What technolo/g/y did you get this year, Sup Forums?

What technolo/g/y did you get this year, Sup Forums?

Bought myself a keyone

Nothing because I'm a sad sack of lonely shit.

Got a nice dust devil from my brothers.
desu christmas this year was more of me stroking my peen and getting them nice shit, like my little brother an iphone and my sister a laptop

got a ducky keyboard and a motorized sit-stand desk

Call your parents. It will either make you feel better or remind you why you're better off now.

>my little brother an iphone and my sister a laptop

You cannot be THAT rich.

>turning your brother into a faggot
and that laptop had better be a used thinkpad so your sister can build up immunity against feminism by inhaling the fumes of the dried cum as it slowly evaporates

new GPU.
Hope that one can handle 1080p on maximum settings for a long while, I tend to not buy new hardware often.

-new, gigabit router
-extra 8GB RAM for one of my desktops

2018 will be the year of upgrades.

Pressure cooker, mandoline iron, and a french press

good cat

That's not that much money, poorfag.

holy shit straight for the neck that cat doesnt fuck around

Can't abide by a numale owner
What's wrong with a faggot brother?

seriously lol i make 45k a year and i can afford to give that or more

what GPU?

I got a Nintendo switch.
It's incredibly fun to play with friends and really portable. one might give me crap for it being underpowered and all, but it's a ton of fun and Zelda is one of the best games I've ever played.

Czechem

Not him but in same situation.
My parents really don't want to hear from me,basically we are more of an acquaintances at this point than blood.

holy shit that made me laugh so hard

i got a new lcd+digitizer for my surface and a bluetooth type cover

>goes straight for the jugular
Cats dont like soy boys

Cats are foreign migrants, they are of african origin stop using these things as pets and put them down

Nice quads, brother.

wtf I love cats now

based kot

Jumper and some socks

t. Adult

Fuck, wasted em

evga 1070ti
Used to have two 560tis back in the day because they were cheap and I bought one like a year after the other.

new pc
vacuum cleaner
oculus
fitbit

and some other stuff

My fathers gave me this. I wonder where they got it because it was discontinued 7 years ago. I can't use it because I don't have r30/r40 sockets, a trip to homedepot can solve that.

Some clothes, a book and a nicely cooked Christmas dinner because I'm not a manchild

>I only accept mature presents for mature people like me

I was a good boy so I got a Note 8, X1 Yoghurt, Gear Fit2 and some HF5s.

What the hell is wrong with that cat. Why would it attack you directly on your throat? Why would anyone keep such a piece of shit as a pet?

>not wanting a manchild remover as a pet
Good kitty.

I bought a vacuum cleaner.

Imagine you are a cat, and you see your owner sperging out while tearing paper from a box.

Nothing because I make more than anyone in my family.

Impact driver and drill from Hitachi plus loads of bits to match.

You and I both know you got a personal prostate massager.

Daddy gang daddy gang daddy gang daddy gang daddy gang
spent princess points on a new keyboard and a collar
my daddy love holding me

Can you be THAT poor?

I started lifting last month and my brother got me protein bars.
>tfw christmas isn't the toy shower it used to be anymore

But you're a guy though.

>protein bars
lel might as well throw them in the toilet

Imagine being a grown adult and still having your parents buy you your toys.

Huh???

hi varg

Mostly got stuff for my new condo I'll be moving into soon. Not much technology, but I did get a new toaster over!

I said that you're a guy. No princess points.

No I'm a girl, daddy gives me princess points

The dream

b a s e d kot remover of manchildren

>Why would it attack you directly on your throat?
Because his owner would clearly be better off dead than leading this miserable soychild existence.

i smiled exactly at this moment

Cheap Kingston 240 GiB SSD. My first SSD.

1) CPU delidding device
2) Portable HDD crasher
3) Keyboard key remover

He's just pretending, right?

>2) Portable HDD crasher
Do you break enough HDDs to make it worth it?

I got a fucking bowl. Not even a decent one. Last one I had was Italian ceramic from like 70 years ago in a real sexy grass green, this one's black and heavy. Fucking family, I swear.

Cats are know to be aggressive towards avid soy connoisseurs.

Soldering iron, one of those electrical muscle things and none other than GTA SA for the PlayStation 2

some bluetooth headphones, and yeah that's the only bit of tech i actually use. i got a bluetooth speaker but i haven't even opened it yet.

What headphones?

Brother got one, Mario Odyssey is probably the best game ever made.

I make 86k a year so I decided to spend $40 on my brother instead of the $20 I did growing up

Got that one too hehe. Zelda and Odyssey are must haves

I wish that was the case :(

An amazon gift card i spent on a 500 gb 850 evo.

Thinkpad t420.

That's nice

Oh yeah, you're set for 1080p, a 1070Ti is overkill at that point, I'd say.

Why did this post make me laugh so much

Got myself a 27" UHD monitor, not because it is Christmas, but because I only started working recently, so I could only afford it now.

The cat attacked because the owner was spazzing out, and it attacked his neck because it's not stupid enough to go for his arms or legs and get killed.

>shaking ps4 with hdd in it
good I hate people

Got a T520, and a clock, p good Christmas desu.

fiio btr1

botnet

Philips hue and google home

>CPU delidding device
lmaoing@urgoylyfe

>Why would it attack you directly on your throat?
This cat has been trained to look after people suffering from seizures, by removing unnecessary blood flow to the brain.

i thought those were those electric shock nipple clamps lmao

everyone who has a cat as a pet complains about how evil they are
its kind of funny but also totally their own fault that they attempt to kill their owners

Cat is a outdoor pet.
Give it a box and a pal to keep each other warm they will be happy forever.
Keep it closed in an apartment and it will kill you.

>CPU delidding device

sony wh 1000xm2 noise cancelling bluetooth earphones
a dell latitude 7480 with a 1080P Ips display, Thunderbolt 3, core i7, 16GB DDR4 (in one slot, support up to 32GB can be added later), 512GB M.2 SSD

raspi 3 for NES/SNES emulation with the appropriate accessories

>everyone who has a cat as a pet complains about how evil they are
just female cats, they are literal whores

neutered male cats are chill asf; but you probably already understand that since you are more chill since getting your balls removed

Yeah, he totally can, because I'm actually poor and if wanted to, even I could do that.

I'm guessing you're just an under 25/NEET and have no concept of what things that aren't consumer toys actually cost.

>iPhone
>not a consumer toy

>reading comprehension
>you

my mom gave me an iphone 8 plus.

i received absolutely nothing. Santa missed my house. I wanted a 4tb slim usb 3 portable backup drive.

Just buy it yourself lol

user, others might tell you to kill yourself, but please don't. After New Years, then you should begin chancing your life for the better. Become /fit/, educate yourself and get a job/get a better job. Then you might find some meaning in your existence. Your words gave me a flashback to my own past.

Simply money to buy my own shit.

a desktop

>get a job
Not him, but job only makes it worse.

Noice. It's a good phone.
Ahhh dang mate. I picked on up earlier and it's pretty good. They aren't that expensive you know.

Nothing, but I bought Merino wool socks and a scarf.