Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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How to Learn Japanese
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100 most common Japanese words
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ZITTO

ANIMALE

They always put the competitors detail such that it hides their bulges...

Thanks for making thread.

なんかむしゃくしゃするからセブンに行って
ハーゲンダッツのマカでミアでも買ってこようかな。。。

go to italian thread


thank you, italy-chan

What is your favourite pokemon?
My favourite is sceptile

This thread makes you hate Japanese people

>jap male drinks a gallon of vodka
>still too shy to sing karaoke and get up on stage in front of everyone
>still wants to impress the japanese girl he has a crush
>he stumbles on stage, pukes
>he mumbles the words to katy perry's "firework"
>BABY YOU ARE FILEWOK, COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BULST. MAKE THEM GO AH AH AH"
>everybody facepalms
>Miyuku, the jap male's crush, leaves the karaoke joint in embarrassment and never speaks to him again
>Jap male becomes a hikki NEET the very next day

gyarados

you still get the Cambodian flag.

I love you all

嫌われようが、気にすることではない
そもそも嘘の情報で塗り固められた偽日本には何の価値もない

Mizugorou.

You shut your emaciated mouth! Nippon-chan is perfect.

Are you banned and using proxy?

Mudkip a cute!CUTE!

Are you living close to the border between Thailand and Cambodia?
Do you take a cheap bus ride to cross the border to renew your visa?

I recently discovered that it is based on a mexican salamander and that made me like it more, even though it was my favourite already.

Waninoko is a close second.

日本人の心を明らかにしてくだされ

これが平均的なメキシコ人だ!

Hawlucha for obvious reasons.

Do you guys understand Korean?
I have a picture of a board in korean subway.
It is written by multi language. It say Dongdaemun in English, トンデムン in Japanese. How is it pronounced?

これが平均的なジャップだ!

...

at least they are not fat

Let me guess……you also like ludicolo, right?

Dong-demon
or in Japanese: Akuma-Inkei

これが平均的なフランス人だ!

Importing fresh niggers should be illegal if your team is European.

Shit user, I was drinking water. Fucking choked. Kek

Not really, I am just a Lucha/Wrestling/Puroresu fanboy.

By the way, anyone here watched NJPW´s G1?.

I don't know who he is, but I'm quite fond of him

Me on the bottom left.

Sorry, user.

このフランス女性は美しいですね

I want to visit Bangkok to sleep with prostitutes.
Let me stay at your house, Thailand.

これが俺の本棚だ!

えっ
それは影でしょう?

これが俺の3時のおやつだ!

>昆虫はすごい
どんな本やねん

Why are the Chinese making better electronics than the Japanese now?
Look at this fine Chinese electronic
youtube.com/watch?v=nBBMnY7mANg

You want to go to pattaya, I wouldn't go near that shithole though.

カサカサカサカサ

そこは天国かなにか?

I said sleep with prostitutes, not get blown up!

...

What's with you being so proud over their Olympic victories you cuck?

Want to see what Japanese food looks like in America?

>3.47MB

こういうのってアウトローに憧れてるから見たくなるもんなの?

すね毛剃るとちょっと涼しくなるぞ

Do you usually sleep with prostitutes?
I just fuck them and release them back on the streets.
I don't want to wake up to find my money and passports are all gone.

イイエ、 日本語じょせいたちためにありがとうかみさま。

>sleep with

"sleep with" means "to have sex with" too, you fucking dumb jap

Olympics are fun. I'm proud of everyone. Congrats on being 1st again!

これの出所は?

Yes, this is what I mean.
In the states, sleeping with does not usually mean to literally sleep with. It normally means to fuck and go.
Thanks for looking out, though, Nippon-chan.

I love japan, you have cute girls and make good games, also your language can sound but cool and cute depending on who says it.

I don't know but maybe the OP is mature enough to feel happy for other people's success... or America's failure.

Leave Nippon-chan alone, ladyboy.

cute girls
japanese girls

Choose one

>you have cute girls
メキシコにはかないません

I bought a chiana game machine, but It was better than your video's

>you have cute girls

isn't japanese a bit more closer to the original pronunciation

Does japan use myanimelist

うむ。
そして大物ヤクザやアウトローに会うため刑務官目指してる。

Hey! They exist. The girls at 2:14 is very cute.

C´mon guys

I was aware of that to sleep with was to avoid saying to fuck.
I thought the euphemism didn't match with the topic of the discussion.

jap land is american colony .

Reina~!

I used to see MAL but left there few years ago. I want to delete my ID already but seems the site doesn't allow it.

ぶははははははwwwww

This is also right. I guess it really just depends on the context, and would help if you personally knew the person saying it.

A better tomorrow 2

young chow yun fat giving a thumbs up

slag

In America anime is free

There is people in this thread right now that don´t think this is cute.

There is a difference.

It's been a while

>""""""""cute""""""""" jap girls

We should kill them!
Hurry and come over to my house before Trump builds a wall, Mehico-chan.

Nice try, lesserasian.

there's a reason no one actually tries to talk to him

jap girls deceive you by makeup
without makeup jap girls are shit

ok

日本に来てごらんなさい
大半の女はその画像の女に足元にも及ばなほどブサイクだよ
Come to Japan
Then watch japanese girls
Most of them are uglier than that picture girl .

I just only said true .

this

>brb posting an idol(that is using typical idol makeup and they don't look nearly that good in real life)

I refuse to believe!

>japs girls hate jap men because of their small dicks
>even the most beta white men who go for asian girls have bigger dicks

FUCKING KEK

b-but :(
You're just trying to keep all of the pretty girls to yourself, Japan. You can't lie to us Gaijin!

rate this girl

7/10

Why do they make their bottom eyelids puffy?