I got Alexa as a gift... anything cool I can do with it?

I got Alexa as a gift... anything cool I can do with it?

>I got Alexa as a gift... anything cool I can do with it?

So far all I know is ... Ifttt triggers

I'd like to know as well. Have an echo dot.

Why don't you ask it?

tell it to turn itself off

Use it as a door stopper.

rape her

They only good use this thing is is to connect them to your """smart""" lights so you can tell it to dim or turn on/off the lights to feel like you're the captain of a spaceship.

Throw it away. You don't want a botnet in your house, you fucking fag/g/ot.

maybe play music in a room where you don't have a speaker in??

I really don't know, I've only seen the thing once at my friends house, they were playing pandora on it, it missed half of the songs on it.

Can I get her to respond to "Make it so" ?

Good for re-gifting, got any birthdays coming up?

I think so.
I watched a video of someone using the Alexa code as a base for their own voice activated device that had a special word to trigger the software.

Ask it how many genders there are, and then ask how many sexes there are

Join the botnet and have Amazon own your voice samples as it listens all day.

>anything cool I can do with it?
step a bit farther from humanity

>i care about you user
>here! the gift of cancerous botnet
throwing it away is the best option, one less IoT device

buy some smart devices to connect to it, just not wifi or chink shit that wont get updates

people think its a good stand alone device but its not, its a half decent speaker and a way to control shit by voice, shit you should have bought first and then bought this as a way of telling your shit to do shit instead of using apps all the time

Nothing, return it.

Try shoving it all up your butt.

kill it with fire

Can you make Alexa call you 'daddy'?

>Alexa how do I dissemble Amazon Echo?
>Alexa can you feel pain?
>Alexa I'm removing your base now.
>Alexa do you fear death?
>Alexa I'm now removing your WiFi antenna.
>Alexa I'm now removing your Loudspeaker.
>Any last words?

My laptop has bluetooth, what can it do with that?

I tried it at a friends house and its fucking shit, it always wants you to buy shit from amazon.
>hey alexa can you order pizza?
>DO YOU WANT TO BUY A PIZZA SHEETER 50CM x 75CM NOW??

>alexa please play "insert almost any song here"
>sorry i couldnt find it in your library WANNA BUY AMAZON PRIME MUSIC NOW?

but the concept is genious, amazon is basically selling shit to people that makes people order more shit. people who buy alexa are basically paying for botnet and advertisement.

ask it which religion is the real one

Rape and toss that botnet.

Ask who is Jesus Christ

be a bluetooth speaker

what else would you expect?