Bring laptop

>bring laptop
>so i see you run LINUX
>interject him for a second and tell him it's GNU+LINUX
> 'ok dood, but why does your ubuntu look like that'
>tell him it's arch linux with the latest polybar + i3 trend rice + a start page in ff that simulates a terminal
>cool dude but dont tell me you wasted time doing this
> '....'
>dude how much time lmao
>'....'
>they all laugh at my face instead of being amazed at my ricing prowess and instead calling me a hobbyist loser, no better than a gamer

People like this take the fun out of ricing lads.

Time is money user.
You could have spent time making money or learning marketable skills that will later lead to making more money.
Skills this company could have used.
Youre stealing money from this company user, youre fired immediately and we will be filing a police report.

How much time does it take to copy a polybar config, Xresources, and start page from /r/unixporn?

2 minutes

Takes some time if you actually want something that's not the usually herd shit.

>not ricing only in your free time
Sort yourself out user

>i3+polybar+anime wallpaper
>not the usual herd shit
lmao

>"b-but i configured it the way i want it!"
lmao

>on today's episode of Things That Didn't Happen

>Implying having a hobby is bad

That's more on greentext story man being a socially awkward autist than anything else

...

DUDE YOU SHOULDN'T LIFT A FINGER UNLESS YOU EARN MONEY DOING SO
GOY HOBBIES ARE BAD, DONT FORGET YOUR 9-5, YOUR CAR LEASE AND THE LOAN PAYMENTS OYYY VEYY
Fuck off ameritard

He was obviously being ironic, retards.

Yes doing things only to ultimately be more productive at a 5-9 job is the highlight of joy in life and if you take part in anything else in life that gives you joy in what could be seen as unnecessary, then you are but a man-child.

You must be fun to hand out with user.

Riding is an absurd waste of time. It's not even a hobby, just the work of losers. Normal people just use the computer, they don't fuck with it.

Normal people do not post on 4ch*n, yet here we are.

Anglos, everyone

HAHAHAHA.. LOL! ROFL! LMAO!
:DDDDD
WHERE CAN I SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE FUNNY STUFF LIKE THIS??? I'M CRYING... SO FUNNY! :DDDDDDD

My xmonad setup took about 20 minutes to get going and i've only touched it when i broke my kb and lost some multimedia keys as a band-aid before getting new kb

They are legitimately trying to turn their discomfort and shame into a joke. There's this weird trend where people think it's funny if you work harder and are better than them. This is heavily related to the autism meme. 99% of cases where you call someone autistic, they actually did something awesome or impressive, but you are upset about it, so you hope to take away some of their joy with this "insult".

Using autism as an insult seems autistic to me.
>And there are the ones going around saying they have autism, when they only took a mutiple choice test when they were 'depressed' and it said they have 'some anti-social tendicies'.

> >dude how much time lmao
Bullshit. Nobody can laugh at anybody just because of a hobby.

yes because its as retarded as the people who spend time on ricing their phone instead of actually studying for things like scripting or certifications

>brings chromebook
>insert hardware token and boot
>So I see you are using crouton
>point out ChromeOS has been removed
>pure GNU+Linux
>What was that USB stick for?
>inform him it unlocks the full disk encryption
>And you use Eclipse?
>tell him its latest Eclipse running on ARM
>Wait, what's this other usb stick for?
>inform him it's a FSF certified think penguin WIFI dongle
>Dude, why didn't you just get a MacBook, it can do all this stuff?
>"...."
>Are you poor or something?
>"...."
>they all laugh at my face instead of realizing the technical accomplishments of flashrom'ing you own coreboot that boots your own custom signed payload which loads a signed Linux kernel you built and signed yourself to decrypt eMMC with 2FA encryption to run a custom build of an IDE that has NO ARM DISTRIBUTION!
>tells me to just get an Intel ME MacBook with preinstalled backdoors and pay for the privilege
>tells me ARM is slow

fuckin normies

t. illiterate NEET

I can relate to this, the wage cucks in the help desk department called me a no life.

Sucks that thats why they are help desk and I'm a system admin.

why would you run eclipse?

this thread hits home, even though this same thing happened to me in college