/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=33ct9FBnIfI

*me lads music when we take janny outside, behind the shed to bash the snobby cunt up, breaking his ribs and kicking his stomach in in slow motion*

edition

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post your mum's favourite tune

youtube.com/watch?v=gvH9Ccqk5qc

janny's nut is completely obliterated

>eating sugar

never gonna make it

bought a pack whilst pinging weekend before last. Only smoke when I'm very inebriated.

cara 2bh lads

*ejaculates*

anime 2bh lads

When will the lefties lose power? Getting really sick of this shit.

this 2bh

*licks your yank cum up*

UNHHH MMMM AHHHHH~~~ DADDY AMERI-KUN HUHHHHH~~~

youtube.com/watch?v=lm-DK0gwXdw

*wins an Olympic gold*

2pm

>Pooke City

chat shit get hit

alri

Gabbermumsy

*turns on computer and doesnt move from chair for 4 hours*

oh god this is my life

tuesday week

*wakes up*
*yawns*
*stretches*
...
*starts pulling strings*

Leave her alone she's on a methodrone program

Post slow things.
I'll start: Usain Bolt
Literally slower than a house cat.

> oh god this is my life

Might go McDonalds desu

shes listens a lot to brian eno idk which song though

Which one lad?

NOOO LET ME GOOOO AHHH NOO NO NO NOOOO!

took me 30 minutes to upload this photo because the cunt is so slow

maccas tbqh

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Good lass.

>responding to yanks
Don't do that.

wtf i LOVE new zealand now

alri soz

mines a fillet o fish la

*starts doing the macarena and invites /brit/ to join in*

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youtube.com/watch?v=KYniUCGPGLs

Lads, why does this have 1.5bn views?

youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

want a yank bf to fuck me up my colonial boihole and make me call him master

*pushes you over*

They've got better looking sheep, absolutely atrocious taste my lad

Shan't be replying to any yanks ITT, don't you worry.

Wonder how big his willy is

bit gay

imagine making women tremble with excitement at your mere presence

>finally accept my mums Facebook request after months of avoiding it
>scroll through her timeline
>see this video of her on the night she said she was just going to the cinema with her friends
>wish I still avoided the friend request

You have to admit my posts are at least half decent.

BUILT

also aphex twin. shes a lot into idm as a whole and french 80s coldwave synth influenced stuff, and punk too

Lewisham ofc

Ask the Swedish volleyball team

Stop replying to yanks you twats. You only encourage them.

Some parents actually cue up jewtube clips for their kids

*grabs your shirt*
hey BACK OFF hothead

parents put an ipad with looping youtube videos in front of their kids to keep them quiet

@63721715
No (You)s will only make me try harder :^]

t. sydney rentboy

>1.5 billion views

all me

give us a link lad

*cuts off your strings*

the camera man left looks like he's more excited

why not just use a bigger pole?

Even the cameraman wants some

that's a man baby

everyone is entitled to xis/xer own opinion

Really want her to beat me up and rape me tbqhwy

i like her
keep posting pls

Is she fit?

*raises arms*
woah, woah, I ain't looking for no trouble with you
*as you let your guard down I push you over too*
wahey lads, hahahaha
*runs off into the night*

they tremble when I'm near, that's for sure ;)

Just got promoted in work to Senior Distribution Consultant of the Big Issue

Is your mom a transvestite? aha

holy shit muh dick

23 toda-ay
23 toda-ay

me in the hat

>deletes kpop posts
>keeps posts like this

wish she'd land right onto my exposed testicles

bint

watching an orchiectomy procedure

it turned up in my recommended videos somehow

SHE IS MY GF NOW

idk she's my mum ya dig.. but yeah she's fine i guess. thin and good looking (a bit too thin even)

It's squat day lads

can't be arsed to go to work today

Single?

my mum has a dad

Mate is annoyed cos I bummed a fag

might do a bedtime? x

> mfw 5kg off lmao2pl8

Fuck off Matty

no

bit gay that

don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease xx

I'm here to tuck you in if you decide to x

inb4 a yank comes in and COMPLETELY misinterprets this

>Monday tomorrow

might as well start drinking now

bit homophobic that

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