2018

>2018
>2035 is now closer than 2000

What will technology be like in 2035 Sup Forums?

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About the same

stagnant overpriced and controlling

Everything is cloud based and sold as a service. Subscription based too.

>paying for raindrops
lol

Basically the same but you can't block ads.

>implying
ill put tape on my monitor where ads typically show up if the botnet becomes that bad

Still won't be the year of the Linux desktop

VR is okay finally, games will be there. AR will be refined. RAM will reach ddr5, usb-c is the default standard, graphics card with hit the high 20gb, 8k will be released for consumer use and 12k will also be available but insanely expensive. 4k phones will be a thing.

>8k will be released for consumer use
dell.com/en-us/shop/dell-ultrasharp-32-8k-monitor-up3218k/apd/210-alez/monitors-monitor-accessories

8k isn't that expensive today

>4k phones will be a thing
gsmarena.com/sony_xperia_xz_premium-8593.php

already exists

>2018
>2038 is now closer than 2000

What will technology be like in 2038 Sup Forums?

Nothing, but on January 19, 2038 lots of things will break

Yes I know 8k is used by dell but it's the only company offering one model isnt it? And the same with the sony phone.

Total surveillance. Google the highest entity. Identity implants. Pre-crime laws. Audiovisual Restrictions Management.

I PROMISE WE WILL HAVE FLYING CARS THIS TIME

This sounds like it could happen at any moment here in Brazil. Communiggers are seriously talking about taxing wind.

Never sell your freedom.

But why

Why would you ever want flying cars? Make it easier on terrorists?

>privacy invasive
>always on
>fully proprietary
>fully locked down
>no repair possibility
>no extension possibility
>mandatory backdoor
>internet password

>19 January, 2038
>Unix btfo
>world stops functioning
>total societal collapse within three days

>16k resolution 80+ inch transparent TV screens are common in households
>Cardboard-thin transparent smartphones are the norm
>AR/VR is still a dud
>Games look about as good as Avatar but with worse animations
>Many fast food restaurants and stores are (almost) fully automated
>Most cars on the road are still non-self driving
>Vast majority of gaming, general PC usage/smartphone usage is streamed from the cloud
>AI is good enough to hold a convincing conversation for 30 minutes and generate photorealistic videos/porn but nowhere near """singularity""" level
>Internet of Things is finally legit, most new items you purchase are connected to the cloud
>People still die around 80 (RIP Kurzweil)

> phones will be completely free
> all hardware and software will be more secure, faster, more reliable
> hard to imagine what the internet was like before tearing
> ai is practically complete in the most important or useful ways, it is everywhere.
> hacking culture growing more disconnected from popular culture, new humanists against mechanization
> molecular pixels are developed providing image quality indistinguishable from their source at 1:1 ratio
> audio implants are becoming common ; ushering in the realization of cybernetics
> computer core count is in the tens of thousands and fiber is becoming the new default bus medium between components and in microprocessors and memory. arm/risc is the leading architecture everywhere. x86 and amd64 is basically dead.
> quantum computation is becoming common in most large organizations that deal with a lot of data, a lot of new program
> everything has an ad on it

People born in 2017 will be able to post on Sup Forums

Get to a library and look for books of the 70s that predicted how the world would be in the year 2000. If I have some time I take a photo to you of one I have.

>tfw Sup Forums as a service (4chaaS)

But user, we need to protect our internal market, what if some american company comes selling winds of higher quality?

I'll still with my thinkpad 420

The only good thing i see comming in the future is damn good damn cheap laser projectors ... and maybe some fully open systems using RISC V... and possibly ubiquitous low earth orbit spacex broadband


everything else will be just more refined and slightly expanded expensive cpus and storage... OS's will be botnetted to fuck

>tfw Sup Forums as a service (4chaaS)

Billed in kiloshitposts per second

everything will be run from the cloud, you will need biometric ID to even use """your""" always-on, always-online botnet device which will be the only device you need, but don't worry it won't be issued by the government you'll still be """free""" to choose to pay a monthly fee for botnet flavor A or botnet flavor B

by 2035 we may get thumbnails in the filer picker

kek

Tall chips.
Very tall chips.

>2015 ended more than 31.622.400 seconds ago

Stop spoiling 2018. I'm still on 2017

Google have full controls of internet, Chrome is only legal browser while all decentralise internet is banned by govt'.

Programs will be too complex for any human to reason about it as they will be built by other programs. Because 90% of what we do is predictable, the software will be able to predict exactly what we want, learning from our style. Homes will be a unix user directory. This predictive software will have all your lifestyle defaults stored, so you just walk into a new small apartment you rent in the sky and it is reconfigured immediately to your preferences.

The Biotech revolution will be in full swing, the new big marketplace will be trading our genes and selling experiences, SimStim where you can live vicariously through somebody else's recorded experience replayed in your own mind. That's how pornography will evolve, you will be in the porn instead of watching it. It's just sensory input, cloned/recorded and reinterpreted. There will be Biotech patent wars, people fighting to control genes or sensory signatures.

Pre-Stone Age level. After the nuclear war and winter, there won't be much of anything left.

>it has been for the past six months

2000 honestly feels far away, now. The 90s in general seems like it was decades ago -- and it really was, at this point.

This is the scariest thing in this thread.

[citation needed]

we will have gone beyond Moore's law, transistor density will be at its limit.

things will either be entirely GPU-based or we will see some kind of new architecture compared to what we're used to with CPUs.

We already have pajeets and underages posting here so not much is going to change.

2018: iPhone X2 is released and people actually buy it. Manufacturers just stopped trying.
2023: Earth's orbit has a small change.
2028: A new source of energy is discovered.
2033: The sea level keeps increasing.
2043: Europe's leaders are mostly Muslim.
2046: Human organs can now be mass produced. The exchange of old organs for brand new ones becomes a trend
2066: The Muslim occupied Vatican is attacked by the US.
2100: Man-made small sun lights up the other side of Earth. Sleep can be simulated with drugs and most poor people don't sleep everyday.
2125: First alien signals are received in Hungary.
2170: World-wide drought devastates Earth.
2183: Mar's first human colony demands independence.
2221: Something horrifying is discovered in the search of extraterrestrial life.
2296: Old satellites and space stations fall on Earth due to a solar storm.
2341: Something terrible approaches from space, governments hide it.
2371: A great famine sparks chaos all over the world.
3797: After years of drought, famine and war Earth is a resourceless husk and the surviving humans leave.
3803: The new planet has very few inhabitants, contact is minimal between the small groups of people.
3805: Small wars for resources end the life of half the remaining humans.
3874: Humans start noticing mutations due to the new environment. Brains develop with less emotional attachment.
4308: A real panacea is discovered, health no longer an issue in people's life.
4599: The panacea is refined to stop the oxidation of human cells, most people live until they decide to die.
5076: The Universe's boundaries are reached, nobody know what to expect.
5078: Scientists decide to go over the boundaries but most people disagree.
5079: Apple apologizes for making their old phones slower deliberately to increase sales and Nokia sells their child prostitution business to start manufacturing legit phones like the 6300 again.
5080: The Universe ends.
5081: HL3 released for the Holidays.

>le mooslim invashun

>earth orbit
What?

>it's 2035
>global economy collapse and war makes everyone poor
You will be put to FEMA camps like the cattle you are.
And there will be no internet or video games there.

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.

30K smartphone screens
i7s with 5% IPC improvements
AMD will still release unfinished products
Nvidia still won't support Async
AMD trying to make 100 core CPUs with 10,000Watt TDPs
No technology is available for purchase, everyrhing is subscription based

There won't be any technology left because if that buffoon trump. He will start wwIII in the next few years with Russia to cover up his illegal dealings and to keep people willing to accept his fascist islamophobic government.

mechanical

1366x768 is still around and still is the defacto resolution for budget laptops.

RAM prices have quadruplicated due to Chinese price fixings.

Batteries still suck.

Not gonna happen. Adblockers, anti-adblockers, anti-anti-adblockers, etc are a perpetual arms race.

Stop false flagging Sup Forums. You're so transparent.

>Chinese
They're South Koreans

It won't be like ghost in the shell unfortunately.
>tfw no sexy cyborgs to cum inside

RGB gaming underpants

No matter how hard people work against it, sexbots are going to be a thing, so at least we'll have that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
are you dumb or something
simply google it

2 or 30 years till SUPERPOWER

>32bit systems

Hurr there wont be more until 2035

yes ddr5 in 15 years.

graphics cards will be 256gb by then. look at 15 years ago and dream bigger fag

By then my genetically engineered super catgirls will have reached maturity at which time their latent WMA capabilities will awaken and I will take over the entire planet, with the sole law that everyone must procreate with my genetically superior catgirls for the future of the entire evolutionary line.

Born too late to explore new continents
Born too soon to explore the universe
Born just in time to experience the world changing almost entirely by an ever increasing level of technology

You forgot 2022. Just keeping you honest. I still breathe 1976. Fruggets surround me.

>5080: The Universe ends.
That's a petty. It would only be 11000 years.

>What will technology be like in 2035 Sup Forums?

A bank may finally fucking transfer funds instantly all across the world and not be delayed by retarded pointless shit like a fucking bank holiday when all the systems are automated anyway. Fucking fuck cunts, I should have cashed out today but I have to wait until tomorrow. Banking is the biggest fucking laggard in the tech world, which is funny given that it should be the most technologically advanced due to it running the whole world. My shitcoins are transferred and confirmed in minutes, 24/7. Banks need to step up.

Hello, sweetie.

...

i dont know about technology but everything else will probably be much worse as the time passes on, just like every year recently in my life seem to be worse and worse

If that happens I'll quit the internet.

Having a sex robot will be as common as having a fleshlight.

But the xbox one came out years ago

1366x768 laptops

unironically this

I told my friends I had a fleshlight. I lost most of them since then

but all that is now

The same difference there was between now and 2000
Incredibly better tech, but life feel kinda the same, and more overpopulation

Also more political radicalisation imo

same

these retarded "upper cities" designs trigger me

There's no way that could hold up, no urban planning would allow such a shit view, and no single party will own most of a cities surface so as to make that even thinkable

look at this nigga still using 1366x768, we 1536x864 now

The internet and communications in general are going to be shit.
AI will make shill so prevalent that the whole system will be re-thought.
People will increasingly feel the need to verify a lot of the interaction is with actual humans.

It's gonna be fucking weird. I cannot possibly imagine how it's going to turn out, but I'm sure there will be a lot of political and even popular pressure to adress the "AI passing as human online" issue


>ai is practically complete
wtf does "complete" mean?
I think you mean "passable for human, and can do most shit", but it will never be "complete"

>5081: HL3 released for the Holidays.
>"le HL3 takes a long tiem" meme
This meme is more unfunny than the times the Erath will orbit the sun before HL3 get out, fuck me, I want a HL3 ffs

>he doesn't know it has already been confirmed by the author to never come out

Hormone therapy, robotic implants, trans ops, etc, are going to be sublime

By that time, everyone who is now ten yo and taking hormones is going to be a 100% indistinguishable from a 28 yo hot woman, due to being bombarded with more hormones than a chicken during puberty.
In a crowded city, you come across hundreds of traps without knowing, and probably get some surprises.

I unironically believe people will start (or at least start developing) catgirl tails and fur transplants.

Hormones will be so common you can get good quality in the black market, and some abusive parents will feed their children (both male and female) until they are living perfect sextoys, for profit and personal pleasure.

These will be 17yo smoking hot breeding material.


Let's not even start with sexbots, hybrids, animals, etc


tl;dr:
>scared, but also an erection

Why Jan 19? Is this a 32bit thing?

End of unixtime, I would assume. Aka Sup Forums image filenames.

That's when the seconds since 1970 will tick back over to 0000000000000000000. It's Y2K all over again.

Holy shit, I can retire from work in 2032.

why ?

I feel like tech hasn't evovled much at all since 2012.

name?

Boku no Pico

I really hasn't compared to say the 90s

UMA