Buy us a coffee

>buy us a coffee

>not making your own coffee

>implying I'm going to cuck myself out of 3-4 USD so that you can fund your drug addiction

>No, I am implying you are an idiot

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Why are white people obsessed with coffee?

>Did you just assume my skin color?

Why do black people commit 90% of all crime?

kys frogposter

Because sometimes we actually do work.

redpill me on coffee vs tea

Everybody started drinking "coffee" when Starbucks started popping back in 2012.

>OMG I can't make it through the day without muh beanz
>can't drink coffee without milk, caramel, ice and a touch of cinnamon

Tea is better, if you don't already drink coffee.

Both are enjoyable, friend. I like taking coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon.

> coffee hysteria started in 2012
You have to be 18 to post here.

>taking coffee
Most of us just drink it.
You must be one of those sophisticated people

I've only drank shitty instant coffee to help me wake up in the morning.
What should I do if I want a more palatable caffeine fix? I don't know much about real coffee or tea

Just buy a black coffee somewhere where they grind the beans on the spot. You probably won't like it at first though.

see

Normalfaggots act like their entire existence solely depends on muh coffee, while in reality they're addicted to starbucks' liquid diabetes with shit load of sugar and cancer inducing garbage. And some of them think they're not getting enough geek brownie points so they go even further and drink lots homemade coffee and get addicted to it, fuck up their mental health and act like utter retards.

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Step 1: buy some of this shit right here
Step 2: there is no fucking step 2, you already have the best coffee there is

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> actually drinking coffee and ruining your teeth
> not popping caffeine pills
Lmao

Oh sweetie.

Lots of good coffee around, as a Portlander I like Stumptown, but even McDonald's serves a good cup and it's only $1.

White people actually do work. Shocking.

Lemme guess
>Skinny jeans
>Meaningless cartoon tattoos
> Shaven sides and a big quiff on top
> Beard and waxed moustache
>Gauges
>IQ of less than 100

Yes?

I would still prefer his coffee over that other garbage though.

I like my coffee black, like my prisons.

Nice bong.

Pour over is unironically delicious.

Who are you quoting?

Healthy too (paper filter removes the fat)

It impresses women also.

He quoted you from the future.

whites don't get caught

why are you obsessed with white people?

The Virgin Tea Leaf
THE CHAD COFFEE BEAN

Fake news

>women love poverty
Kek

You shouldn't be thinking of ways to impress a whore when thinking of how to make coffee anyway. A real man does what he does because he wants to do it the way he does it, not to impress random sluts.

See

Reminder that Hispanics are counted in the "White" category in the USA.

But prisons are concrete grey.

Tea is better but less caffeine

>How to bait Sup Forums 101
>Criticize white people even if its satirical / bait post

Your doing gods work son.

>ugh, mom I hate these casuals so much
>I really dislike anyone who uses words I don't like
>look at all these normees, god
>see mom, these people aren't as underground as I am
>btw did you dry clean my other fedora? I need it for a picture I'm taking

Acually the whitest people on the planet (Anglos) prefer tea to coffee. It's only Meds, Nordicks, and Amerimutts (none of whom are white) that drink beans.

per capita fucking retard, niggers (young black males) make up 2-3% of the population

>I was just pretending to be retarded
oh okay

No one mentioned per capita though, you illiterate amerimutt.

>90% per capita

How does that work then?

I unironically love framing consumer purchases in relation to other popular purchases. It makes them realize they should be paying for things they use a heck of a lot instead of getting everything free (and therefore being farmed out through ads or dealing with inferior garbage).

>How does that work then?
60% of the time it works every time.

Sheltered white retards BTFO

>a thread about coffee turns into a Sup Forums shitfest about race

So this is Sup Forums's "weaponised autism" I keep hearing about.............

If you don't have a cup of each daily, you're not living TBQH.
Personally a huge fan of the morning cuppa joe + afternoon green tea. But the morning black tea + afternoon espresso is also a tight one.

This

Only thick ones that are only suited to meaningless shagging.

this also works with the top of a 2 liter soda bottle

>Being this fucking new

> sees manly coffee, proceeds to link sissy coffee

>23 dollars a bag
I like a good coffee. But is it really worth 23 dollars?

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Of course not, it's just marketing.

The English conquered the world, fueled by tea.

>Paying more that $2 for black bean water and milk
Somebodys getting cucked

I really like good coffee. I was hoping to be sold on it honestly.

Have you never been to other continents? Africa is the only continent I've never been to, but in all the others, every race enjoys coffee.

No they didn't.

They conquered the world before they had access to large quantities of tea.

Once they got large scale tea production they soon became beta faggots and their empire collapsed.

>I really like good coffee.

Then go to your local roaster and buy some.

There is no magic bean that is somehow superior to all other beans.

Africans don't like coffee.
They grow loads of it in Eastern Africa but they won't touch it themselves.

I don't think Asians are big on Coffee either, nor Indians.
And Australians only drink instant.

>Africans don't like coffee.
Somalians aren't african?

>Local roaster
Unfortunately I have nothing like that.

Pleb.
Superior technology coming through!

>coffee
kind of sad how these people think they're not addicted

A cup a day isn't addiction.

>the english were beta cucks in the 19th century
They may have become conceited bastards by that point, but hardly beta cucks.

I actually find I get my caffeine fix more satisfied by tea than by coffee. If you want some relatively coffee-like tea, try Japanese houjicha, which is roasted.

*Unzips dick*

have you hipster faggots even _heard_ of testosterone?

damn insecure af

I use an automatic machine
It makes coffee

>jannies are asleep, post some intensely stupid shit with facebook frogs