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Hypsoline edition

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Rate my brewing style, lads:
Yorkshire
No milk
No sugar or sweeteners
Tea bag left in for 5 minutes then squeezed a few times
Then I drink it

desperately want my life to end but it's my mums birthday

Announcement: might be going outside on Wednesday

>Yorkshire
First step and you've already fucked up

very shit actually. it teases you so much with the artwork and busty hermoine but its such a pain in the ass grind for so little.

>No milk
>No sugar or sweeteners
>Tea bag left in for 5 minutes then squeezed a few times
not a fan of any of this
haven't tried the last one tbf

first for fuck the pakis

need a subway gf

tfw went out on a weekday and i was an hour late to work

no one noticed lol

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Kyary

Got some weed that hits you within seconds. Proper good.

Pity I only have enough for one more bong hit.

keep getting merked by lanc :l

need a reverse gimmick

meant the Trainer image thing

going to email a bollock to laura trott

sending the gf to work with a black eye again

she's going to tell people she banged her face getting into the car

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girl at my work had 1 black eye when i started now she's got 2 haha

normie runt BTFO

really makes you think

quite the fan of this 2bh

seriously think janny has made it personal

I got fiiiiiive on it
messin wit that indo weed

I just did a count, and 37 of the girls I went to school with have had kids (out of a total of 150 girls)

incredible

irish sunglasses lmao

haha what a fucking stupid bitch

really want to put my willy in her desu

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sentinel primes betrayed the other robots

Going down Tesco for the Sunday gymkhana session.

Need a new set of wheels on my Corsa soon, been going sideways alot.

Rasheed.

well considering a womans only real function in the world is producing offspring it's not really that surprising

50 years ago it would have been close to 140

accounting for the 10 on average who's wombs are fucked

i posted this first

I'm the cat here

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what is your greatest skill lads?

nope.

not true.

loooool, mum bringing the heat

>i posted this first

>well considering a womans only real function in the world is producing offspring it's not really that surprising

can suck my own knob

cunnilingus

check the archive

All weed does when you smoke it you fucking tit

nice runt-posting

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cunnilingus and knob sucking

Fingering girls behind establishments

this is a bit of a silly post desu

Nope. I've had stuff that takes ages to come on.

Having sex with 16 year-old girls

collecting dole money

buying cheap coke

no you haven't

thats one of those pissy gattos that doesnt like its stomach touched

typical

really makes you think..........

Probably because you weren't very good
Try rubbing the clit

kek, Labour are fucked
>twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/767443058682101760

Yes I have.

having sex
had sex 72 times this year so i did

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if you're inhaling the stuff then it's going to come on extremely rapidly

you can't just have "stuff" that doesn't do this, unless it was shit

nah you fuck off you absolute child

wage slavery tomorrow boys haha :DD

Pulling Victoria Secret models

having a smoke

YOU fuck off you utter muppet
fucking a bird while typing this

no you haven't.

maybe he's not smoking it properly
when I first started I would puff it out asap and barely get high at all from a hit. it would basically just hit my tongue and not make it to my lungs

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Unironically prefer commie labour over the new mayor

>gattos
gatti

>yanks

youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

post rare nekos

youtube.com/watch?v=IQcH9KNCRGQ

looks like my arsehole

talking

quite notorious within my friends group for my complex tier-1 banter

I always find myself talking to girls, thinking of getting into a relationship with them, building everything up to getting together with them, then as soon as they start to like me back I ignore them.

I don't even have sex with them, once they start liking me I feel like my aim has been reached and I just stop talking.

holy mother of pleb

This is too much, must be staged

me and the gf

>white people

theres a load of robot tentacles heading towards the blonde bint

Way she goes

You now realise that Poleaboo is only trying to get legally recognised as a woman so that if he gets indicted he'll get sent to a woman's prison

she's seriously cute. You should consider marrying her before somebody else does

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you're probably gay

>doopin

what

virginity keeping

So he can get stabbed by a dyke instead of some white supremacist?

getting sick of wanking

99 hp

was getting a lot of (you)s before but now not so many now

nobody wants to talk to me

>yanks

even if ribena does get indicted the worst they're looking at is a suspended sentence

im guessing they can't print swear words but they really could have picked another word

americans should be banned

why not a white supremacist dyke?

just saw the meme scene where shia lebouf pulls the strained face

youtu.be/hF3DqSs0Vbk

whats wrong with yanks?

>tfw no white supremacist gf