What does she do all day

what does she do all day

Diplomatic work, she is the most experienced diplomat in the world has advised 13 British Prime Ministers in her life time.

but she's a woman

she lays eggs to create an army of reptils that will overtake the world

I like to think that after spending a nice day with her family and meeting with foreign dignitaries, she quetly retires to her sitting room, serves herself a nice whisky, and just masturbates furiously for the next several hours. Just sloppy, drippy, no holds barred furious masturbation.
Rule Brittania etc.

watches the BBC

Out King travels around, does diplomatic and charity work, representin da nation, etc

So are you.

posts about pakis on /brit/ probably

Have steamy coke fueled romps with harry

sits on her ass and counts fat stacks

>this is what britboys actually believe

but she's a pre-feminist bullshit woman

She tries to not die

I don't know.

where is his crown

The King prefers non-traditional crowns

you wouldn't understand

>his monarchy is a joke

Is Britain the last true monarchy?

Communicating with the anglican God, she's the head of that religion.

makes you think, don't it

he is cute
i wish we kept monarchy too

Snorts powdered babies to stay alive

>don't it
British education

Runs the finer parts of the world
Rate my mobile phone homescreen Sup Forums

it's slang bro

she probably spends half her time shitposting on Sup Forums

She's a proxy fag, everything she knows about the world she learns here

pets her corgis or something
also how the fuck is she still alive
she must be doing some spooky rituals to achieve further immortality all day

Probably drinks a couple stiff ones then looks at pics of her daughter.

>implying she doesn't collect pics of her qt granddaughter-in-law

Kek. Forgot about the British hats.

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would you fuck her if she asked just so you could say you're penis has penetrated British royalty?

>you will never be your queen's kept man
>lizzy will never be your sugar mama

how's it feel

reptilians live for a long time

SHART IN MART

Exactly this