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Scottish culture and language edition

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korean pop

animes

oy vey

Having a cheeky smoke of a Djarum Black

If you were going to design an Olympic even that covered all the things you would need to be superman, what would you include?

Weightlifting, running, shooting & trampolining are the obvious ones.

What else?

DELETE THIS

Ok lads now's the time for the gimmick I was saving for the new thread

*does a gimmick*

aesthetics

Any ya hail from North kilt town

Just got accepted for BA Scots Dialect at Strathclyde, fucking buzzing desu.

quite like this one

SO I SAYS TO THE DENTIST

Need I remind you lads of the Golden Rule?

*points at the golden rule board*

Do NOT post in yank threads!

free diving or whatever that diving is called where you go really deep that loads of people die doing.

Half Scot. Not my better half,

Already done 3 shits today, think I've got a serious problem with my arsehole.

It's a daily occurrence.

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D'YKNOW ANGUS MCCLOUD?

aye

t. angus mcleod

Is it runny shit?

Quite runny yeah

Swimming
Sprinting
Distance running
Shooting
Gymnastics
Weightlifting
Greco Roman wrestling
Judo

Just keep your fluid intake up and you should be fine.

Sounds like you might have a mild form of gastroenteritis. Go see your doctor

I drink around 3 litres of water a day

I thought it was more my arsehole not being able to hold stuff in properly.

I'm a bit of a degenerate and do lots of anal masturbation so I'm not the tightest person around.

any tim news lads

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Learning guitar because I feel like everyone needs something they can quietly put their soul into when the world turns its back on them

If I was good at doing words, I'd be able to explain what I mean.

best brit boxer all time
youtube.com/watch?v=v2tJ7FXe2e0

Looks like an extra from Shameless

oink oink

Get more fiber in your diet

Lack of fiber is the main cause of runny stools

cara 2bh lads

spoiler that hog

>when a girl on tinder has thousands of instagram

Red flag

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Annoyed me when he did all that showboating when he fought Roy Jones and Hopkins, it wasn't necessary.

>be paki
>never get any white girl matches on tinder
>manage to get white girls to go on dates iwth me by approaching them irl

what did they mean by this?

alri grandad

youtube.com/watch?v=zo5nj97G4IY

flabby abbie

THICKER

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Impossible to put down.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernão_do_Pó
>Fernão do Pó, also known as Fernão Pó, Fernando Pó or Fernando Poo

this cunt isn't funny any more

Poleaboo is awake now

Watching the Olympics replay, applied my sunscreen and eating porridge

Thinking of cutting out the porridge though and replacing it with an apple and banana

A zero carb, 500 calorie diet interests me

>ever recording that

what is that cunt thinking holy fuck. rule #1 of a mercy kill is making sure they die quick. rule #2 is making sure other people don't see you doing it.

strawpoll.me/11035205
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E X T R E M E L Y important poll

haha

*walks away and talks to someone else*

Mike Tyson is the greatest boxer to ever live

Not just greatest heavyweight, but greatest ever

good lad

Should have fought Froch too, I would have loved to have seen him school that big nosed cunt.

fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

not not engage with Rapemir the portly curry wog

Abysmal thread.

do not acknowledge it

Fuck off murderer

Fun fact from Poleaboo

Tyson had a shorter reach than Mayweather

Would shag that black girl on Saturday kitchen right now to death

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The second half of his career was a complete mess

>Australian thinking he can come to /brit/ and tell us what to do?

Excuse me?

that was kinda funny

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actual goddess t b h

out of my league though so not expecting a match

Don't respond to him.

*replies to Poleaboo*

Cracking tits eh

>this exists

fucking looool

Agreed but I would say that had more to do with the state of boxing at that time than anything else

Mike Tyson was retarded to begin with then he decided upon a career where he took blows to the head for a living so he was bound to fall victim to circumstance rather than rise above it

Any lads here do a year abroad at Uni?

Thinking of doing one to Nippon but I'm on the fence about it

Claggy makeup face

Missed the new thread lol

basic af

most stereotypical yank girl ever hahaha

>starbucks
>bleach blone hair
>mentioning burgers
>enough make up to stop bullets

super like her

>Thinking of doing one to Nippon

Avoid

>this is a 10 in burgerland

mate are you fucking blind?

>those gnashers
>makeup put on with a trowel
>manly jaw

I already regular liked her

I'll super like the next one like her

stop saying basic you useless fucking yank

Greater London, do report in.
I'd wish to know with how many of you autists I'm dealing with here.

desu senpai

had a dream last night where i actually murdered someone

Poleaboo you're not a girl
You're a fetishist transvestite making a big mistake

Lennox Lewis objectively had a better career but prime Tyson was insanely good for sure

Should have just slit his neck and been done with it. Are bladed weapons illegal in Australia?

>Mike Tyson is the greatest boxer to ever live
He was. No one alive today could have taken him in his prime. No martial artist or any boxer.
He was beyond human.

He's not the messiah
He's a very naughty boy

Y m80

INSTITUTIONALISED
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Phwoar

true enough

Japs are generally shitty people, especially jap students who are all racist cunts

everyone looks good in black and white

Reported to Gee Cee Aitch Queue

good lord hahaha

"hey i think ur name is missing an "n" cause u sophine hahah"

>trying to change address with VM
>they've spent the last 5 minutes trying to sell me shit

JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY REEEEE

this desu. I remember seeing some vid of a 16yo? tyson sparring with a seasoned boxer probably twice his age. He was a fucking monster even then.

t. Couldn't pull a jap slag