US of Cuckold

In this thread we pretend to be American

Hi i'm Dan from Minnesota

3 healthy AYYYY LMAOs

"refugees welcome!"

They are actually German immigrants.

*sharts in mart*

Sharts in your mart

>giving birth to another man child
>not even adopting, just getting your wife pregnant
>not only with one, but 3 of them
this is so retarded that I can't even comprehend the thought process of these people

*sharts in pickup truck*

They are leftists dude they flushed their brains down the toilet long time ago

Sharts while prepping the bull

Im not going to vote if I cant vote for a black president or cuckolded cat lady.

Hi, I'm English from Utah

>mph feet pounds miles fahrenheit
>hey look what a retard, he uses those canadian measurements
>i dont know why my kids, that i made with my sister/cousin, have so many health problems, it must be our healthcare system
>blue/green eyes and blonde hair means white, i have no knowledge of biology but i know more than anyone
>i am not racist, i love black people, blacks are awesome - american when see someone black, that lives next to him
it sucked visiting this shitty meme country, they are just the most pathetic, stubborn, miserable creature that were ever shat into civilization

*votes Hilarry*

>blue/green eyes and blonde hair means white

pretty spot on desu

I hope that's her brother

I know many niggers that have blue eyes, plus many negrogs from australia have blonde hair. You see if someone is white by many characteristics, nose shape, mouth shape, skull shape, metabolism, types of response to stimulus - mostly this - and etc; not by superficial characteristics like colour. Like, there are many norwegians and germans that have dark hair, and that can be explained by the origin and spread of the blonde genes, its not fucking rocket science or something

Going to walmart lads anyone need anything?

Nah man thats the smile of a happy american husband

Don't slip and fall on muricuck shart remains.

2 burgers and 2 rifles for me, also i want extra extra cheese on my burgers.

are those babies black or what I can never tell because babies always look like they've just finished pushing out a big shite

I would literally shoot up a school for a good burger right now.

As long as my gun rights aren't infringed, I'll let big boi government travel all over my rights (Can't jaywalk, can't download, zero right to online privacy, can't hold hands while at school)
God bless

Dirty Dan?

Very original proposal coming from Western European

Nah, they are some Christian fanatics, that did the in vitro thing and ask specifically to have black children.
It's so fucked up its funny

You guys excited for the first female president?

newborn babies look like gross aliens
especially black ones

Even their prez will be a cathetered sharter

implying

I just can't stop eating :)))

*visits /deutsch/ and tells us he is german because he has one ancestor 300 years ago who was one*

Bring me some Buddweiser and greasy BBQ + some ammunition for my 12gauge.

Hey y'all my name is jefferson johnson

hola, soy americano

I love macdonalds