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cara

STINKY
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Good edition.

This can't be real

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varg

should i get maccies breakfast tomorrow

vardy

*burns down a church*

ORDAAAA

Love traps lads

>K picked J because his dad died saving his life 40 years ago

if you want to be an obese slob, then yes

the most reddit show on tv

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things that make you go hmmmmmmm...

memes

may go to bed desu

How long does it take a fat person to waddle to the fridge, take out a hot pocket, cook it, then waddle back to the computer?

Because that's how much time this thread has.

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Fuck off and leave us then, it's all you're good for.

you're playing with fire

Do you like raisins?

How about a date?

not bad

banter

>implying the janny is an amateur
He probably has a fridge within arms reach.
He takes his job very seriously

that is all reasonable though

Business idea: write out the guitar arrangements from popular songs and sell the sheets on the dark net

OUTL4WS TO THE END

impressive

>think of a good gimmick I think the gang on /brit/ will enjoy while I'm out and about doing errands
>come home and forget about it

Can't hack England anymore 2bh lads.

What kinds of people are these?

>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Remain within the European Union
>A Scot who voted for Scottish Independence and voted to Remain within the European Union
>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union
>A Scot who voted for Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union

fuck off cest

Finished my book
Not really sure what to do with myself now haha

Why are British girls all so overweight with weird flabby pot-holed arms?

bricks
all white bricks
off white bricks
light tan bricks

>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union

me

they drink too much

>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union
An autist, I know myself well

why don't british people pronounce their 't's or 'h's?

Why is eating so fucking odd

you literally just shovel food into your mouth and then it goes down into your body

>knee her in the face and walk off

southerners do, northerners don't

Read another book senpai.

thats really deep

*rolls eyes*

can you actually eat shit?
Figured that would kill you or something

i had this thought the other day desu

breathing is a bit weird too when you think about it

Anyone tried the Guinness ale?

it comes out of you so nah it won't kill you but it's unsanitary waste material

bump

That was the first new book I've bought in months.
Figured it would take me longer to finish.

really not liking this steve lad

>when the red pill hits

cum is the people who got told to foy and listened basically. terrible general.

Anyone heard Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky'?

Britain is four countries. Each of these four countries have different accents and dialects within them developed over hundreds of years (unlike your shitty country)

You've heard one British man unable to pronounce his Ts and you've applied it to all of us. Good work you fucking retard.

don't want to go all current year but i find it genuinely amazing people can get offended by benders being benders these days. i know the tweet's from 2012 but it's not like attitudes have changed in 4 years. always think there's something a bit suss about someone who loathes it that much tbph

Because homosexuality is a sin

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back to >>>/autismchan/

this 2bh

Haha oh it is? Intriguing

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>neighbour is messing around again

Last straw, calling the cops

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choooon

Glass him

>sat at mate's mate's house
>not a big fan of my mate's mate
>want to leave
>can't just ask out loud if we can go because it'd be rude af
>sent my mate a text but he's not checking his phone
fucking hell

>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Remain
Blairite Labour supporters and middle class students

>A Scot who voted for Scottish Independence and voted to Remain within the European Union
Scotcucks that want EU's monies and want mass immigration and refugees but hate the English and the Tories with all their passions

>A Scot who voted against Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union
/brit/ and brit/pol/ ScotRorkes

>A Scot who voted for Scottish Independence and voted to Leave the European Union
maximum Braveheart chav

>british accent
that british people use. why would scottish or irish people use a british accent retard?
also bare in mind the person you are replying to probably doesn't have an accent as he's american.

h3h3productions

autism

rate my tea lads

bit gay

TheReportOfTheWeek hahahahaha

*makes you really uncomfortable with uncontrollable facial movements*

oh yes i see *walks off to talk to other people*

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>anime shits have mates and you don't

fuck sake

Do I have cancer? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

*cums in u*

post pic you lier

DIE HARD
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YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS

alri

northern / 10

Who cares to shave my bushels of Chest, Gooch and pubic hair?

brits can definitely handle banter can't they

I forgot how to tie my shoes

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

>that british people use. why would scottish or irish people use a british accent retard?
....what? my point is that 'the british accent' doesn't exist

Friendly reminded that we are back to back two time world war champions and if it weren't for us the yanks would be speaking Japanese.

*ties them for you*
*kisses you on the cheek*

call me any time you want sugar plum x

not sure if i like this gimmick

Hahaha just realized he doesn't film at home anymore because of his mum

Very true

is this your first day here? you are really bad at detecting b8

doing a steve

Thoughts?

when people say "british accent" they mean RP english accent, you know, the only one that isn't irrelevant and povvo