>be European
>get bombed
>apologize for oppressing the bomber
>get raped
>apologize for accusing your rapist of raping you
>make anti-American posts on the internet because you can't criticize the people bombing and raping you without being arrested for hate speech
Be European
Jeremiah Richardson
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Carson Rodriguez
SHART
Levi Parker
IN
Angel Hughes
you're only encouraging them you fucking idiot
Bentley Long
>be american
>make a mass shooting
>blame the victims because they didn't have a gun to defend theirselves
Connor Nguyen
S H A R T
Samuel Jones
I N
Jack Moore
M A R T
Carson Peterson
>be american
>get shart
Eli Watson
SHARTIN MARTIN
Jordan Price
S
Christian Walker
MART
Isaiah Ortiz
>Go to Europe
>Get trucked
>Go to Europe
>Get bombed
>Go to Europe
>Get stabbed
>Go to Europe
>Get beheaded
>Go to Europe
>Get shot
Owen Kelly
DIARRHEA IN GALLERIA
Nathaniel Edwards
It is not about blaming the victims.
It's just hindsight. If they did have weapons, they could kill the guy.
Chase Wilson
EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE
Daniel Jenkins
KEEP SHARTIN
Blake Campbell
...
Elijah Watson
At least we have nothing to worry about when we go to school
Jacob Kelly
Do Americans have Walmart in schools?
Ayden Powell
Designated shartmarts, yes.
Noah Garcia
this meme is retarded
William Torres
sharted
Luke Robinson
>be American
>destroy a democratic government and replace it with a monarchy
>monarchy gets ousted by Islamists and becomes an Islamic Republic hostile to America
>scratch head in confusion and shart in mart
>be American
>arm and fund Islamists against a Soviet invasion
>those Islamists establish an oppressive Islamic government which hates America
>scratch head in confusion and shart in mart
>be American
>arm and fund an Iraqi strongman to fight against the aforementioned Islamic Republic
>he loses and becomes ridden with debt owed to Kuwait and Saudi Arabia
>he gets insulted by the Emir of Kuwait during a dispute over oil
>invades Kuwait
>Saudi Arabia tells you to help
>you do it
>10 years later
>get 9/11'd by Saudis
>scratch head in confusion and shart in mart
>decide to terrorize your own citizens with mass surveillance networks
>also destroy entire nations that weren't responsible for it
>pretend you killed Osama bin Laden who died years before
>give $400 million to the aforementioned Islamic Republic so you can get some captured sailors back (who would have been returned, anyway, but you can't fight that American consumerist gene which makes you spend money)
>also, on a completely unrelated note, your country is also the world's largest producer and consumer of black-on-white interracial pornography
Kayden Ortiz
keep on shartin
Angel Miller
Americans are born and die in Walmarts
Jacob Howard
>be american
>shart in mart
Nathaniel Ortiz
BTFO
T
F
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Luke Morgan
>be american
>go to the mart
>shart your pants
Oliver Allen
>>scratch head in confusion and shart in mart
Josiah Gonzalez
Thank you, based Leaf
Jose Phillips
will americans ever recover?
Brayden Jones
USA on suicide watch
Leo Clark
fucking awesome kek
Matthew Nguyen
Stop shitting the place up.
Hunter Foster
...
Xavier Thompson
...
Landon Peterson
TAKE ME DOWN THO SHARTIN CITY
WHERE GIRLS SHIT THEMSELF AND THE MART IS SHITTY
Caleb Ramirez
LEAK IN THE BOUTIQUE
Thomas Ortiz
SHART
Jackson Brown
Ic remebere dagen
When habbe gesharton
Ic ne wille sagen
Where Ic gedon hit
For thon honest beon
Ic aet se welmarte
Todaeg habbe gedon
Ic habbe gesharton
Shartan ne is
Goda deala
Buton beon ic
Se sharten seala
Hudson Morris
>Australia
Pot calling the kettle black.
Landon Roberts
peeeeyooo
it sure smells like sharts in here
Brody Diaz
Are you trying to compensate this sharting mess?
Luis Kelly
Do aussies shart too?
Sebastian Stewart
Good thing we're neither European nor White.
Connor Cruz
SHART
Justin Sanchez
how did that retard not notice the shit on the floor and purposely stepped on it? what the fuck
Gavin Ward
I have been to England and straya. They both are just as fat and disgusting as Americans.
Jose White
americans just got SHARTED
Jack Reyes
Caleb Collins
I just rofled for the picture XD
Jaxson Sullivan
o my fucking god
Alexander Miller
I hope all the Americans leave just to see what happens.
It is Sup Forums final form.
*BRRRT*
Joseph Perry
this desu
Matthew Jones
There's already significantly less americans posting since we can't post without SHART
Oliver Gutierrez
Actually that is false. Americans have posted 1.09x more in the past 2 days. Facisnating.
Xavier Baker
this guy
Nolan James
>this passes for banter in America.
Adrian Robinson
I'm gonna stay and play the buttblasted American then jump ship to /trv/
Juan Taylor
ShartedTheFuckOut
Chase Morales
This guy gets one free internets.
>Also speedy checkup.
Carson Adams
Oy vey! Too harsh, goyim!