Do Americans shart in bed?
Do Americans shart in bed?
Andrew Wright
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Xavier Davis
Le forced reddit meme XD.
Cooper Martinez
Le forced bowel movements XD.
John Green
>be ameripoop
>shart in the designated mart
Jonathan Sullivan
Haven't you ever heard of a wet dream?
Michael Moore
kek'd and rek't
David Long
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Julian Miller
Easter?
Dominic Martinez
MART
Connor Lee
WALMART SHART
Jordan Sanders
Is this actually a thing in america? Do americans have less control of their shit for some reason?
Isaac Brown
I have never ever seen this in my life and it's not like I'm too bourgeois to occasionally go to a Wal-Mart. There's clearly picture evidence but I'm afraid I can't explain why white trash relieve themselves in public.
Hunter Myers
Its the diet, all memes aside
Jayden Phillips
too much anal sex makes the anal cavity expand and it couldn't contract anymore.
James Young
this
try eating burgers, tacos and deep dish "pizzas" for a week you'll shit your pants everyday
Leo Young
is it because of their diet? What could white trash walmart goes possibly eat that would make them so much more likely to shart themselves than regular humans?
Sebastian Perez
No matter the reason for the sharts, be it diet or something else, I can't understand why these people would walk around like this in public.
Burgers and taco won't make you shit your pants uless it's some kind of special burgers and tacos.
Elijah Phillips
Remember
If you have to force it, it's a bad idea.
Ayden Martinez
If anal was the main reason then all of France's side walks and floors would be covered with shit trails. The primary cause is probably poor diet and lack of exercise.
Jonathan Fisher
nah
add any kind of soda in enormous amounts, fluoride water, toxic coffee, enriched corn syrup and poor sugar to the bill and you get the leaky ass thing
Logan Evans
I understand that something like 95% of american foods have some variant of corn in it. Even their soda tastes different because they use corn syrup for their sugar intake
Parker Powell
>if I don't like it it's forced
Fuck off Amerishart
Ayden Moore
By "corn" do you mean maize?
Maybe you're right. I would never eat like that, so I can't say what the consequenses would be.
Brody Moore
>maize
what are you, a pilgrin?
Henry Hill
I fucking hate americans, but you've got to admit, this meme and the Easter meme are cringy as fuck. Leave the banter to us brits, we know how this shit works
Sebastian Butler
Diet doesn't explain why they think it's perfectly fine to continue shopping like everything's normal while they literally have shit soaked pants on.
Cameron Foster
>Leave the banter to us brits, we know how this shit works
Jackson Adams
>Leave the banter to us brits, we know how this shit works
Isaiah Ross
>Leave the banter to us brits, we know how this shit works
Wyatt Bennett
He's a French idiot, he doesn't know shit. Most of these walmartians are on some medication with adverse side effects.
Jaxon Foster
I just- I- what did I even just read?
Wyatt Garcia
>Leave the banter to us brits, we know how this shit works
had a giggle thanks mate
Brody Gutierrez
What kind of medication is that, and why are they all on it if it makes them shit?
Juan Gomez
This is a collection of like 30 people in a country of 300 million people
This is unironically not an issue at all in America, I've never seen anyone shit themselves, it's just an Sup Forums meme
That being said it's pretty funny so I'm gonna go with it for a while
Kevin Evans
laxatives, the easy way to lose weight
Ian Moore
It doesn't appear to be working
Xavier Jones
Nah, he's lying.
I usually see the fat ugly fuckers (sometimes in scooters just like in the meme) at Walmarts etc. and perhaps they shit their pants and I never noticed?
It's only a matter time before I see the Ameripoos. The meme is real.
Landon Mitchell
Damage control
John Johnson
This makes a lot more sense.
Michael King
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Gabriel Gutierrez
When you're obese you do damage to your intestines, they take medicine to stop this but the medicine that stops this doesn't actually fix the underlying issue, so when they forget to take their meds or are too poor they get the shits.
Jaxon Reed
shart in mart
Anthony Hughes
yes, maize
koren for us are wheat grains, but they live on maize and hence adjusted their lingo
Cooper Gutierrez
There's pills for all sorts of condition, everything blood pressure to depression.
People are too lazy to change their lifestyle or don't know how.
Austin Mitchell
it's the next lowering of the bar, as fatscooters have become normalised in the US
Evan Nguyen
AHAHAHA
Kevin Anderson
S
Chase Scott
H
Elijah Gray
You have ten seconds to name 5 Americans who haven't shat their pants.
Julian Ward
I think he was talking about the farts not the meme
Alexander Martinez
A
Caleb Gutierrez
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