>Yo
>un turista en Barcelona, España
>Le compre heroina a un camello rumano
>me la inyecte
>De repente un policia musculado me detiene en la calle
>Muchacho te ves raro, ven conmigo a la estacion
>Me detienen por posesion de heroina
>vamos a tener que castigarte aunque podriamos arreglarlo
>como?
>Folla mi culo policíaco con tu delicioso sudoroso y palpitante twink pene quiere que hagas de mi tu sucia y docil perra, guapo
Yo
Jonathan Williams
Carson Morales
reported to putin (i have him on speed dial)
Austin Adams
buen post
Samuel Scott
Right next to the button for pizza hut?
Camden James
REALMENTE SI ESTA DELICIOSO SUDOROSO Y PALPITANTE ???
NECESITO SABERRRR !!!!
Michael Perry
>Tfw understand everything but can barely speak Spanish
Benjamin Ward
right next to ur nan (i have a granny fetish)
Gabriel Gutierrez
> le compre heroína a un camello rumano
Hajajahahajahahaha hajajahahajahahaha
Kek, this guy know
Thomas Price
Reported to KGF
Justin Kelly
Average day in spain, their huge faggotry leaks everywhere, even in their accent.
Where did the conquistadores that proudly built this country solely based on their raw manliness? Did they get killed by Napoleon?
Jaxon Long
KFB
Jacob Bailey
KFC
Joshua Davis
KGB
t.no retard, is my fucking phone
Joshua Torres
KTC
Isaiah James
You mean KFC?
Michael King
KGB ceased to exist in 1991
David Bailey
That's what they want you to think
Charles Martin
Really? Noooooo
Luis Martin
Fucking subhuman stop with these threads.
Benjamin Rogers
>Hola, Lubyanka?
>Si verá, llamo desde Barcelona. Tenemos aqui a un gayer ruso haciendo cochinadas.
>Si, creo que es fan de la Pussy Riot tambien.
>Vale, entiendo.
>Si, no hay problema. Como dices que se escribe eso, colega?
>O-M-S-K. Vale lo tengo
>vale, os lo enviamos mañana por correo aereo.
>venga, hastaotra, Luby, tron, nos vemos y tal. Dale recuerdos a Putin. Taluego.
Christian Taylor
We have KGB, but they use Apple gadgets and gay German cars instead of Russian cars... Not very patriotic
Kevin Brooks
Rumania became cupido in this case! OMAIGADDD LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Ethan Jenkins
*cringes*
Jace Thompson
*segnirc*
Dominic Lopez
ruso putaso
Oliver Jenkins
I love russian trannies, are you a trap?
Jace Morales
Top quality humor right here my man.
Jaxon Ortiz
YO VI ESTO EN HISPA-CHAN
Thomas Ramirez
>you a trap?
Thank God, no
Colton Ross
que huevon
Christopher Richardson
>huevon
Spanish is so cute
tfw huevo (we pronounce it as "juevo") means "fucking bad"
Gavin Bell
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Levi Taylor
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