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No Brits allowed edition

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irishholocaust.org/officialbritishintent
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cara

Ireland is factually British.

i'm norn irish pls don't bully

sersh

British Irish Isles **


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute

who cares
Its all Celt land anyway

Enya

You meant western English?

school tomorrow brudders

shut the fuck up oppressor

post pics of your mums cameltoe

>school
its scoil you stupid yank bastard

Don't reply to him you fucking mong

WE'RE REPRESEYANTIN BRETAN END WIR PREOD TA DOO ER DAY
COS ENGLAND CANNAE DOO ET COS THEY DINNAE QUALIFY
ew

Wow, first second I thought that she dressed in burka. Nice singer though.

give me your sister to marry
I will get you both citizenship and give her a strong child

bellend smells like scampi lads.

B-b-but I have no sister :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

that would be a chador not a burkha

dont enjoy posting here in the yanks presence

>dubliners unironically use cockney rhyming slang

>tfw no swiss-american milf gf

Mayo lads


All Ireland champions elect

Where is he???

What is the red pilled version of the Irish famine?

It is true that all the red-heads is a descendants of the Celts?

That it was a genocide.

No

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udmurt_people

>The Udmurts are a people who speak the Udmurt language. In the course of history, Russian-speakers have referred to them as Chud Otyatskaya (чyдь oтяцкaя), Otyaks, Wotyaks or Votyaks (the most-known[citation needed] name). Tatar-speakers call the Udmurts Ar.


>There have been claims[by whom?] that they are the "most red-headed" people in the world.[5] The ancient Greek historian Herodotus described the long-extinct Budini tribesmen, possible relatives of the modern Udmurts,[6] as predominantly red-headed.

It's now commonly accepted that the Irish people have an average IQ between Papua New Guinea and Somalia. What historians are starting to realise is that this was one of the biggest factors in the famine -- e.g. Irish people didn't have the mental faculties to fish, nor the arithmetic to realise they were selling more food than they had..

It's quite sad and when these ideas were first floated in the middle ages we treated them as "subhumans", it actually took us until 1920 to realise the true nature of the Irish. Working in conjunction with the Brazilian government officials in charge of amazonian tribes we decided to make Southern Ireland a celtic reservation to preserve their unique culture etc. Hope this helps.

Utter nonsense

t. Seamus "Running Bull" Doyle

>Brazilian government
>Ireland selling something
This is where you fucked up. Fix it for the next thread

SMALL

>have to go to a spic infested shithole to do my laundry
ffs

IRISH

Ireland is better then UK. Ireland had James Joyce the greatest author of all time. Who did Uk have? I rest my case.

foamy beers

>Greatest author of all time
>Not based JK Rowling
ummm ok then sweetie

really bad thread

not even going to come here anymore

bye

>talking to a chick
>making fun of japs having tiny cocks, that if she fucked one she'd still be a virgin
>sends me this
I've never been roasted by a chick so fucking hard before.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Don't worry, you cunts are just as petty.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_Irish_state#Name_dispute_with_the_UK

>Calling South Korea Korea
>Calling Asia the Asia-Korean landmass
silly micks

Ballyhaunis is a caliphate

>>Calling South Korea Korea
>>Calling Asia the Asia-Korean landmass

It'd be more like
>calling south korea Japan
>calling asia China

You see that cluster of mass grave in South West Cork, near Skibbereen.
We got a heritage center for that shit.
That's how fucked the place was

How old were you when you realised the "Irish famine" was just a paddywood lie?

AND THATS ANOTHER REASON WHY I LEFT OLD SKIBBEREEN
how old were you when uncle paddy fingered your asshole?

Saxon oppressor here

nah.
british isles have been called that since the romans. you're making up PC terms because muh safe space. as for RoI vs Ireland -- it's like South Korea just calling themselves "Korea" - retarded.

We were taught about Irish lies in school history classes.

...

>british isles have been called that since the romans
Ireland was never called Briton.

>you're making up PC terms because muh safe space
>refuses to call Ireland "Ireland" and instead insists on calling it "the Republic of Ireland" because of "muh unionists frailty"
>complains because we don't want to use the term British Isles

The arrogance and hypocrisy of the British surfaces again, what a surprise.

I bet yous da typa nigga that be calling NI the 6 counties

The north of Ireland is more apt : )

the seven counties in ulster yeh
when we were all too weak and too starvin to fight in the famine of 1916 (when ye stole all the potatoes) ya stole em
*northeast

can u fuck off

good post

I'm in your country for one week starting tommorrow lads.

Dublin then Galway then Tullamore (middle of the Island)
Pretty hyped tb'h

have a great time. be sure to order a few black and tans or irish car bombs (traditional irish drinks) to get in the mood!

>Tullamore

Oh God why


Visit kerry, mayo or donegal instead

For the love of god don't go to Temple Bar when you're in Dublin! It's a trap. You'll pay 8 euro for a pint of Guinness and it'll be an awful pint of Guinness.

irishholocaust.org/officialbritishintent
>irish holocaust

Im howling with laughter
Howling!

Why do you say no Brits allowed, yet have a map with Northern Ireland included?

We also have Southern Ireland, Western Ireland, Eastern Ireland and Central Ireland included.

Yet the Northerners are B R I T I S H

You mean Northern England right?

Trampstamp

helloo crustaceans

get in my soup

Why don't Irish people celebrate Guy Fawkes Night?

Uniroincally waiting on my Irish passport lads, can I be honorary.

Feel like if I ever get my Irish one out with an English accent I'll be laughed at.

Why would we?

Hotel is already paid. What's so bad about it ?

>Ireland will never ditch the shitty tricolor and get a harp as their flag.

Literally why lads?

Harp and blue is the Presidential colours, harp and green is the flag of Leinster. Not many other combinations you can try without looking absolutely horrid.

Oh fuck, never even realised that Leinster had that as it's flag.

Still, you put it on the front of the passport....

And a passport looks absolutely horrid, whoever thought fucking red was a good idea should be shot.

>JK Rowling
>a leftist shill

You can't blame their education system for failing them when they have to spend half the school day reading Hadiths.

Have a good time, bud. Galway is going to be your favourite of those three; it's absolutely beautiful and the best serious fun. People in Galway are laid-back as can be.

No idea why you're going to Tullamore, desu.

>Northern Ireland
>Britain

It's just a boring town with nothing to see.

That's not true, every time I get the train through it, the castle looks pretty qt.

Ireland had fishing and farming at the time of the famine but the british at the time shipped all of it over to england you fucking dipshit, they didn't give a fuck about the dying irish and acted worse then nazi's

To be fair I have dual passports and I think the Irish one looks great.

It did used to look much better when it was green but it was the EU that said they all had to be a similar burgundy colour.

So you need to time warp and shoot some EU bureaucrats from about 30 years ago.

Guess it's only 30 years before they're all replaced with the EU stars anyway.

Monaghia, Fermanagh and Wexford County (Menapia) are all legitimate Belgian clay.

So are the Isle of Man, Welsh coast and Fir of Forth part of Scotland. Oh and the English south-east.

/fact

Can we ever have a thread without mentioning Northern Ireland or the famine


For fuck sake

Right lads so I went to Dublin and had a top time and my gf really wants to go because I was bigging it up, but it might be boring if I go backa second time.

Trouble is I don't wanna go anywhere else in case there's fuck all there and it's boring. What do?

gib reparations

who the fuck is guy fawkes

its people trying to trigger us and people taking the bait

>"nah you cant have too much of a good thing, the weather's probably utter shite by now"
>"I'd rather go somewhere sunny this time"
>"I don't want to run into the girl I rode a second time"
Any of them works fine

at least I am original with my bait, and no-one takes it

no one cares about belgium
basically a non country

You could go to Galway. Although, if you liked Dublin, there probably won't be enough heroin users visible on the main street at 4 p.m. for you.

please ignore the yank nobody likes him here

then why was i elected taoiseach of /éire/?

thx for the kind advice m8

i will molest an irish cuteboy

No memes, have you been to Mollenbeek?

we're too hairy and high test for that sorry
i hear england is filled with sissy faggots though

Try it on me and I'll plant your head into a wall

i'm 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse. drop those trousers, mick, and let me fondle your boipucci