so that'd be nice
have enough porn to last an eternity though so that's also covered

i have some books to read

I was talking about
Software as a service
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_as_a_service

it was on /t/ a while back.

>loose

Are you retarded? Or only average internet kid?
There was MP before the internet.
Go google LAN or LAN parties.
Ever did know of split screen gaming?

Or do you think you need the internet for this?

HERE you go!
There are multiple magnets!
HA!

I've got 6TB of anime and 750GB of manga so I'm good for a while.

Dunno. I don't really enjoy rewatching shows and I've already seen my fair share of TV/anime.

>unironically watching chinese cartoons