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English culture and language edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=TG4hflV0fY4
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anime

Reminder to ABIDE the RULES.

I

n e 1 want 2 cum pm me 4 info

*readies the throwing poo*

irish will never stop moaning

why do they come to these threads?
do they subconsciously know they belong to britain?

Excellent edition and trips, if only it wasn't made by a yank.

Rasheed and his anime spamming chums will be doing their nut in.

ST. GEORGE SUCK MY ARSEHOLE

INCREDIBLE edition
*presents u with honourary brit certificate*

>mfw we usurped the title of New Rome

someone somewhere right now is cumming on a piece of poo

*cuddles you*

Really not a fan of this Ulster unionist gimp.

I'll be keeping an eye on this one.

;)

FOY

*nibbles your neck*
:3

kek. no.

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>the only ACTUAL culture on that photo is London

stupid fucking northerners BTFO once again

tea is chinese originally, we traded it for opium
no lions in britain either
the shirt was made in a bangkok sweatshop
the ball was stitched in a brazilian sweatshop
the rose was nicked from ireland
chips were an accident discovered by a russian
big ben got bullied by little ben
the 3 lions were having a 3 some
america isn't like britain

suck your mum, rudeboy

not a bad yankee edition
think i'll grab some tea and bourbons now

>red rose of lancashire
don't bloody believe so son

All me

>Still finding this funny

>chips, a fucking flower, a fucking tree, a fucking tea, a fucking ball

NOT CULTURE

The only CULTURE on that photo is LONDON

how hard is it to travel to damascus

The ultimate redpill is absolute monarchism

*spots mandem making rude comments*
*promptly unloads armalite unto the mandem*

>southern soft shite tries to act hard

howling

got called a little legend in tescos car park when I downed a whole pack of mcvities

>no lions in britain either
there are 50 million of them

you can jog the fuck on though

nothing like walking at night smoking a dart and listening to dnb rollers

>The only CULTURE on that photo is LONDON

if i answer this there's a chance im helping ISIS so im not going to

>northern retard acts like his IQ is anywhere above single digits

squealing

*fails sports BTEC*

PUSSYOLE DON'T CHAT BOUT MY YARD YEAH ROADMAN INNIT?

*pops mandy and listens to radio grime*

fuck off Sup Forumsreddit yankee nonce

Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. Your wife's son is Nigerian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Sincerely,
lets just all live and let live.

whats your IQ lad, could do with a laugh

>Your beer is German
um

i am literally chinese

testing

>your wife's son is a Nigerian

Fucking howling, great post

>your beer is really small and foamy
ftfy

Any lads here do a year abroad at Uni?

Thinking of doing one to Nippon but I'm on the fence about it.

you forgot "Your laws are Belgian."

I mean your beer is small and foamy, my bad

youtube.com/watch?v=k3LnT5KkgII

>LONDON
>2016

guess ur still mad huh

GALLIPOLI REMEMBRE HAHAHAHA ETERNAL ANGLO GOT BTFO
KEK
ANZAC AND ANGLO GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Hey aNGLOS, why don't you swing by Gallipoli so we can shove it up your ass again?

????

I have never met or spoken to a single Pakistani or Indian in my life

euroshits on Sup Forums are begging for china to overtake us in gold medals

>drugs
done

>alcohol
done

>unmarried sex
done

>gambling
done

>voting labour
done

>not having white skin
not guilty of this one at least

you lost the war senpai

It is true
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Romana
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Britannica
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Americana
not many states can be proud of achieving such things

pathetic

i voted to leave the EU solely on the fact that continentals hate us

These wankers fight like a bunch of sissies

Feeling tired lads ahahaha

>us

you forgot to add "stop cultural appropriation"

>he thinks ireland could do anything against the military powerhouse that is britain

>>voting labour
>done

Would British chicks dig a dudebro yank accent?

congrats on the silver medal

...

why are they such sad sad losers

even if we finish 3rd we still absolutely crushed it

yeah

Not really. American accents in general are made fun of.

They would fuck the dick of a dudebro in general though

>>voting labour
>done

>>not having white skin
>not guilty of this one at least

hmm

nah bruh

cant wait until they stop screening for marijuana for pre employment drug tests, its really fucking annoying 2bh

>drugs
done

was a protest vote against the SNP more than anything tbf

we're gonna make it lads

Hope I can go on Erasmus to Switzerland. Have to be elected by the professors.

Don't know how it works though. How can you still do your degree if their modules are different? Or would your degree take an entire year longer to complete?

"aww yeah dude british chicks dig our accent man, lets fly over that uhlaantic and slay some poontang,"

You really think so?

Then how to chavs get chicks? Thats basically the equivalent.

ah yes, british english
youtube.com/watch?v=TG4hflV0fY4

>cant wait until they stop screening for marijuana for pre employment drug tests, its really fucking annoying 2bh

no its not

we have more golds than france and germany combined, they're a little bit sore

>english culture
hmmm yes i see

They dress the same tho, stupid hats and skinny jeans and baggy ass jackets and shit

oh scotland fair enough then hahaha
better than the "S""N"P at least

who's this pic of though?

if you arent from liverpool you can literally go fuck yourself, utter peons the lot of you

enjoyed fear and loathing in las vegas

me

Lad "chavs" here only get fat ugly girls or skinny ugly girls that go through three packs of cigs a day and claim dole on both sides of the border.

Sometimes an absolute MADLAD "chav" will score a goodlooking woman. Don't know how you drew this strange comparison.

hitchens says hes fine nonwhites and hates racists

bf is sleeping

if you arent from blackpool you can literally go fuck yourself, utter peons the lot of you

>he thinks thats what a chav is

just fuck off will you

i'm doubtful

lol english people

>if you arent from liverpool you can literally go fuck yourself, utter peons the lot of you