Be American

>be American
>shit yourself in the shopping mall

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>be American
>get shot

SHART

IN

BART

SO

This is a real phenomenom in the USA
and it's not funny!

Why american people do this?

Their lazy why wait they just POO in PANTALOONS

DESIGNATED

SHARTING

WALMARTS

MART

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafttttapsfhhhhh*

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

youtube.com/watch?v=cJLUgj94ISs

>Be German
>Lose World War
>Hate yourself for it
>Let in hundreds of thousands of Third World Muslims out of guilt
>Even as they rape and pillage, smile and say "willkommen"

SHART

IN

So yuros finally found peopleofwalmart.com or something?

MART

ye

this is not a new thread
there are several threads like this on Sup Forums and Sup Forums every day all day

THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE WEBSITE DEDICATED TO DESIGNATED SHITTING MARTS.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU DO SHARE TIPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAABABAB

>anal leak in the dress boutique
>number two in the register queue
>butt roar in the dollar store
>defecation at the filling station
>splot at the home depot

Splot and depot don't rhyme

>anal leak in the dress boutique
keked

>be american
>get shart

>be american
>shit self in shopping mall
>spaghetti spills everywhere
>pull out gun
>shoot entire mall in shame
>reclaim spaghetti for later sustenance

>turd flow in the home depot

thx tho

Checked

>dirt on thigh, questioned by FBI
>dribble past your knees in KFC
>on your shin, get disease of the skin
>down to your socks in 20th Century Fox
>fills your shoes get the hillbilly blues
>opens the door, gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>don't trust that fart

She did not manage to get herself in the shopping mall.

>tight end
apparently not

Too many fries and eagle feathers

what the fuck

jokes aside, why the hell do obese yanks shit themselves? Americans are truly the scum of the earth.

t. sharter

Their too lazy to go in the restroom so they Poo in Pantaloons

Daily reminder that Yanks are just religiously devout, republican Brits. Don't you ever feel the need to plop in the chip shop, Nige?

THE UNITED SHARTS OF AMERICA

true
I shit you not

Can't handle freedom fries.

>be american
>jumping the shart
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

never trust a fart

>be Japanese tourist
>see this phenomenon
>laugh in fat hamburger face
>she gets offended
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The greatest part of this meme is how offended burgers get