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> please, pleeeease use my app so I can remain a billionaire like Zucky the lucky, the investors aren't pleased with the current state of my app, hey, hey fucking stupid teens, just use the fucking app and don't go away

Stop with this obvious reverse shilling

who is this guy?
what is his app?
why is it bad?

Snapchat. The app is bad (at least on Android) because he didn't care about other platforms. He allegedly said at first that Snapchat is meant for rich people (people with iPhones). Little did he know that it isn't 2011 anymore and Android has a way larger marketshare than ever before, so now that he is bleeding money, he is desperate for people to continue using his app despite dicking its most valuable users. He's so desperate that the company is trying to rebuild the Android app from scratch. All of this on top of:
>Not selling out to Zuckerberg
>Making $300 glasses no one wanted
Get fucked, Snap Inc.

While you are mostly right, once the rebuild is done Snapchats fortunes will go up. They still have all the investment from news companies and the like for Snapchat Discover. They still have paid Geofilters and other things.

Once the app rebuild is done, Android users will be satisfied and this will all go away.

why they made those ugly glasses instead of selling just the cameras I do not know.
Could have marketed a tiny cigar shaped camera that you can clip on any pair of glasses and snapchat your POV without looking like a total fucking retard.

>at least on Android
The app is terrible even on iOS, thank fuck (((Zuck))) stole the userbase.

>zuck stole the userbase

How?
Everyone I know still uses Snapchat for messaging. No one is using Instagram to send quick 10 second pics to each other

For messaging, people moved on to Facebook Messenger (>inb4), iMessage or Telegram.
>Muh stickers, etc etc.

Might be worth checking the Facebook Messenger app if you haven't installed it (you shouldn't) - they've cloned pretty much every other "big" app that's come along the past few years.

But the problem with FBM is you have to reveal your identity to others (name, friends etc).

There are certain people on Snapchat that I don’t have on other things because there’s no reason for them to be. I’d rather keep them at arms length.

On this same tangent, why do girls get obsessed with guys online? I have a few admirers (I’m a 6/10 at best) and it’s pissing me off.

My problem with Snapchat is the battery usage and demographic it’s designed for.

It’s just inefficient especially if you don’t plan on sending pictures constantly but even still iMessage is better.

Seems like an app built for teenagers. It’s so obnoxious and the stupid discover section with their clickbait won’t fuck off.

I could easily take this guy in a fight.

>for online randos or qts to fuck
Telegram, or if you poo in the loo, Whatsapp.

>People say snap worth like 5bn
>Rejects evaluation
>pumps up price
>Goes for iPO at 25bn
>currently lost 10 billion on IPO
>Idiot pumped and didn't dump company
What the fuck are these idiots doing? wither you care about your company or you offload it and wank each other over a new startup. They've done neither.

Like the previous rebuilds?

It'll help for a week, most of my friends have gone away from snapchat.

no you can't

bump you fucking stupid teenagers

look at those noodle arms. I could probably sneeze and knock him over

he has a bodyguard for every dollar you have

Fuck off with your tumblr tier awful gif you fucking retarded faggot, kill yourself

It was supposed to be an in crowd thing, signalling to everyone that you're a high end snap user. If it had taken off, the glasses would be ugly like a Prius is ugly: you only notice if you aren't part of the group, and in that case fuck off.

Didn't work.

I lost interest in Snapchat around the time that they added the GPS tracker feature.

On iOS, if you don't have the latest app or OS version, it will lock you out of the app.

Also,
>investing into social media companies/tech companies
They deserved to lose every bit.

what a pussy if that is true

Instagram stories has more users than Snapchat in my experience.

Damn he has 20 bodyguards!

this thread is soyboy central