A russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: l will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

kek, this always gets me.

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>An unpatriotic texan
Go back to commifornia faggot

>be chile
>put a sweater on

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Classic

Why do American dogs all have flat noses?
Because they keep chasing parked cars.

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Hmmm

Little texas bringin the bantz

Kek

OH NO YOU DID NOT

THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSW WHAT SO EVER

good one.

classic

amerifats on suicide watch

>his countrymen are so gross they are regularly mistaken for arabs

I don't get it

Based Texan, loves his country so much, named his flag after his favourite food.

>russian
>canadian
>whining about white males
P sure Canada and Russia have more white males (concerning ratio to population) than the USA desu

amerisharts BTFO

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SHART

10/10