Ask a colombian anything

Ask a colombian anything

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are you Pablo Estorbar?

how many kilos of cocaine do you smuggle annually?

Did you fugg your cousin?

which football club do you support?

do you speak spanish? is guarani similar?

Favorite food

Why your people commit crime in my country?

are you happy with your life

Why don't Colombians do Cocaine? It:s weird considering your massive supply.
Where are white Colombians from, Italy like Argentines, Germany like some Brazilians or just plain Spain?
How violent are places like Cali? Could you get shot or at least hit by a stray bullet walking the street

What's Bogota like?

My brother who is wanted in russia want to move to Bogota. He already had fake Colombian passport. Is it a nice city to live in?

yes

no
but, most people speak mixed guarani with spanish. guarani is a limited language

wew lad, that must make integration impossible for immigrants

Not OP but Colombians do Cocaine it's fairly popular at universities and peoplle from low class also do cocaine.

most manage somewhat. immersion
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Yes

Atletico Nacional, best team in the country

Pasta

Sorry about that, but you're the only country from the first world where poor and violent people from here can go

Yes, pretty much

>Why don't Colombians do Cocaine?
It's very expensive here, only a few people here do it
>Where are white Colombians from
Almost 90% from Spain, the rest can vary a lot, but we only had spaniards here
>How violent are places like Cali? Could you get shot or at least hit by a stray bullet walking the street
Very violent, yes, if you walk around bad places, you might get shot

Never been there, but everyone here tells me it's shit

in which department do you live?

comfy. 60 degress F on average all year, it's quite cloudy and rains a lot

Most colombians are spaniard descendants or lebanese. There are italians and french as well but they're not as numerous.

Ay my local team just bought Sanchez and Cassierra, are they any good?

>It's very expensive here
A gram costs 10 lucas, is that expensive? I'd say we don't do it because we actually realize how much harm it has brought to this world and the country

no, niggers can't into football. When will people understand this?

All this time I thought Spanish was the only standard language in Paraguay. How come you're different from Bolivia or Peru on this?

Antioquia

Yes

A gram doesn't cost 10k, you might be confusing it with perico

My surname is escobar lad Thanks, now I am a pussy fucker

Lo siento por el user ese que os insulta, solo es una persona pero va estar abriendo hilos todos los días

Perico is Cut coke nigger, do you live under a tree?

Perico is low quality coke, are you the same guy that has been spamming the other threads from that other colombian?

no worries we're used to it, and we honestly don't care. Just know that the only people welcome in this country are european or white atheists, catholics, protestants or something derived from chritianity. We' don't want niggers, nor muslims nor chinks here

what other threads?

I have 2 Colombian girls in my class, also they was born here and It is pretty funny because they speak like a Spaniard xd

Joder dejame tío y pasame el cuaderno macho!

The other threads about colombian girls, also the ones from the guy from the white latin american thread, you speak exactly like him, please don't spam this thread

your girls are hot but they love $$$$...Literally goldigger, what do you think about this?

I had a colombian coworker who grew up in spain and she had tha typical madrid accent. It was very funny and we always tried to copy her accent and made fun of her

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I don't think it's something bad, if they are smart enough to take advantage from a gringo, what's the problem?

were born *

Bolivia and Peru don't speak guarani but Quechua, Aymara and other regional languages.

>There are 10 million quechua speakers

they are at times, but there are some decent ones

we are not gringos

because Guaraní is spoken even by """"whites""""
yes it's an originally american-native language but the whole country adopted it as Landesidentität
as for Bolivia, last time i heard they adopted ALL american-native languages as official, counting 25 official languages. not even we did that, there's native languages like Toba that are considered endangered even
dunno about Peru

Why is there more yellow than red and blue on your flag ? It triggers me desu, i'm not even sure it's a 50/25/25 ratio

I mean their other languages have pretty much gave way to Spanish completely despite their high indeginous population, but Paraguay still has most people speaking Guarani, and mixing the two languages up in daily speech.

Does this have anything to do with the jesuits?

Half gringos, you may speak spanish but you're european anyways

Are you straight or gay?

Similarly, how much can you fit into your anus?

Idk, maybe to have our own style? Venezuela has stars and Ecuador a coat of arms (and also more yellow in their flag)

Into girls and trannies, i guess that's bi?

and its also really fucking good. like high for 3 hours good. holy shit. i hate cocaine but the one time i did the real stuff i must have spent an hour on the computer trying to figure out how to get a visa so i could live there for a while and do cocaine. it wore off though, so i never followed through

correct, we only call english speaking people gringos.

I hate Colombia because retards like this. (la camiseta)

He is popular in your country or not?

Do Colombians girls like Chicanos ? Will one become my wife?

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no, see they're only after whites or euros

i've never seen that guy. obviously if you ever come here don't wear shirts making apology to escobar and other offensive stuff. you might get into trouble

Yes, very, very popular, both of them

If you have an american accent and are a little bit tall i guess yes

Yes I have an American accent but I'm not tall only 5'8 ;_;

>elrubius
yes, I know who he is and people with a brain don't give a fuck about him

if you're dark-skinned don't even bother

the same thing in Spain, he is rich now

I would say go for it anyways, please don't reply to that other spammer

Do you like anime?

>jesuits
yes and the franciscans
and the governors
and that based dictator pic related
and the two wars (it was used as warcode)
and then it just stuck

What is your opinion of middle easterns and south asians

Says the guy creating offensive threads everyday

Do you love the absolute greatest country on Earth, Australia?

Do you eat rice often ?

Why all your black population are on the Pacific's coast and not on the Carribean's coast ?

What's the public opinion of Bolivar ?

Gran Colombia when ?

What do the majority of Colombians think of homosexuals?

There are racial problems in your country ?

>middle easterners
Non-muslims are ok
>south asians
bad, they're dirty

have you ever been mistaken for either

Ever see anyone get shot?

Who are your top 5 most common tourist nationalities?

What's your own heritage?

Do you see yourself staying there for your life?

What countries have you visited?

what do you think about Antofagasta?

>Do you eat rice often ?
not daily but very often
>Why all your black population are on the Pacific's coast and not on the Carribean's coast ?
patterns of settlement but there are black in the caribbean coast as well, just not as many
>What's the public opinion of Bolivar ?
people ignore this topic, but those who have read know he made a lot of mistakes. He's more relevant in venezuela
>Gran Colombia when ?
Not feasible
>What do the majority of Colombians think of homosexuals?
this is a right wing country but there are a lot of homosexuals
>>There are racial problems in your country ?
yes but not as bas as in the US

>Do you eat rice often ?
Yes.
>Gran Colombia when ?
Never going to happen :(
>What do the majority of Colombians think of homosexuals?
People are divided, conservatives (some libs too!) and the church are still asshurt that they got adoption and marriage rights and are actively trying to revoke them. Only to get BTFO everytime they try.
>There are racial problems in your country ?
Not really, or at least not in the scale of the US race war going on.

I'm not I'm light skinned. mestizas always compliment my skin color
Will do

no, we don't look like south asians. I've been mistaken for brazilian and spaniard tho

I think middle easters muslims should be exterminated, and south asians seem ok

No

>Do you eat rice often ?
Everyday

>Why all your black population are on the Pacific's coast and not on the Carribean's coast ?
They are also from the caribbean coast, but when slavery was abolished here, all the slaves when to the pacific coast and create little tribes

>What's the public opinion of Bolivar ?
Like he's the biggest hero of our history

>Gran Colombia when ?
I hope never, i like venezuelans and ecuatorians, but borders are good right now (we could reannex Panama tho)

>What do the majority of Colombians think of homosexuals?
Half are okay with it, half hate them

>There are racial problems in your country ?
Not really

>Ever see anyone get shot?
Not but i've seen people after getting shot

>Who are your top 5 most common tourist nationalities?
USA, Germany, Spain, Brazil and UK i would say

>What's your own heritage?
Regular native/spaniard heritage

>Do you see yourself staying there for your life?
Yes

>What countries have you visited?
Panama and Venezuela

Sorry about that place

>Ever see anyone get shot?
no
>Who are your top 5 most common tourist nationalities?
1.americans. 2.spaniards. 3. mexicans. 4.venezuelan 5. ecuadorians
>What's your own heritage?
spanish, french portuguse and native amrican
>Do you see yourself staying there for your life?
yes, I've lived abroad already and like it better here
>What countries have you visited?
usa, ecuador, peru, chile, argentina, panama

How often do you fuck a donkey?

Why rice is so popular in your country ?

south asians are indians mate. they shit on the street and eat with their hands

I don't know but Colombia is the biggest consumer per capita of rice, even more than China and India

- Have you ever been to the capital of the country?
- How old are you?

It's cheap and easy to make.

it is widely cultivated and also poor people cant afford more expensive grains, it's a centuries old tradition and has nothing to do with asia

como puedo diferenciar entre un colombiano, ecuatoriano y venezolano?

>ecuatoriano
parece indigena y mestizo de baja estatura
>venezolano y colombiano
acento

Los ecuatorianos son mas peruanos y nativos y los venezolanos son mas caribeños y mulatos

can you call me an ese vato

do colombian girls like aryan men?

yes
we dont use that word

thx

how you say it in columbian?

We're not mexicans

Yes, almost any foreigner

do you hate women?

I guess perro, but i don't exactly know how mexicans use vato

You like mexicans?

Yes, they're bros and probably our country's best friend

parce la verdad no es que quiera joderle el thread, solo que no entiendo por que quiere incentivar que otra gente se meta al pais y mucho menos por razones que no son, ademas le gustaria que esto se llene de indios, chinos y negros?

some of them are bro tier, some of them are pretty ignorant (this applies for most countries)

You watch conor vs. nate diaz today?

Ya estamos llenos de negros, y los indios y los chinos son mejores inmigrantes que cualquiera de esos maricas europeos que usted tanto ama, tienen disciplina, son inteligentes y no son violentos, y todo lo que yo digo es verdad, que usted odie este pais y lo siga negando no es mi puto problema

Unemployment rate in Colombia is 7 % so is easy get a job. I am programmer in Spain but few jobs here.

I could move there although I prefer Chile.

I don't understand your people love europe. Is a bullshit, Germans are fucking our economy, literally is an union for Germans,