/shart/

[Alexander James]

What is the SHART onomatopoeia (written sound) in your language?
1.Malaysia
2. puuuiiit-blerrghh

[Leo Garcia]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfaaaaa

[Bentley Turner]

prrrrööhlrlblrt

[Thomas Walker]

BBRRRRAAAAAPPFFTT

[Jacob Thompson]

animeeeee

[Jason Richardson]

Just wind? No debris?

Was it watery in the end?

Steady start but the ending must have bit of stoney residue

Kawaii

[Connor Hall]

This is a shitty thread.

[Dominic Sanchez]

It is quite a sharty thread, indeed.

[Gabriel Sanders]

You don't say

[Matthew Ross]

prrrrrrooooooot-sprotsj

[Connor Jackson]

I'm fucking dying. A /shart/ general.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttt

[Matthew Morales]

When i made a general about my country... Everyone was mad

Now a General about shit

Is my cuntry worse than shit?

[Daniel Reed]

What's shark week?

[Landon Murphy]

SELTEN
E
L
T
E
N

[Nolan Smith]

Slplplplplplplplplplplplplprfffffrpoot.....poot

[Kevin Davis]

Neu
e
u

[Owen Edwards]

PRÄÄPLLLT

[Angel Anderson]

Selbst in /deutsch/ sieht man dich nicht oft.

[Jaxson White]

Weil dort übelst krebs ist vielleicht?

[Joseph Jackson]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...blorgh

[Wyatt Diaz]

Du bist nur neidisch auf die Belgier uezs

[Samuel Lewis]

I think it would look better with added accent circonflexe

prrrrrrôôôôôôôt-sprotsj

[Aiden Cox]

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!

[Jaxson Perez]

best thread on int right now

[Gabriel Mitchell]

any deviantshart artists here who post their creations online?

[Dominic Gutierrez]

frblllt

[Parker Brown]

how can languages have so many different words for the noises that animal makes, but our fart sounds are all so alike?

[Chase Lee]

>be american
>shart in the mart

[Easton Wood]

i was being serious this is the best thread on int right now

[Henry Bailey]

So sharty indeed

discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/

Spot on!

Did the cheek flabbing?
Haha. Too short means that it already entangled with the butt hair
That's quite heavy.
Lmao. A nuclear with leaking gas?
Did you sharted today? At which mart?
Huehuehue. Indeed.
Why do you ask?
So feminine.

[Jordan Brooks]

>Lmao. A nuclear with leaking gas?

I agree it needs more consonants in the end, to imitate the sounds of liquid shit coming out. Many Slavic languages are more suited for this. Any Czechs wanting to give it a try?

[Brayden Collins]

Because humans are all the same

[Andrew Cooper]

Do American Indians have designated shartting marts?

[Aiden Lewis]

Splört. Pfftphfhfhfhfhhh. Plört.

[Evan Robinson]

You bet.

[Jaxon Green]

youtube.com/watch?v=QtnhNVakqjQ

[Grayson Powell]

1. f(L)ag
2. sprhueaheszsz proproprpro brafttft

[Logan Gonzalez]

brrrppp brafffft hrurp hurp pop

[Colton Robinson]

This thread is the most intelligent I've ever seen on the whole Internet.

[Jonathan Diaz]

AMERISHARTS

AHAHA

[Adrian Hernandez]

>AMERISHARTS

[Cooper Turner]

*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts*

[Jason Bennett]

I can shart in every market or only in he designated sharting mart?

[Luis Baker]

Officially it's only in the designated sharting aisle in Walmart, but most Americans ignore that rule and do it everywhere.

[Alexander Taylor]

this, just the other day I did it in target no one cared, please do it wherever you like just don't forget to tip the poop attendant!

[James Sullivan]

>be american
>get shart

[Jonathan Jones]

>be american
>jumping the shart

[Jack Harris]

buriburi ブリブリ is widely known in Japan.