*knocking*

>*knocking*
>open door
>"Good evening, are you user? We have a search warrant for your eIectronic devices."
How wouId you react and why?

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Thank you for the kek, user.
Could I get sauce with that?

"Well, go right the fuck ahead, occifers! I'm glad that basically the best you can do when it comes my encryption keys in this jurisdiction is to ask nicely."

>occifers
Sir, are you intoxicated?

I know you want my info, fbi. Wanna read all the emails i sent to microshaft about their shit OS? Sure ting.

Heh, what kind of fucktard would have incriminating stuff on his local computers anyway?

Obstruction of justice, nice! Enjoy that decade in prison.

I sure as fuck ain't.
And in my jurisdiction all they can do is ask nicely. That's about it.