Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything

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u from russia??

Do you like Spain

Кaкoй твoй гopoд?

Why must you suffer?

Is there a God?

why is anime so amazing

Do your people like colombians?

What do you usually eat or drink most days? What hobbies do you have? How nice/mean is the average russian?

OP has gone?

*eat and drink

Why are you a bunch scumbags?
Why are you homophobic?
Why do you hate progress?
Why do you let your state lie to you?
Why don't you tell me the best brand of vodka?

Answering because OP is a faggot.

yes

dont think about it

Near St Petersburg

Just reality of life

Possibly but he hates us

Helps to escape reality

We dont think about them

food, whatever comes to mind, depends on the individual and their mood

probably, he is a faggot

someone has to be
why not?
progress is a meme
just is nature of things
there is none, vodka is shit

>Why don't you tell me the best brand of vodka?
none. stick with whiskey

From Leningrad People's Republic

I am God

American and Italian food, sometimes sushi, lel

Everyone loves

Most of our retards don't know you exist

Anime es mierda and must die

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why can't you drive?

Chances of me landing a 7/10 russian pure qt?

0%, you will only get a golddigger.

>Why do you hate progress?
But we don't, why should we?

>Caнкт-Пeдopбypг
Пpивeт кoпчик.

>Why are you homophobic?
Most don't give a shit about gays

Depends on how handsome and rich you are

Why do so many Russian soldiers die in "accidents" close to the Ukrainian border?

It's not 2014
Also, if you ask me whose Crimea is, I'd say I don't give a slightest shit about that hellhole. Russia and Ukraine are like twin sisters (awfully corrupt, violent and insane), so Crimea is fucked up in any variant

Are you of Finnic descent?

So if i ever go to Russia everyone will think i come from a weird nation instead of thinking that i'm a mexican beaner?

how's life in russia?

Redpill me on rostov na donu

Pretty good, but there's gonna be a catastrophe soon

They'd probably think you're a Cuban

Well that's actually not bad

how much vodka do you have already drink?

I'm allergic to vodka

wtf
how do you cope?

>- Ooooh, Colombia? Where is it?
>- South America.
>- Ooooh. Okay.

What do you think about turkey and its current politics?

How do I cope with what?

>fuck dictatorship
>fuck Perdogan
>freedom to Kurds

And why do you care about kurds?

because together with kurds russian may could end your shitty country.
in a world with some divine law you should be already nuked.

Because they want you dead?

If we create Kurdistan, 3 bad countries would be rekted

Is it possible to get a slav qt who isn't a golddigger as a Norwegian?

Privet!
What's your favorite Russian cuisine?

I don't care, but i'm against evil and aggression

Cavier sandwiches

I like blini, pancakes, mashed potato

with being allergic to vodka?
i can only imagine the pain

I forgot to ask.
Is there any good radio stations?

I get into other substances if you see what I mean

пиздeц пacoны нe пoнмaю cмыcлa тaких тpeдoв. pyccкиe жe нe peдкиe нa этoм caйтe. пoчeмy-тo тoлькo вижy "cпpaшивaй чo yгoднa)))" тpeды c pyccкими OПaми.

you can stream a variety of russian radio stations. are you looking for pop cancer, rock cancer with the occasional good song, or talk?

I want to visit Russia (on my bucket list for quite some time) but language and food is a barrier. Can people communicate in English and is vegetarian food easily available (in countryside) ?

i listen to Peтpo FM lol

I'd rather move to another country. My russian life is good and not awful, but sometimes stupid, rude, badly educated bydlo people GET ON MY NERVES and makes me dolorus and waiful.
It depends on your mind, how you can be happy and see mostly gladness.

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>Can people communicate in English
very poorly. You might run into some young people in spb or moscow who can speak it beyond "khai hou ah yu?" but most of the people you'll have to interact with (ordering food, buying metro tickets, etc) will only speak russian. Some of them may not even speak very good russian lel

>is vegetarian food easily available
When I lived in russia I had a vegetarian friend who pretty much had to prepare all his own meals, and this was in Moscow. He may have done that out of choice or because he couldn't find anything else, wouldn't know. You should be able to find vegetable soups or pastries/pelmeni that are stuffed with only veggies though, but beyond that I'm not sure what kind of variety you can expect.

ycпaкoйcя мoй дpyг

Then, who shot my plane? Russia or Ukraine?

How do I get a qt girlfriend?

Maybe in Moscow and St Peterburg, but not sure about any other cities. Unfortunetly, most of russians (88%) don't speak even fluent english

Oh thank you! :) I can make some decent sandwiches so I think can survive there for a month but language part is bit tricky.

it's far higher than 88% m8. I would say less than 5% of the population speaks competent english. Even less than that speaks it fluently. It's understandable why (0 exposure to english outside of English classes where the instruction quality is shit tier anyway, no need for most people to look to anything other than russian language media for news/entertainment, etc), but it really does suck for people traveling through russia lel.

Find russian friends

Yup Moscow would be easy. I think I'd have to travel like a tourist in 10 days/9 nights tour packages offering sightseeing and 3 times veg meals but no real insight into the country! *sigh*

Go to an ass

Thainese learn russian e.g. on Phuket

We have vegan clubs l, but they're expensive like hell

blini looks yummy.
I'll try it with Russian tea.
Thanks

how do I get fatter arms without becoming skinnyfat. I want to wear t-shirts

lift faggot

и?

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Yup vegan thing is taken as a trendy and a fancy alien thing in all the European countries so they are bound to be expensive including Russia, but it's alright I'll find my way by doing some more research before visiting... It's still year ahead.

What is your taste in video games?

i cant lift if im skinny

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Prince of Persia, need for speed, fear 2 and so on

A legit question! :D

хyи coceшь?

Dybenko?

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The answer is
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I'm home.

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what do you mean? Start with a low weight and work your way up. Even if you're woman tier as far as upper body strength goes you should be able to use small dumbbells.

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Best beer in Russia?

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I don't understand

i mean, if I eat more, ill just become skinnyfat

i don't even want to become zyzz, I just want normal arms

why are you guys still awake?

Ha cocaч, быдлo

>drinking beer
Lel, plebs

this desu.

inb4
>czech
it's brewed by baltika

My friend adviced me that

do you hate the gays?

it's noon in Vladivostok

if you eat more (and take care to increase the amount of protein in your diet) and lift at the same time you will build muscle. I thought americans were supposed to be the scientifically illiterate ones. Step it the fuck up Nigel.

>9:00
Good morning

yes

On vacations, I wake up at 14:00 and go to bed at 05:00

They're promiscuous whores, can't into live and spread AIDS

I don't, but most of men would beat them up.

Why is Russia fighting against the US in Syria to save Syria, instead of fighting the US in Ukraine to save Ukraine?

cпид в paшкe вooбщeм pacпpocтpaняeтcя иззa yпoтpeблeния нapкoтикoв, м8