ITT: we are all australians

wew I'm in Spain right now and surely the motherfuckers don't anything about beer or fucking proper because of their shitty moor genes

Thanks

oi cunt why don't americans celebrate easter?

Got pissed and I think some bird slipped pingas in my goon. Do I call the ambo or what the fuck do I do? What if those cunts get the pigs on me?

fuck you

yo, how do I get my sister to let me stick it in her pooper?

SHART

Shitting in the uni toilets right now boys

Terrible impersonations so far

...

OI M8

NOICE BANTER M8

She'll be r8 m8

fuck yeah cunt

fuck i got uni tomorrow but im gettin pissed later tonight cuz my mates having a gatho at his place

Get munted or nah bois?

tutes btw cunts so i attendance marked

>uni
>in august
you cheeky cunt

are you fucking dumb cunt?

yes, uni in august.

Christ...you fucked up didn't ya..Semester 2 started dickhead crawl back to your rat hole

>21/8/2016
aww shit I missed it because I though the 8th month was september

>be american
>get shot

how did your shit come?

youuu fuckwit

you said august tho matey

wake up to yourself

because I forgot about july
I though july was the same month as june except pronounced with redneck accent

thus I skipped it

>She'll be r8 m8

The doors that way Jean

Hope some black steal all your money.

farrrrk mooooight

t. sharter

Shut your mouth.

>t. Jean

CALLATE ANIMALE :DDDDD

>having the moon on your flag

lol, you felt for it

okay, done

went to court this week didn't go to jail fuck yeah

this aboriginal guy smashed his neighbour's car for no reason he didn't go to jail either

what do you even have to do

>make thread with the intention of making fun of australians with shitposting

>thread is overrun by actual australians shitposting

fgdsf

s-sorry

G’day mate how ya going? Crikey! Did you see the size of that bratwurst? Streuth it tastes heaps good - fair dinkum!

this isn't funny

el australiANO

I want to leave this country soon, this is full of bulls killing Anglo tourists everywhere.

fuck's sake Bruce, the humans are starting to twig that we're made out of Italian food.

uh, this cultural appropriation needs to stop

it isn't cool.

hey guy im a stupid australian
how was that?

ngl Aussies are basically just louder desert Brits

that was the stalingrad of impersonations

THIS IS
NOT
WHO I AM,
AND THIS IS
NOT
OKAY.

SHART IN THE MART

in 5000 years due to evolution will australians just start to look like midle easterners?

its the best thing in my day so far, don't be sorry

>tfw you don't pay close attention to the flag

They'll look like chinks

>australian shitposting with asian efficiency

>asian efficiency
haha yeah na mate that's first to go
t. Davo Nguyen

who the fuck is that cunt

stop...

t.sharter

ROIGHT
GOT ME MATE STUNG BY A MAGPIE
A FACKIN MAGPIE!
I CAUGHT IT AND NAOW WE'RE ROYSTIN IT WITH SUM MARSHMALLOWES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUSH
IN THE FACKIN BUSH, U BETTER FACKING BELIEVE ME!
I'M POSTING WITH MA MOBILE WITH A FINNISH PROXY
SEE YA CUNTS

T. BRUCE

A
FUCKING
CROSS

pingas in me goon*