2018

>2018
>i am still a virgin

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Call an escort service faggot

>2018
>still thinking with your kidpenis

kill yourself faggot

no

>2018
>have all year to get some

pro-tip: sex is over-rated

Virginstall gentoo

>only have 364 days left to get pussy

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>slavic "alt reich" marketers on g
what does he mean by this?

how old are you?

>2018
>wizard

>pro-tip: sex is over-rated
Sex is like food: It can be good, bad, or meh. Your hunger/libido can change your perception of food/sex.

Yes

Why do Americans always have to relate food to everything?

Because all americans can do is put things in their mouthes, eg. food and gay cocks

I am not American. Do you have an inferiority complex with regards to Americans?

Not technology related.

This. Sex is basically masturbation, except you're sharing it with another person. When you're done, you get that feeling of disgust and regret. Just like you do jacking off, but 100x worse.

Making love is a deep and beautiful thing that requires a mutual understanding between you and your partner. By the time you get to that point in a relationship though, you're in too deep.

tldr; sex isn't worth it. If anything, being in a relationship will be more likely to leave you with blue balls than living the bachelor life.

Get out

Fuck off starch shirt

Christian indoctrination at its finest. Someone should nuke your shitty 3rd world country.

>Why do Americans always have to relate food to everything?

>uguu kawaii waifu shit
You leave too

anime website

>When you're done, you get that feeling of disgust and regret.
>disgust and regret
This is such an unhealthy view. Maybe you should not get into regretful relationships with disgusting people?

>2017
>Give up on my moral standards and set up a Tinder and keep on that shit all year
>Also learned the powers of butter and doing kegels
>2018
>Already been with two chicks shooting for a threesome scene I put together off fetlife. And gonna fuck em again here later for another.

containment board.

Nah. Probably /r9k/ leaking again, instead of a practitioner of a Middle Eastern death cult based on the state of this board

If you're using intel, you would've been raped at least 2x in the past couple of months. You're not a vir/g/in anymore.

>being sad about having wizard powers

What?

>Maybe you should not get into regretful relationships with disgusting people?
Once you get into a serious relationship, you start to know the person for who they really are. Just about every serious relationship I've had has been with a woman putting on an act. Society as a whole is disgusting. I regret ever sinking time into a long term relationship.

butter?

>Implying Sup Forums is a containment board
>Implying Sup Forums isn't a containment board for all you r/t_d faggots, the Shareblue shills and /leftypol/ faggots that joined here in the past year

Why is this thread still up is the real question

Damn dude you really sound like a pathetic loser

All you know about me is that I find sex and long term relationships to be overrated.
>self worth is based on how many women he's bedded
>I'm pathetic because I no longer feel the need to tie myself down into a long term relationship

It's for training your ability to last when your fucking. inb4 lube, when you're sexercising butter has a low cost ratio to lube
>Get your hands greased up and beat yourself till yourself silly.
>When you feel yourself getting close, slow down and and try to hold out until you outright have to stop.
>Repeat
It's good for getting dick strength and really helps with identifying which muscles to do kegels with.

yeah, yeah, I know Sup Forums was created as moots anime shitposting site. Stop pretending to be an old fag.

Once you stop being a faggot and going to a site centered about what you don't like and actively complaining about it.

all I did was make a joke about Sup Forums being a containment board and you start claiming I use Sup Forums
stop crying faggot.

Sex isn't particularly good on its own. What makes it good is the person you're with. As in, sex is icing on the cake. Don't think "I need to get laid", think "I'm looking for someone I love". It's easier to find someone you can get along with and then end up having sex with them than it is to just find someone to fuck. Even the neckiest of beards can find a girl who works great with them. Good luck user.

Sex isn't necessary but human contact is. We all need someone to cuddle.

> Even the neckiest of beards can find a girl who works great with them

How do I meet girls as a NEET

you dont
only way to have a gf and be a neet is to get a really stupid or ugly gf before you are a neet then quit your job/drop out of school.

I'm a literal kissless handholdless 29 year old virgin and I lost all my interest in women.

are you danceless and hugeless?

>overrated
>disgusting and regretful
Perhaps what you meant to say was: "Modern Western-style relationships are unfulfilling".

Anyway, best of luck to you. May you find someone who is not disgusting.

Stop being NEET.
>but-
No buts.

What is this literal /r9k/ frogthread doing on Sup Forums?

Yes

> 25
> never had gf
> virgin

Same.

If I wanted to fuck a prostitute I could, there is a big red light district not too far away.
But I would rather kill myself then do that, it doesn't solve my crippling loneliness.

oh...

Great technology thread lad

Guess I'll keep practicing until I get hired

This is actually tech related.

Not really worse than humble brag resume thread

Our virtual life is technology.
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>This method of providing the full address space by using a combination of RAM memory and the hard disk is called virtual memory. The word virtual means "appearing to exist, but not really there." Some computer geeks have a virtual social life.

Have you hugged a girl?