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KC MODERATOR GO BACK TO GERMANY edition

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delet this

gf sent me this wtf

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Why do memes have to exist? We can kill squirrels when we want but not memes? Load of shit.

>england

Why do krauts have to exist? ll squirrels when we want but not krauts? Load of shit.

How is your day so far /cum/?

When freedom burns
The final solution
Dreams fade away and all hope turns to dust
When millions burn
The curtain has fallen
Lost to the world as they perish in flames
:(

gf just sent me this

I always assume he was at least British. American or British are the only acceptable people.

Who wants to hear me vent about suicide?

ugly gf

I think I have yellow fever desu

>nipple
jannys gonna get ya
kraut scum

I turned out to not have work, so I instead cleaned up the house : )

are you the repressed tranny
iv'e had enough trannies bitch at me about how they're going to commit suicide and never do

I lost my wallet

post pics of your cousin's feet

Shame that damn near all of California burned down this year, it's been so dry and hot that fires are still burning right this moment.

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cant wait for the hoover dam to get taken down

all my cousins are males lmao and some dont even live in china

you fucking bastard

How did you do that user
Where was the last place you remember having it?

anyway post your sister's feet then

also getting REALLY fucking tired of that double check street sign captcha

I am a tranny, but that's not why I want to do it

why are brits so triggered by us bros

fuck off legionfags

Then why do you want to do it?

>houston
town went to shit after all the katrina refugees flooded in

>Why yes! I do dress and live as a woman!

I last remember getting it from my grandma's house, and that was it

then I drove like 100 something miles to my other grandma's house, and before I left I couldnt find it

because they're eternally angry that their former colony is better than them at everything

your grandma is fuccin thief

They're living in a police state, and we're only recently beginning to rush towards living in one

>why yes, i am female! how do you do, sir?

>send crush a message on FB
>active a few minutes ago but didn't 'see' my message

Ah yes very good. I just want someone to talk to ;-;

I moved here just two years ago, from South Carolina.
It's noticeable, it looks like this place used to be really nice. You can feel the decay from niggery here.

Every old person I've spoken to has said the place went to shit after katrina.

how about i send my feet

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no

>programme

only if they're cute and feminine

i don't care if you have boyfeet as long as they're not hairy and gross

Because I hate my job and I realize that there's no other options.

>They're living in a police state, and we're only recently beginning to rush towards living in one

how do i know if i have boyfeet or not

It's from a bill that I believe was supposed to be present to the EU for approval, don't know if it passed or not.
Dumb euros can't even properly spell in American.

Having hobbit feet is the best, no bug can sneak up past my feet

>be American
>try to fix a nail in your wall
>get SHOT

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which one of you sons of bitches hid my weed

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There is literally nothing wrong with a Police State you crime loving faggot

If you're trans, just get an IT job

>crime loving faggot
totalitarianism is a crime in itself

me

post and i'll let you know

That explains why my mom could walk home from classes as a schoolgirl alone without getting raped by pedos right? Crime loving nigger

>refuse to drop a weapon when the police ask repeatedly and have a gun pointed at you
>expecting to not get shot

I wish they'd use tasers if they clearly dont have a gun though.

is it normal to never cut your toenails?

>was crushing old cans earlier
>this thought unironically popped into my head

are you aware of the severity of your crime?

only if chink

last I went, you could literally tell the difference just by the HEBs there. One was old and shitty and full of niggers

The other had a fucking park and a greeter and all kinds of bells and whistles. I'll let you guess what race went there

No, toenails should be trimmed (not picked).

>a park
Do tell.

>tfw I live in the nigger/mexican area
I truly have an appreciation for hispanics now, because at least they're nowhere near as bad as niggers.

I'm moving out of this hellhole in a week or two to my gf's hometown in michigan, though.

You should go over them with a pedicure brush once a week if you want them to look cute.

Also, don't forget to use moisturising cream daily and pluck any hairs (if you have any).

WHERE'S MY WALLET

Instead she would get raped by her government along with everyone else. Selfish nitpicker

I'm not a fucking girl

Yes.

Yes, and?

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wrong pic

picked up some hippie faggots wallet, serves them commiefornians right

>claim to be civilized
>don't return wallet no matter the owner (unless al capone)
Gotcha.

Should I make a pizza, or save it for later?

this isnt a joke, someone could be using my card to buy burgers or pornography

Even i don't need money that bad.

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Cute feet, would definitely kiss and rub regardless of gender. They look like they've been well-cared for.

You should post tops too though.

r8 my garage sale purchases lads
all for 21 bux

hehe i'll do anything to stick it to califags

Too bad nerd, I'm going to buy a semi-automatic firearm with a HIGH CAPACITY MAGAZINE

Fuck

you should make me a pizza

I think you got ripped off, canada

thanks lad

but that's pretty fuckin gay

will your mom give me a quick tug behind the shed for 5$ more

Coming right up.

>but that's pretty fuckin gay
I'm bi, so I don't care. Only homos care about that sort of stuff.

oooh purchases heh.. my bad!
anyway, really need a succ

i guess you also fell for the trap meme huh

youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
>feetfags

"freshness" in terms of describing a meal has become a meme

Traps are cute boys who dress as girls, and I like them.

Shemales, on the other hand, are abortions of science that should be destroyed.

i certainly did

>found a canadian dime amongst my pocket change

what the fuck am I supposed to do with an 8 cent piece

She was into it. Good girl.

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I don't know about the other lad, but hey, I went to an all boys boarding school. So it is kinda expect.

May not be the right place to ask this but what frickin language is this?

Oscail mo shuile
Nios mo eist e sin
Ar an tsaile snamha

*expected