Coding

>coding
>coder

>not using the kino term "writer" in place of coder
>"hey user, what do you do for a living?"
>"I write programs"

>Not crafting apps
"Hey user, what do you do for a living?"
"I craft apps."

>he doesn't synthesize the code
>"what do you do user?"
>"i perform synthesis"

stop

"I birth consumer software solutions.

"I create high impact enterprise apps to enhance productivity for all internal corporate stakeholders."

>internal corporate stakeholders
more like external
>BTFO

I have never been called a coder in my entire life.

And I don't do coding. I engineer the most perfect pieces of software by smashing together examples from documentations and snippets from SO.

>interaction engineer

>"My offspring are nourished by an Oriental wet nurse who only lactates organic soy milk that can be traced back to its farm of origin."

Our DevOps is well versed in multi-stakeholder management, reducing lead-time for new versions and ensuring all parties receive a win-win solution.

>disrupt

My code is fresh picked straight from the vine of my cognitive brainwaves. Non-GMO and all natural talent. I am a code farmer.

...

Just "code" in general

I am an appsmith.

Ideas enter my mind, planting the seed of growth and development and within a year, I birth a full fledged app, ready to execute and be accepted in the world. I am a code mother.

>holding starbucks cappuccino cup
>pointing with his pinky of the cappuccino holding hand to the desk and his imac

>and this is where the magic happens :)

>not
"Hey user, what do you do for a living?"
"I craft blocks... into other blocks... I play minecraft."

>has a tipjar on his website where people can crowdfund his coffee expenses

>not casting solutions
>"How do you make a living, user?"
>"I cast solutions"

Sounds about right

Calling it now, "appcrafter" is the "coder" of the future