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brb doing a poo

literally this

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

first bowl of cereal in a year

going to test the acne milk theory

Thoughts??

any of you lads want to be my bf? (srs)

going to a party tonight and havent had a wank in ages. feel really high test
wish me luck lads

What did it feel like?

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Spoken like a true man who wish he hadn't settled down as quickly as he did