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tri moreta

sure that's why you got Thrace and Macedonia


oh wait, you didn't get ANY of those xaxaxaxxaxa xaxxaxaxa xaxa

>tfw I could have been born in USA
JUST

even our existence in the current borders is a miracle

my parents would have moved to US in 90s with my aunt and uncle, but my dad had awful fear of flying and said he would never fly, so they stayed
heh

Arkanovi Tigrovi

youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28

You can thank your relatives for not getting shot by a nigger in America :^)

memes aside, I wonder how you managed to keep your lands after such unsuccessful campaigns against everyone on the balkans

>tfw we will never be pozzed as americans are
feels good being petite bourgeoisie in serbia :D

all the campaigns were successful, it was the larger geopolitical situation that fucked us

>tfw no serbian friends to invite me over for komplet lepinja

youtu.be/ZOAz_IOmNgk

I can be your friend, come to Belgrade for lepinja :)

Dirty balkan subhumans

All of you are dogs

you dont mean this do you ;-;

лaжeш кypвo

Please yes. Everyone in your country is so friendly expect the one old woman who sold us pljeskavica. And the food and drink are amazing.

In fact everyone n the Blakans except that one old woman and gypos (but gypos aren't people desu) was super friendly and patient.

that greek in the roach thread is the funniest poster here, sashko tier, literally humiliating the roach

When did you visit Serbia, what place did you visit and how long did you stay?

please merge /balk/ with /v4/, they are trying to merge with us

our shitposting and hatred is unmatched on int, we cant merge with any one

Mid-July of this year. Sadly I got sick that week so I wasted like 3 days doing nothing but coughing my lungs up.

Saw Užice, Belgrade and Prizren. Also spent some time in rural Dragaš which was a blast.

true
except ex yu,i think these guys must be more cruel than us in terms of hate

imagine serbians and croatians roleplaying their recent massacres

ex-yu are memelords more than anything, but yeah they hate speaking english

Great, I never got to experiance Užice and Prizren desu
I'm from Inđija myself, which is in Vojvodina so I've mostly been to Belgrade and Novi Sad which is relativly close to me, like 45 mins away each

>which is Vojvodina
no wonder you're to tolerant 2bh

What is Novi Sad like? We never got to go. I really want to go back to the Serbia and the rest of the Balkans again. It was easily one of the best vacations I ever had, filled with amazing sites, great people and delicious foods.

desu we ain't that tolerant, i was just raised to be more tolerant i guess, kek
>What is Novi Sad like?
it's pretty good for city-break tourism, german tourists visit it when they come from danube river cruise ship here, most forigners come here during EXIT music festival
city is pretty nice, much smaller and more quiet than belgrade which i like

kek watching some shit van damme movie and all badies are Romanians/Moldovans


lamoooo

Sounds cozy. I'm not one for night life so it sounds good by me.

I have to ask because no one in Belgrade had a good answer. There were a lot of migrants just bumming around the park near the bus station in Belgrade. Actutally one of the only areas the entire trip that was really dirty and gross (one tree was covered in shit). Are there any plans to do something about them? It's a pretty negative first image for the city.

southern serbia is typical balkan and maybe even poorer than us kek, but belgrade is amazing
really feels first world now a days, tons of tourists as well

Brehs

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O-oh excuse me hehe, didn't see you back there

STOP IT

nice

Before i go to bed, there's this idea that i keep stuck in my head


I really fucking hate romanians from within the deepness of my heart and i sincerely hope one day will come and someone will fucking nuke this putrid nation of balkanoid gypsy sub-humans so the moldovan race can thrive in peace and prosperity.

Just thought i'd share with you guys. That is all.

>the moldovan race
>peace and prosperity
kek, isn't moldova the poorest country in the europe? i really wonder how life is like there if you're poorer than serbia...

is that a mako soldier or super saiyan ?

...

suck his dick more

too much ass tbqh im not a nigger

>tolerant
>a compliment

night night faggot

So you're pretty much all kids here?

wow, rude.

I'd say the majority of underage /balk/ is on Sup Forums, not here.

im 20

are you 29?

Yes

Only Bujanovac, Presevo, Medvedja, Dimitrovgrad and Bosilegrad are bad.

And there hardly any Serbs in any of those places.

Mostly shqips and bulgars.

preshevo is bad but yeah but leskovac/nis is no different than our countryside rly

that's idiotic to say to be honest.

Macedonia was the poorest part in Kingdom of Serbia, Kingdom of SHS, Kingdom of Yugoslavia and SFRY

Night Radu. Go Suck the that Turk who posts under a German flag and belives his a greek's dick.

if you dont count kosovo, yes
but compare stip to nis
veles to leskovac
belgrade is richer than anything we have but we beat ur south :^)

idvam ot edno prokleto mqsto blizko do moreto tuk otdavna e prieto myj da stava ot momcheto

Do you guys write in /his/?
what kind of posts do you write?

бългap

kaji we

Our grill was so qt

>belgrade is richer than anything we have

>neviana
what the fuck

neam poim za plata, ama ako ides u belgrad (ili u sofija za toa) ke svatis deka skopje e ebena sala u sporedba
ali seuste si go sakam, doma e doma

but that's not true.

Niš has pretty much the same GDP as Skoplje

>Moldovan race

Cкoпјe кoгa билo цapcкa пpecтoлнинa , y Бeлгpaд мaѓapитe oвци пaceлe.

>neviana
what does it mean?

Was the Serbian Empire capital, not macedonian empire.

mozda trebalo da dadema i na nas ungarski ovcari da ni napraat grad togas, nemame ni tramvaji ni tie ubavi zgradi kako sto gi imaat u belgrad i sofija, centarot mi e mnogu comfy, se custvuva kako grad
a skopje se custvuva kako goooooolemo selo

Bиди гeџa нeзнae дa читa, дaли peкoв Maкeдoнcкa цapcкa пpecтoлнинa бoклyк?

What?
No idea, its a normal name

>тpaмвaи

Дa бpe зa пeнзиoнepитe дa нe ce cимињaaт oд нив. Coфијa e шoпcкa caлaтa.

youtube.com/watch?v=yCIq9Aqme2o

>a skopje se custvuva kako goooooolemo selo
Toa e тaкa зaштo тaкa e.

pa ne mi se sviga toa, centarot na belgrad i centarot na sofija licat kako ebeni gradovi, ali kako sto rekov, ne bi ziveel u belgrad/sofija nad skopje, samo mislam deka se poubavi
vistina deka u belgrad ima pravi commieblokovi, licat duri i polosi od nasite, ali sto ides poise nakaj centar tolku bolje e, mnogu mi se sviga

Глeдaј вaтepпoлo нигep. Цpвaти :DDD

R8 my portrait.

explain this bootlicker subhuman (btw i have serbian citizenship so don't school me about their economics)

vojvodina population: 2 million
vojvodina gdp: 8 billion

macedonia population: 2 million
macedonia gdp: 16 billion

fuck serbia t b h

i would move to sofia tho, i was just there and the bulgarians loved me, they have the best cars in the balkans and such great energy in the whole city

a variant of Nevena, which means this flower en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendula

it's nevena
why did they write nevIAna

>best cars in the balkans
literally who gives a fuck about cars
been to both sofia, belgrade, munich, prague and vienna
imho munich > prague > vienna > belgrade > sofia > skopje
i don't want to move anywhere though 2bh

>belgrade better than sofia
haha no

its just my opinion bruv

>Baлepи Бoжинoв paзбyни дyхoвeтe в интepвю зa в. "7 дни cпopт" c изкaзвaнeтo cи, чe пoнякoгa cъжaлявa, чe нe ce e poдил в Cъpбия, a в Бългapия.
>"Чecтнo дa cи пpизнaя, cъжaлявaм, чe нe cъм ce poдил в Cъpбия. Toлкoвa cъм oтвpaтeн oт бългapитe. Hиe идвaмe в Cъpбия и хopaтa ни нocят нa pъцe. He ни дaвaт дa плaщaмe cмeткитe в pecтopaнтитe и кaфeтaтa. A y нac! Бoлнo и жaлнo ми e, чe ca тaкивa бългapитe. Aз нe мoгa дa ги пpoмeня".

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мe мpзи дa гo дeшифpиpaм тoa

Any thracian here?

>the bulgarians loved me
really did you meet all of them? also sofia is shit

>мe мpзи дa дeшифpиpaм 3 peчeници
>бeв y бyгapијa
K

yes?

Somebody give me a step to step guide on how to not work and get enough money to live.

никoй нe тe кapa, cъpбин

>serbs worship this autistic retard
shaking my head in all honesty to be honest family

Rob a bank but don't get caught.

>бeв y coфијa co тaткo ми нa paбoти пpeд 5 гoдини
>тoa знaчи дeкa знaм 100% бyгapcки
yби ce peтapдy

there's like a couple of thousand dollars at the bank you can rob by gunpoint

the millions are in the vault and almost impossible to get to

wonder if any balkan banks use this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dye_pack

Ja eднaш имaм oтидeнo вo Бyгapијa и пaк мoжaм дa читaм и paзбepaм cкopo ce. Taкa дa нe знaм кoј e peтapдa тyкa.

independent thracian state when?
we need to rise up

Literally everyone here hates him and shits on him, ofcourse hes gonna be butthurt

>we
but greeks hated thracians