>Europe: stagnant economy, civil war inevitable, refugee crisis about to get 10x as worse once turkey collapses Syria style
>Russia: failed state
>China: polluted shithole police state
>India: literally a shithole
>Middle east: failed region
>Africa: pure barbarism
Why haven't you moved the the superior hemisphere? Literally the only problem here is some minor crime in Latin America and some US cities.
SHART
>Literally the only problem here is some minor crime in Latin America and some US cities.
Who you tryin' to fool, Pedro? We're more violent than fucking Africa.
Old fags btfo
>Trusting African police reports
>African police forces
>"""""""minor""""""""" crime
Why on earth would you encourage massive european inmigration here? Don´t you remember last time that happened?
>minor crime
I lived in french guiana it was shit.
No hãblõ espagnol, unfortunately.
And I'd feel safer in Mozambique than in any South American country.
>Eurocuck
>Wanting the BBC
No surprise there.
NORWAY YES!
>go to SA
>airport dindus stal your luggage
>go to taxi
>they drive you off city and stal your pocketbox
with passport
>decide to find embassy on foot
>wander thru night hearing wild animals killing eachothers
>see some favela drug party
>decide to ask them for directions
>suddenly death squad appears shooting favelandos and setting the wounded ones on fire
>run faster than light
>find gas station
>blond germanic looking toyota truck driver offers you a ride.
>talk with him while driving
>he offers you a coup of tea from his thermos
>wake up cuffed in his basement
>it turns out, he is german camp doctor, who escaped soviets with submarine back in '45
>he performs sex reassignment surgery
>become his sex slave for the rest of your life
such is life in South America
I don't know why you're trying to rope american cities in there, you guys are the reason there's crime in this hemisphere
To be honest the Future is in Africa senpai. Those who manage to profit for the demographic growth will be drowning in dollars
kek
But Mexico is a narco-state and USA is heading toward a race war.
>USA is heading towards a race war
>this is what Sup Forumstards actually believe
literal god tier continent
I would move to PR If I could desu
>>Russia: failed state
And we can fuck this planet, understand? Nuclear,
bacteriological and chemical weapon, bitch.
This is just a tactic used by the cartel to recruit more people
youre a big country
one word: detroit
Keep in mind that the reason Subsaharan Africa has low homicide rate is because they literally can't record crime.
>Africa: pure barbarism
It's gonna be hilarious 40-50 years from now when African states become the new Great Powers and China and India are the new superpowers, and you'll be a bunch of bitter old men still crying over the desolate climate-change-wrecked niggerfied shitholes America and Europe have become.
sigh....
For you
For you.
Things that will never happen: The Post
el noruegANO
Fugggg :-DDDDDD
"minor crime"
Even with thousands of moroccans and romanian gypsies invading our country, I feel safer in Spain than in any country that exists in the "superior" hemisphere.
Except Canada of course, but fuck that cold shithole.
>Cold
It's been 32c all week
Can confirm, every fucking time I go there is the same.
>there are people who actually believe any part of the Americas is worth living in except for parts of Canada and the USA
Who are you trying to fool here, exactly.
I want to marry a qt canuck girl and move to some cold, remote icey shithole in northern Canada
Gonna be even more hilarous when your meme country ceased to exist thanks to mudshits wiping it off the map.
>august
>32c
>probably one of the hottest weeks in all the year, if not all the decade
Also it's even fucking worst if, besides being a cold shithole for most of the year, you don't even have a chill summer.
>Who are you trying to fool
Themselves.
Complete fucking bullshit and I used to live on a beef farm during the summers and worked at a Walmart in The States so I'm well acquainted with bullshit.
That applies to Latin America too. Even then the crime stats are pretty decent.
that's rich coming good from Stagnation: the country.
>heading towards race war
A chimp outs and people bitching on twitter isn't a race war