Do you want to be born as Russian or Japanese?

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Abortion.

Russian

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No.

Russian
Better drink yourself to death rather than working yourself to death

Shouldn't the question be, 'Do you want to be born as a Russian or a guy in the Anglosphere with a Japanese proxy?'

Nope, both of them must sucks

Neither

wtf here?

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Russia is a shithole but at the same time Russians are the most Alpha people on the planet so I would probably go with foreign born Russian.

slava rossiya

as an average person?

>rich guy
russia
>capital
russia
>anything else
japan

Russian, of course. I think better is drink vodka than watch retarded chinese porncartoons.

Abortion.

Both
Remove yourself

that's a very strange question.. you know.
I'd choose to be japanese.

>Russians are the most Alpha people on the planet
Lol, nice joke.

>do you want to be born in Hell or in Tartarus?
now that's a tough question, really made me think...

this Finn knows what's what

>wants to be a muscovite
Poor little thing

>retarded chinese porncartoons
pleb

Russian. Japanese never have sex.

Russian

Be born Russian and then live someplace other than Russia

I would want to be an ethnic Russian born in Japan.

Russian. I don't want to work 25 hours a day.

Why not both?

No Japanese live there.

Neither is the only answer lads

Neither

Gonna go with Japanese.

Nipponese, of course. What a stupid question? One of the good places to live

yes and the other one is Japan

Russian, I want to live in ulan ude

both

very tough choice. i choose gopnik.

There are many qt asian grills there.

USA

russian

Japanese. At least they have civilisation.

Nippon

better dead than red

Russian

>Do you want to commit suicide or die drunk?
I seems clear to me what the right answer is.

I am part-Ainu from Sakhalin and part-Nivkh. I want to be fully Ainu

Russian, because Japan has no PC games