*destroys your motherboard and voids your warranty*

>*destroys your motherboard and voids your warranty*

MIT Niggers > CIA Niggers > Cockroach Niggers

BTFO

What does Turkey have to do with hardware?

NO - O ROACH - O , BAD ROACH - O

shape-shifting micro kikes

if you got roaches then maybe its time you cleaned your shit up.

I haven't seen a roach in a decade.

>I haven't seen a roach in a decade.
Holy shit.
You're right, same here. Feels like there died out.

Spray your fucking room fatty

you have obviously never lived with a girl before

???
Can't avoid them in the tropic climate. I get ones bigger than my hand

mfw actually had this happen to me before

I guess people who live in apartments can't really avoid them if their neighbors are disgusting pigs, because they'll always reproduce inside the walls.

>Can't avoid them in the tropic climate.
Oh right. They don't really exist in cold weather

Roaches are really common in Florida, really nothing you can do. Pretty much everyone I knew had some at night, etc..

Oddly since I've moved to NC I haven't seen a single one anywhere.

TURKS STAY GO

I've never seen a roachie in my entire life. I can't imagine the state your house has to be to get them.

based roachies

depends on where you live honestly. If you're in a warmer area like where I am, the damn things actually get into your house from the outside due to them being able to survive out there.

My house is plenty clean and i still get them, they're like huntsmen and will just find their way inside even if there isn't anything there.
When i lived with my parents out in the country in our pigsty of a home we didn't get any.

My house is clean, but I live near the joint of two buildings and in that little space there are cockroaches. One night I was playing pc vidya and suddenly one of those fuckers walked through the screen, I freaked out, immediately went for the DDT and saw the fucker walking over my PC, looking at me. I made a sudden move and he went down running to me, I jumped and left him behind, once I looked at him he stopped, turned around and moved his little wings, I sprayed him and that motherfucker started flying randomly. It stopped on my leg and started walking his way up, I hit him with a useless CD and once in the floor I sprayed him again, he stopped moving after a couple of minutes, took him outside and burnt it.

I cleaned my pc, monitor and floor after that. Then went to sleep. Fuck those things.

What you do is have a big bomb constantly spraying in the house, kind of like mister.

what a neat story

>turned around and moved his little wings, I sprayed him and that motherfucker started flying randomly.
LITERAL NIGHTMARE FUEL

>flying roaches
Those little fuckers are literally the worst. I hate them so much.

Use dust filters on all vents. Rig it on if needed. Airflow is impacted but at least roaches won't able to lay eggs in your case. Do look out for gnaw marks every now and then though.

A flying cockroach is now pooping in your gpu, what do you do?

Can cockroaches get inside laptops?

I'm guessing you don't live in Australia, so many of them here. I normally kill about 5 of them a week

I screech a mighty battle cry as I swiftly knock it out of the pc case, ready for battle.

a cockroach only needs a 3 millimeter gap to get in

>being poor and living in a crappy place that has cockroaches

lmao

Repair coffee machines for a living, fucking roaches are such a pain.
Not sure if they like the compact boxes the PCB's are in, or the warmth of the components, but they fry shit all the fucking time.
Few weeks ago I opened up a Marzocco I was refurbishing, the board box had about three of the fuckers in it. Nothing shorted, but if it had, that's $800 of board down the drain.

>kişisel bir şey yok, çocuk.

i don't have a ps4 in my house so it's not a problem

Why did you kill it? It's a small life, but it's a life. Just bring it outside next time.

But how do you fit a Turk inside a computer

>I can't imagine the state your house has to be to get them.
Can you imagine a place where other people prepare food? That's where you can't exactly get rid of them.

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Hello the cancer killing Sup Forums. Why didn't you go back.to Sup Forums, yet?

>bigger than your hands
?????

shit nigga i live in tropical too but this is just ?????

Hello the cancer killing Sup Forums. Why didn't you go back to yet?

>turkroaches are a pol meme
>being racist is bad
Fucking reddit newfags

desu you realise not everyone who uses a racial slur or joke is from Sup Forums right? Sup Forums used to be full of racism before it went 100% porn

i have an irrational fear of all chitinous insects. is electrical repair not my field?

>t. Cancer killing Sup Forums

>urethra cockroaches

This week on ISLAM VERSUS!!
MOTHERBOARDS!!

its a joke you fucking mong

You'd see it in consumer electronics if the owner is a pig, I see it in coffee machines because they're from cafe's with food, water, warmth, and hiding spots.

>life of a roach
>worth anything
If it was a spider or something I'd agree put roaches are just disgusting pests. Their lives have no value

t. leddit turkboi

>live in Hawaii
>house could be an airtight clean room
>would still have roaches

Cairns gets big roaches

it's Sup Forums stop trying to steal our memes

Why do those dumb fuckers fly straight to us? Are they suicidal?

>mfw I have a roach infestation

What's the Sup Forums way to deal with it?

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move out
remember to leave your windows closed during nighttime in your new home

Not always the individual's fault. If you live adjacent to Puerto Ricans, you WILL get roaches.

-30c weather does wonders for the shitty parts of nature no one likes

If you live in a wet climate, they’ll find their way in no matter what.

back to asia minor, mongrel

>bring it outside
>it comes right back with a dozen of its pregnant friends

Some bugs wander into your home by accident. That bee buzzing by your window doesn’t want to be there. Roaches don’t accidentally wander in, they invade.

>being afraid of cockroaches
So this... is the power of soy... woah

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I had ants make a nest I a laptop I had stored away, that was interesting to open up.

I've never seen a roach in my life. Maybe you guys need to move to a white country.

Roaches like cleanliness the most, they hate filth. Read up on roaches mang.
There's only three things that attract them:
1. Food bits.
2. Dead organic matter, such as your hair, skin, nails. While dust in a home does partially contain skin, it still is something roaches prefer to avoid.
3. Puss from other roaches, killed ones especially, which has pheromones that attract them (which is why you especially clean up the area where you killed a roach).

I think only the cucks would appreciate it if I did.

If you got dead roaches and good strewn about, your home isn’t exactly clean.

Work what?

Roaches like cleanliness such as
>food on the floor
>dead skin
>dead roaches
Seems like a really clean place you are describing.

The problem is that not everyone vacuums after eating or acts like pic related with mental insanity, so food bits are always present in homes no matter how superficially clean they seem.

>>dead skin
You have skin peeling off your body all the time. Also you aren't aware of how many skin particles you let off daily.
So unless you have a policy of nuking your home every hour, that's redundant.

No, you're just a filthy shit, just clean up after you finish cooking or eating. There, done. That's enough to control them, put some traps out too.

It's excessive dead skin, vacuum and dust once a week.

roaches aren't caused by your own filth; it's the neighbors
also they don't nest in PCs.

>eating at home
That’s what outside is for

you dont find them in PCs because they get eaten.

>vacuum and dust once a week.
1 day already piles up enough for roaches to have a nice lunch.
I understand you are trying to push a superiority complex about being clean, but there's a point beyond which you look retarded, and you are reaching.

Also even if you finish cooking you won't be able to deal with the grease let out with vapor which you can't see, and you still have a garbage can that nobody sane throws out 3 times a day after eating. There's bits that you don't see with your eyes, but which roaches sense and use.

You over-estimate yourself is the lesson in this story, which is why roaches thrive so much.

>eating meals not prepared by your own hands
Absolutely degenerate and virgin.

> Used to live in a both hot and humid city
>Cockroaches are as long as your index finger and they can fly
Boy, am I glad I now live in a fucking desert.

I’m spending a week in New Mexico coming from NYC and I’m pleasantly surprised at how clean the desert is.

cute spoder

it's piss easy to get rid of roaches, anyway. i don't know why people freak out about them so much. sure, they're """gross""" insects, but they're fairly easy to eradicate.

bedbugs on the other hand, are evil incarnate. impossible to get rid of without throwing out basically everything you own, constantly throwing your shit in the dryer on highest heat for 3+ hours, etc. we should eradicate them smallpox style. i would not wish bedbugs on my worst enemy.

watch out for scorpions in your boots though

I've had a roach problem and I've gotten rid of it, I'm all doing is saying how I did it. Use a rangehood for that grease vapour and give the benches a quick wipe down. Put some roach traps around your bin and around your stove.

You haven't rid of it, the roaches merely spend less time going about for scraps when you are not around so you reduced the chances of seeing them.

Not only food and dead matter, roaches also enter homes to escape from cold weather and bad weather conditions.

Get a crew to spray your place with roach poison, you'll see how many were actually hiding and staying there even after OCD cleaning sprees.

*infests your desk*

Please don't make assumptions about what I have and haven't done. I had the problem 3 years ago and haven't seen a single one, if that isn't eradicated then I don't what is.

This, I have never, ever saw a single roach on my pc, not even since my first pentium 3

>live in Florida
>see roach
>catch it in cup
>"alright faggot out you go"
>dump it in the bushes
>it gets devoured by a pack of lizards in seconds

I swear to God everytime this topic comes up on reddit, it's the same fucking circlejerk faggotry that gets discussed everytime:

>"I wouldn't wish these on my worst enemy"
>"DIOMATECIOUS EARTH XDDDDDD"
>"THEY ARE SO HARD TO GET RID OFF I HAD THEM FOR 3 YEARS AND WOULDN'T WISH THEM UPON MY WORST ENEMIES"
(The last one it obviously turns out that they didn't call a professional exterminator and they tried to deal with it themselves, fucking communist retards)

If you eat or bring food inside your room/office, you need some time to think about life
Clean your shit and spray the corners
I've never seen a roach inside my office

Neck yourself please

>Eat outside when it's -22 outside
Eat my ass equator nigger.

If it's -22 I don't think you need to worry about bugs

kys you're selve's

You can get rid of the fuckers yourself, but you just have to go in hard as soon as you realize you have them. Like, before they go through multiple generations and get into every nook and cranny.
>Take all clothes/cloth things anywhere near your room and bed and hot wash the shit out of them
>vaccuum like a fuck. EVERYWHERE.
>Throw out everything you don't need - if you live like a damn hoarder now's the time to stop. Don't give them places to be.
>If you're lucky and it's summer and hot, put everything you want to keep from your room into black trashbags and put them in a car in the sun. Heat is the best way to kill them.
>Get one of those wraps for your mattress and box spring. DO IT. WRAP THEM.
>DE might help, not sure, but it can't hurt. Sprinkle all around bed, in cracks, if you have a bed frame coat all the rails thoroughly.
>Spray like a bastard. Try a couple different brands with different chemical makeups. Spray until you pass out. Yes you'll probably give yourself cancer, but it's better than the alternative.
>Repeat every day until you haven't seen a trace of them for weeks.

>caught one of these fuckers on my case
>ever since I've been getting memory corruption
HOW

>That pic
My heart hurts

>Spray until you pass out. Yes you'll probably give yourself cancer, but it's better than the alternative.
You mean the alternative of calling a professional that exterminates them for a living?