youtube.com
*me lads music when we take janny outside, behind the shed to bash the snobby cunt up, breaking his ribs and kicking his stomach in in slow motion*
edition
youtube.com
*me lads music when we take janny outside, behind the shed to bash the snobby cunt up, breaking his ribs and kicking his stomach in in slow motion*
edition
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post your mum's favourite tune
janny's nut is completely obliterated
>eating sugar
never gonna make it
bought a pack whilst pinging weekend before last. Only smoke when I'm very inebriated.
cara 2bh lads
*ejaculates*
anime 2bh lads
When will the lefties lose power? Getting really sick of this shit.
this 2bh
*licks your yank cum up*
UNHHH MMMM AHHHHH~~~ DADDY AMERI-KUN HUHHHHH~~~
*wins an Olympic gold*
2pm
>Pooke City
chat shit get hit
alri
Gabbermumsy
*turns on computer and doesnt move from chair for 4 hours*
oh god this is my life
tuesday week
*wakes up*
*yawns*
*stretches*
...
*starts pulling strings*
Leave her alone she's on a methodrone program
Post slow things.
I'll start: Usain Bolt
Literally slower than a house cat.
> oh god this is my life
Might go McDonalds desu
shes listens a lot to brian eno idk which song though
Which one lad?
NOOO LET ME GOOOO AHHH NOO NO NO NOOOO!
took me 30 minutes to upload this photo because the cunt is so slow
maccas tbqh
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Good lass.
>responding to yanks
Don't do that.
wtf i LOVE new zealand now
alri soz
mines a fillet o fish la
*starts doing the macarena and invites /brit/ to join in*
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youtube.com
Lads, why does this have 1.5bn views?
want a yank bf to fuck me up my colonial boihole and make me call him master
*pushes you over*
They've got better looking sheep, absolutely atrocious taste my lad
Shan't be replying to any yanks ITT, don't you worry.
Wonder how big his willy is
bit gay
imagine making women tremble with excitement at your mere presence
>finally accept my mums Facebook request after months of avoiding it
>scroll through her timeline
>see this video of her on the night she said she was just going to the cinema with her friends
>wish I still avoided the friend request
You have to admit my posts are at least half decent.
BUILT
also aphex twin. shes a lot into idm as a whole and french 80s coldwave synth influenced stuff, and punk too
Lewisham ofc
Ask the Swedish volleyball team
Stop replying to yanks you twats. You only encourage them.
Some parents actually cue up jewtube clips for their kids
*grabs your shirt*
hey BACK OFF hothead
parents put an ipad with looping youtube videos in front of their kids to keep them quiet
@63721715
No (You)s will only make me try harder :^]
t. sydney rentboy
>1.5 billion views
all me
give us a link lad
*cuts off your strings*
the camera man left looks like he's more excited
why not just use a bigger pole?
Even the cameraman wants some
that's a man baby
everyone is entitled to xis/xer own opinion
Really want her to beat me up and rape me tbqhwy
i like her
keep posting pls
Is she fit?
*raises arms*
woah, woah, I ain't looking for no trouble with you
*as you let your guard down I push you over too*
wahey lads, hahahaha
*runs off into the night*
they tremble when I'm near, that's for sure ;)
Just got promoted in work to Senior Distribution Consultant of the Big Issue
Is your mom a transvestite? aha
holy shit muh dick
23 toda-ay
23 toda-ay
me in the hat
>deletes kpop posts
>keeps posts like this
wish she'd land right onto my exposed testicles
bint
watching an orchiectomy procedure
it turned up in my recommended videos somehow
SHE IS MY GF NOW
idk she's my mum ya dig.. but yeah she's fine i guess. thin and good looking (a bit too thin even)
It's squat day lads
can't be arsed to go to work today
Single?
my mum has a dad
Mate is annoyed cos I bummed a fag
might do a bedtime? x
> mfw 5kg off lmao2pl8
Fuck off Matty
no
bit gay that
don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease xx
I'm here to tuck you in if you decide to x
inb4 a yank comes in and COMPLETELY misinterprets this
>Monday tomorrow
might as well start drinking now
bit homophobic that
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