Guapo, you look weird, let's go to the police station...

>guapo, you look weird, let's go to the police station, where you follas mi culo policĂ­aco con tu delicioso sudoroso y palpitante twink pene quiere que hagas de mi tu sucia y docil perra

are you homo

>Am I being detained?

and then i wake up

No, but your butthole is. ;^D

A police would never say that

Reported to Putin

>oakley gloves
>western brand
reported

is that Portuguese?

O M O H O M O bears are coming