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College life edition

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What are you studying guys?

Last year was my first year of my special education masters.

my province (Ontario) is getting a carbon tax on gasoline which will jump the price of gas about 4.3 cents/litre if not more because of muh emissions.

how fucking socialist is that? this should be considered extortion. but people in toronto/GTA will always vote liberal because they're cucks.

gf sent me this hahah

Good to see the liberals doing something right for once. fuck cagers

Every think about buying a moped or just riding a bike?

no i live in the country

need a gf haha

don't think you know what 'need' means bud

What a slut

Just submitted my 20th job application, I hope I at least get a NO this time haha

no, I NEED one

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um maybe you shouldnt talk shit to my gf?
i want to remind you i can beat ALL of you up

Womyn are bad, lad

Good luck m80

would have one if you weren't autistic

Holy shit my friends and I might be renting out his grandparents home. It's where we always hung out as kids, and now we might be living in the house together. excited tb h

>tfw no gf

Chinese

I don't understand this whole dog/puppy faggotry but would bang desu

don't see what's wrong with "lad"
it was a commonly used maritime term in the US navy

Nice lad
Sounds fun

haha that pic is my cum-face

You have shit taste

Yeah, he likes dicks

lol ok

Are you into silver daddies or something?

$10k in cash for an hours' work.
All you have to do is take a walk with me into the woods and shoot me in the head. Keep shooting until you're positive I'm not getting up.

Good taste coming through

I'm down desu
I'll be back in the states in a few days

>good taste
>asian

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No but that guy looks like any awkward greasy teen

There's so much better

Pick two

Sweet. I'll paypal you the money when the job is done.

>just got raped
>"better go to leddit to share my story first :D"

>american parents send their daughters to literal whore school

Fucking lel

hnnngh dat tummy

Yeah I don't get how Dad's justify doing this desu
Just handing his daughter over to chad gangbangs

modern day feminism doesn't actually have all the real-world oppression that they need to be taken seriously so, instead, you see stuff like this fairly regularly.

my 16 year old sister is dating a 21 year old college Chad and my parents are encouraging it.

Have you ever left the house in your life?

That's true but sometimes you gotta get down in the gutter and roll around a bit.

Plenty of times which is how i know what happens to girls at American colleges

consider suicide

asian people are d*sgust*ng

>tfw I've been not giving a shit at work kinda hoping to get fired but my boss complimented me today and said I'm doing good

I've been doing half the work and everything has been sloppy as fuck, is this how the real world really is?

Well it's better that way desu
Best to have her take one Chad dick in her teen years than a different one every week

if you dont do anything youre a cuck

its from spineless westerners allowing their children to do anything they want

Gonna do PhD and then go into industry in the States lads. How is the quantum computing/superconductor market there?

Are you gay?
Makes sense

alright genius

You only fail when you make efforts to succeed, I've learned. When you're aloof, the world just jumps right into your pants.

you only have to act like you're doing something when the boss or other people are around and just act lazy when people aren't around

im straighter than a pencil my friend :^)
but i have whitu piggu fever

Rustles me when sluts get 'raped' and don't get a rape kit or report asap

We're full

So I should live life as a lazy memer?
Sounds nice

It's a great market to be in, I would assume. There's major corporations all over this country that produce this sort of stuff and not a whole lot of competition. You've got a good chance of getting to travel to Asia too since a lot of the manufacturing is done there.

Yo conozco a un hamburguesero de por la casa, y el ogete siempre andaba diciendo que sus hijas estaban hecho un manjar, pero que ellas eran castas y que el matrimonio y la ch1ngada, y pues la neta si estaban buenisimas, yo me las brochetie a las dos, tienen buenisimas nalgas, lo mas ch1ngon fue que me las refiné al mismo tiempo, como que a las viejas les contaron de mi fierrote y los jales que aviento a la hora de mojar la brocha, entonces las dos viejas (con sus medidas de 90-60-100) me invitaron a cenar con toda su familia (las viejas las conocia desde morrillas, entonces el Don Pelos el hamburguesero pues me tenia confianza).

Total, como eso de las 7:30 que sali del jale, me fui para la casa de las viejotas, cual es mi sorpresa que los jefes no estaban, nomas estaban ellas dos solas, y me recibieron con un camison bien trasparente y las viejas no traigan tanga ni bikini (se les veía toda la penfla bien rica y bien carnuda), entonces que me hago el occiso y entro, y les digo: "ya mero queda el bisté", y me dijeron, "necesitamos darle una probadita para ver si ya esta", entonces las dos p1nches viejas cachondas que me avientan al sillon, y me encueran y me arrastran a la regadera y me empiezan a mam4r la tolonga, y las viejas buenísimas, se encueran ellas tambien y querian que les mam4ra el lonche y dije "por mi no hay p3do", tonces a las viejas les di placer oral hasta que se les salió toda la melcocha y me dijeron gritando de placer: "no nos castigues, danos vérga" y la mera verdad, pues dar vérga para mi no es problema, entonces empeze a pisarmelas a las dos al mismo tiempo, a una le daba placer ánal con los dedos y a la otra por la chocha con mi fierrote.

Eso fue el año pasado y desde entonces todos los sabados nos vemos en un hotel aqui en la carretera a Laredo de Monterrey para que ellas me deslechen con sus chochitas tan ricas y ojétes tan deliciosos.

Our empire stretches from china to the solomons
And as japanese empire stretches far across the pacific, we are certain to find the american fleet assembled in pearl harbor
The american fleet is at pearl harbor

Not quite that aloof.

who /accountingmajor/ here

in fact, who /anybusinessmajor/ here

So much truth there, living life carefree is comfy as fuck

gf sent me this

Chads out

Haha I dropped out of high school

Same thing, right?

>FRESHMAN YOU CAN
>SON DROP OFF
>DROP OFF DADDY
>TOO
what did they mean by this

I did it boys

>brb. Japs are acting up. lol

um maybe you should stop cheating on your gf

>tfw I debited my cash account when I collected a sale revenue
>tfw I forgot to close income summary into retained earnings
>tfw debited dividends into income summary

Just fuck my shit up fampai

you have bad taste in feet no offense

>Unironically wearing a "Corona" shirt

What's the issue with that

wow are you jealous of my girl?
hater
i found a new one

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Yeah this is what I've heard. It's also easier to get into academia in Asia. Thanks lad.

Some lady told me to film this to see if a ghost would should up on film. Can anyone see a ghost?

I envy you
Why cant I live in Taiwan? I was born with an asian soul in a white man's body
Feels awful

>Hey user, got any plans tonight? I was hoping you could show me a nice place to eat around here.

Fuck financial accounting and the FASB's bullshit with extraordinary items and comprehensive income

Managerial accounting is where it's at lad

I have to shitpost on a taiwanese furniture polishing forum tonight, sorry

My mom makes a mean lasagna

Do you eat animals without cooking them?

*Takes her to La Fogatade Chuy*

Its a crappy beer.

link pls

nobody likes my spicy ways

No, I dont
I just feel Chinese

lmao

>be Mexican
>have no one like your spicy ways

do you want to switch bodies

t. chinese person

ninth grade quarterback washington high

They want men to sit on their face?

Yes, very much so
Would you like to have the body of an autistic and ugly American?

Then you just have yellow fever. A true Asian eats all manner of living animal with little to no preparation of its flesh.

It's not about girls I find attractive
I just feel chinese
Whitey wouldnt understand

whoa whoa you didnt say you were american wtf

are you fat?

College is a meme anyway. Its a waste of money for 99% of people.

Is it the anime who did it? Is that who changed you?

I'm not fat at all
I'm on vacation here btw
Is the deal still on?
Bad meme

No, I've felt this way for as long as I can remember