/med/ - Mediterranean general

Invited: kind people
Not invited: rude people

>nigger
sorry but my country is whiter and more civilized than yours

I'm not a turk so that's good right?

Also algerianfag be kind to me this is the no bully zone thread.

I've been to Italy twice. Is it true that Southerners hate Northerners?

What's your favourite Med. Country that isn't your own?
My vote goes to Malta.

Share the food of your people

I think it's the opposite.

Some Northerners hate Southerners, Southerners generally don't care

sea brothers = best brothers

>Turkey
>White
When I visited your shithole there was a suicide attack, so civilized. And all I could see of women was this (pic related).

You are not white, get over it.

>/ck/

Done.
You too.

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Forgot pic.

>tfw im the only sand monkey who admits he isnt a med
Why is it so easy for me to admit that? Is it because I'm happy with who I am?

>You are not white
no shit
at least we are not obsessed about being white
>When I visited
what city did you visit?
read the op btw it says rude people are not invited

I come from Skikda, which is a Med. Province. What am I supposed to be then? a Barbary Macaque?

Forgot to post pic
Tbh, no arab or berber or whatever the fuck mena consists of is as good looking as them real med grills
>tfw no qt italian girlfriend who makes lasagne for me

I have only been to Portugal (not sure if it counts), France and Italy and don't know much about the rest, can't really choose

hmmmmmmm


nope


COЛУH E HAШ!

Northern Berbers are technically Med.

I have fairly white skin, dark green eyes and brown hair.
How do you classify me?

Constantinople.

Reporting in for Israel.

>aka the highest ranked HDI of the Mediterranean

What about it?

yes hello can we remove Erdogan and ISIS together

It doesn't matter what you look like. It's about the culture. All of us, yes even in gulf, are phenotypically med. You're a med.
You're north african.

What the fuck is your definition of Med then?

Actually it's UK

where exactly?

No Erdogan and Bibi are friends now.

Turkey and levant eats moussaka as well
But damn greek food is goat

Have there been many bombings in Constantinople?

It's socially constructed. There are blonde afghans but I doubt they would be considered white in europe. Get the drill?

We Also eat it. Plus we eat Fasolada which is Greek.

alright lads who here on the shagaluf banter train oi oi

Lovely sardines.

No I don't that logic is retarded.

They look great.
We eat them spicy.

Shagaluf?..

With hot peppers or paprika?

Hot peppers and Harissa paste.

Retard, being a med country means your country of origin is on the Mediterranean, stay mad tho seriously its fun

Nice. They are great when smoked too.

It's not my logic. You should go to a real Italian in real life and tell him you are a meditteranean. He will laugh at you.

You're right.
Also how's it been going.

fuckin u wot ya fuckin greek prick talkin bout fuckin party island m8 shag a load of birds get FUCKED well cheap mate might end up at kavos next year lads on tour '17 LMAO

>this guy
Portugal isnt med then?

Stop being stupid for a second please. I've been to Spain and Malta and some people thought I'm a native there.

Magaluf Spain.

Haha

It is culturally Med.
True, Sardines are god-tier food

What makes Italians the reference point on who's Mediterranean or not? Its a geographical thing you retard, countries that border the med have a shared history, those that don't don't
how hard is this to understand? get over your stupid bias

Any mena or caucasian in general passes as a native there. But ok my spanish prince you're spanish and european and med if that is your dream.

lol
Yes and north africa / middle east isnt. You finally get it.

You're retarded please go to

Fucking kek, I'be visited Kavos many times and whenever I go there it is full of drunk Britts. I always get to know some of you, really great banter.

Well, the fact that there are tons of African immigrants may have something to do with it

>this guy
Its not, it has a shared history but that's because its Iberian, geographically

Its been good bruh, we had a heat wave a while ago but now its gone :D
When are you going back to see the senpai in Algeria?

N.A. isn't med?

Levant and north Africa are dumb bitch. We are Culturally and Geographically Med Med doesn't mean Latin.

I'm going there in winter.
I don't look like an immigrant though they legit thought I'm a Spaniard.

You're right. I'm a retard. I feel like I should contribute in this thread by posting algerians. You're always so angry and passive aggressive and this makes me always so hard. Could you dress up as Sofia Lorens?

>I'm butthurt my country isn't Mediterranean so I tell my self everyone else isn't too

hello

i came here for my moroccan hash

thx

Pic related is tradishanaal med dance

>a swamp german having somthing to say about whos med or not

Those are from the haut-plateaux not from the med. region. get your facts right
probably this is why this schlomo is butthurt.

Actually I'm moroccan. What now?t. Moroccan

He's not even dutch lmao, if you pay attention to what he says you'll find out he's probably middle eastern diaspora

>mozabite
>med
ok

>I'm not Med so everyone who I don't think is Med isn't med. And I will prove that with retardation.

Is Venezuela a safe tourist destination?

I never said I was dutch, I clearly said I'm moroccan. And that you're not med.

And I'm Japanese, stupid gaijin

andalusian or from the canary islands maybe, depends on how you really looks like

im latin american on vacation, if you have been in spain and the magreb you can barely tell the diference between their people

If you're Moroccan then speak in Moroccan Arabic / Berber for a time.

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Sahbi there are 380.755 moroccans in the Netherlands.
Pic related; med central station

>North Algerians aren't meds
>Posts Saharan people

>dry-cured ham (pršut)
yep

>musaka
yep

>sardines

also a part of my nation's cuisine

Presenting another Slovenian med-flavoured mainstay, truffle pasta.

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only if you travel by air and to well known tourist spots like the amazonian tepuys and canaima and the frozen Bolivar peak and shit

don't come to caracas or any other big city on your own though, it's not only dangerous, but also there's nothing really important to see

post architecture from your mediterranean country

Y r u so mad tho

Yes duh, but a random t*rk could pass as a local in morocco as well.
I am diaspora moroccan

Anyways my fellow """meds""" and meds I'm out. I'm leaving you all behind this portuguese meditteranean (not north african or middle eastern) beauty.

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Spanish KKK.. W-What?

Ancient one?

It's not the kkk. It's a religious thing actually.
You obviously are you wannabe med

Diaspora Moroccans can still speak arabic or berber, you're the exception though sure :^)

You can post in the /ck/ thread, not many people post there
That dish looks pretty good

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what is this
i remember it from that game will rock

Religion related?

Petra?

this structure is extremely bland compared to us
but good effort anyway :)

didnt you say im middle eastern? I cant speak arabic or any other language besides dutch, I live here in the Netherlands, dutch is the only language I need to speak. And you're not a med.

Yes, they're called capirotes and it's related to Easter

it's ancient.