Why do Americans shart in the mart?

Why do Americans shart in the mart?

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its just a meme, right?

it is a requirement at stores like Walmart
if you don't they kick you out

>American humour

I actually cringed

Any designated floors?

>humour
>u

never trust a fart

It's not humor you fu-

Oh sorry, "humor" means "humour" for all you simple folks

>focus on school for a week
>miss a new meme
everytime

>humour

Because Americans are fag niggers

hahahahahahaha

Get ready to see it spammed cause Finland loves to post a Shart threads every other hour.

This meme is starting to get as stale as a dried up shit stain.

If only

>stale as a dried up shit stain.
You would know amerishart

>when a 3rd world shithole gives you a (You)

>Be american
>shart in the mall
>have someone point it out
>go so low as to attack them for their nationality's shitholeness
Did I hurt your feelings?

Sounds more like I hurt yours, mudslime

Why are americans so rude

>Banter an America
>He brings up his countries nuclear arsenal
>He then sharts in mart

Rude amerishart

Don't expect too much from dumb fatties who cannot control their anus

Wow so rude now I'm rethinking about jumping the border, if this is how amerisharts treat others.

Right one. So sexy body.

>school in August

I am disgustamundo as you yanks would say

Why wolud you shit around things you are going to eat ?

>school
underage b&

Rajesh see, Rajesh do
Now even he, can poo in loo
We use to say, America smart
Now all they do, is shart in mart

Rajesh see, Rajesh do
Now even he, can poo in loo
We used to say, America smart
Now all they do, is shart in the mart

>what is college

it's spelled hieummoure you ignorant fuck

>school: 5-16
>college: 16-18
>university: 18-...

College starts around this time for most colleges

>be british
>college and university are different things

SHART

IN

'time is money'

They are different things but they start around the same age.

>school: k-18
>college 18+

Good word

GUYS HELP I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET UP FROM MY BED WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>British humor
>"oh pip billywaggles, I do say my shimmy shangles have been kerfuffled!"

shart in the bed

i've never done it but super self conscious about it, seeing that it actually happens at frequency scares me.

>suddenly have pressure built in my rectum
>realize it's probably just a fart
>try to let out the fart conspicuously
>end up pooping

happens to the best of us

>tfw I have bottled over 50 people in my life

If ten people from brit ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 knackers and bottled one over the head and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, fact. I have never lost a bar fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.

If anyone wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Dublin for the day and I am looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

wow I didn't know italians were this violent

Alri paul

>american banter

Why can't Americans spell properly?

...

Yeah I don't trust my ass.

Any pressure is considered a need to shit, so I haven't farted off a toilet in at least ten years.

>bottled

You what? what does that mean? You stuffed their corpse into bottle parts?

smells like poo in here, did someone shart themselves?

t. janny

*poops on you*
woops was an accident hehe ;) thought you were the designated shitting place, common mistake

see

>tfw you live close to the border and sometimes you can smell the yanks sharted in pants when the breeze blows north

>Yanks

fuck aff

>italians

You first

Because it's funny

poo in the loo is funny because it's based in truth. as in over half of india actually shits outside.
but ive never seen one instance of anyone shitting themselves in walmart

>pepe = USA (note american colored cannon)
>feels guy = other countries
>poop = american pride and also literal poop

Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black

see

ah, that explains it, thanks

peeyooo americans still bad!

Only in designated wallmarts though.

>the same collage of the same 20 or so people
>in a country of 300+ million

>HAHAHA guys check this out, look at this image of 20 people pooping their shorts, isn't it funny? Now this image has me believing that ALL Americans poop their pants lol XDDDDDDDDD

what, if the collage isn't at least 100 million or whatever it's not enough for you?

You're probably sitting in shart right now

Make a collage of people from another country pooping in their pants.
I will be waiting.

also this

.cherrypicked images
meme reference XD

Seriously is Sup Forums this desperate for a new meme?

>image.jpg

STOOL IN APPLE STORE

>Seriously is Sup Forums this desperate for a new meme?

yes we are, we can't keep regurgitating the same KC memes over and over

No but americans are desperate for anal relief.

I actually hate you

yes you're the new poo in loo

>Seriously is Sup Forums this desperate for a new meme?

only as desperate as you try to fight it

I don't have the time, nor do I care about other countries to do such a thing.

But your countries are either tiny or openly defecate way more than the US. 20 people out of australia is basically 20% of the population and brazillians poop their pants way more

Hey, at least your not French, they shit themselves and cry like a baby

>brazillians poop their pants way more
[collage needed]

But how do you know they shart themselves?

literally no country on earth poops their pants as much as the US

source: picture evidence

*ppoops on hyou* poopie haha xD peepee limaoooo limai hehehhe poopie pee pee

How about you prove the rest of us that your country doesn't? Didn't think so, sweetie :)

your memes suck
poo in the loo is funny because its actually based on a reality. this is just a forced meme

They call it aisle no.2

*ejaculates*

shart in mart is based on reality, there is literally picture evidence

>Greece

Wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=xkZPs2K8_e8

Poo In Loo was a forced meme aswell.

>if it's about me it's a forced meme

This.

Why do Americans try to lie when there's empirical evidence?

And can you prove that all those people are American? And can you prove that all those people actually did shart their shorts? And can you prove that all those people are actually in a Walmart?

At least Indians squat to shit in the street. Americans shit themselves in the mart and keep walking like nothing happened.

>2016
>not sharting in a mart

when 80% of the pictures are clearly in walmart I don't really need to prove the other 20% are american

...

>implying this is new at all

ermm no it doesn't, unless you're a 90 year old dementia patient. What the fuck are you eating for that to happen?