IT'S OVER INTEL

IT'S OVER INTEL
WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

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Intel is better even with a 90% slowdown.

Keep telling your self that jewtel shill

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY MARKET SHARE!

DONT DO IT BRIAN KRZANICH

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW 30% OF PERFORMANCE IS EVIL

The bug allows VMs to communicate with each other. If you don't use VMs this doesn't affect you at all.

*inhales*
goy

>incel actually believes this
there's more to it than that, if you've been closely reading the threads these past few hours. it will hit servers, so if you play online gaymes, then you are affected.

It's worse than that, but that is bad enough.

X D

It allows reading kernel memory. This totally affects you unless you use your PC as a paperweight only.

IT SEEMS IN YOUR SECURITY FLAW, YOU KILLED THEM

In my opinion I have the high ground

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Well, this is an appropriate meme, because ken-obi/AMD went to hide in irrelevance for 20 years while anakin/Intel reigned supreme over an empire.

Nice high ground bro

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It's the chinks

>taking (((steam))) hardware survey seriously

pubg launched in china, now chinese is the most spoken language on steam.

All I can see is that intel will probably launch literally another CPU in with a "fix" so it doesn't lose performance.

Didn't they fucking launch 3 architectures and fuck their users in the ass in literally 8 months after ryzen launch?
Get ready to buy a new mobo and cpu boys.

I know Eastern Europe is known for shortages, but they did seriously have a terrible shortage of vowels when they were coming up with their family names.

It actually affects nearly everyone because this is a massive security breach. lrn2security

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Ok now I'm convinced This is a giant AMD false flag.
Suddenly Intel will lose 30% performance AMD unaffected.
Then suddenly, Nvidia will take a hot but AMD is unaffected.

You have to enable PTI for ALL PROCESSES in order to workaround the bug, you faggot.

Can't believe AMD is having the last laugh

>still stuck on Haswell i3
>going to lose 30% of my already meager performance

I want a superpowerful chip that only works offline, please, thank you.
>connecting your computor to the internet in the first place
Might as well stick your dick in every crackwhore.

>You will never touch Lisa Su's "beautiful rack"

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>tfw no chinese butch lesbian gf

i wanna cum on that rack

it's pretty scary because it's true
they hold all datacenters by the balls because most programs are made almost only for intel
they will just buy another shitload of cpus from intel because muh stability

fuck off mobileposter

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMD

Does this affect my old as fug i7 920? I doubt so I'm fine.
Will continue being a smug NEET with an overclocked housefire

It does.
Far more than the newer CPUs

Where were you when Brian was JUSTed

The memes have gained sentience, they're writing themselves now!

Does it affect it considering I'm never patching anything because I'm using an old as fuck system with a pirated windows?

Apparently it goes back to nehalem so most likely yes.

DONT TRY IT.

>Haha fags, I don't have any performance loss because I leave my system vulnerable on purpose
t.you

the average IQ of a typical Sup Forums shitposter is outstandingly low.

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>Implying any haxxor would want to hack my animu.
I don't even have bitcoins my dude, all I got is doujins from sadpanda and pirated vidyia and movies.
Stay mad bitches.

>implying haxxors want files on your computer
>implying your PC isn't going to turn into a chink bitcoin mining farm
>implying "any process can access kernel memory for any other process" is fine

>mfw just built all-out Threadripper 1950x

Could anyone please explain wtf is going on with intel? what's the bug? How does it affect users?

kek

>Implying anyone want to use my gtx 550 to mine shit.
An iphone 8 probably is more powerful than it.

Just accept that I won, user.
You can't defeat the poorfag NEET masterrace.

It royally fucks you in the ass. Can execute code directly on the CPU through Javascript, even without admin permissions or root access.
There's a reason the entire kernel dev teams for both Windows and Linux were pulled all at the same time and there's such an uproar. This is fucking huge. This isn't an obscure security issue that can only be triggered under specific conditions and never actually happens. This is the real fucking deal. And you bet your ass is going to get ravaged if you don't get the security fix.

S-SHUT U-UP!

It doesn't, AMD shills are blowing this way out of proportion. It's literally nothing that only seriously affects VPS providers and just because an early software patch affects performance by a little bit doesn't mean they won't find a workaround that doesn't hit performance. Sage, hide and report these threads.

Modern pipelined CPUs not only pre-fetch cache, but pre-process code. Intel fucked up how their predictor works, and it can pre-run code it shouldn't.

>implying chinks care if your hardware is good enough or not
They'll take it. Your 5 cents an hour is still better than 0 cents an hour. And in a botnet of thousands, it all adds up. They don't give a fuck, they'll use your shitty GTX550 and your i3 520 to get their pennies, and burn down your house in the process if they have to.

Intel CPUs allow any process to access kernel memory from any other process. You can literally have javascript inside of a VM BTFO your whole system. Patching it in software will reduce performance 5-30%. Good thing intel paid off Microsoft and Linux devs to apply the software patch to AMD systems too even though AMD CPUs don't have the hardware problem.

That's already lined up to be removed in a future patch after the initial one. Wasn't initially included because it wasn't reported on time that AMD was unaffected. It'll be patched shortly after, and both updates will likely be pushed at the same time for everyone.

>AMD CPUs don't have the hardware problem
Just because we haven't found a way to exploit it on AMD CPUs yet doesn't mean they don't have a problem, dumbfuck.

time to jump to amd

>BEING THIS RETARDED
its already confirmed AMD doesn't have this problem.

Only chink LINUX and Windows faggots are affected.

All hail Unix masterrace!

Prove it.
PROTIP: you can't because you can't prove a negative.

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whatever

Burden of proof fallacy. The person making a claim (AMD has this problem too) has to be able to prove it. If there is no evidence of a problem with AMD you can't demand the person you are arguing with PROVE there is no problem.

>run vm to be safe
>javascript on it still bricks your computer
fug :DDDDD

Actually one of the selling points of AMD cpus is that it has two different security checks for this.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

what are you CPU GEEKS talking about ?
what happend to Intel ?

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!

Linux was never fully affected.
KASLR has been in the kernel for multiple releases now which mitigated it by randomizing kernel adress space locaion in memory.

KAISER which is what the patch is that makes it immune to these exploits.

PTI is not yet integrated into windows or mac.

I want to insert my flash drive in those racks

>Can execute code directly on the CPU through Javascript, even without admin permissions or root access.
Provide citation. From what I've seen, it "only" means that processes already running native code can read kernel memory. Bad, for sure, but very far from root-access-through-unauthenticated-javascript bad.

chink scam

Also applies to

WE ARE SO FUCKED

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And by "from what I can see", I refer to the description in , which also seems to be verified by AMD's patch to re-disable PTI for their processors.

François Piednoël status? JUST

You mean Shintel?

Mommy su always looks so smug.

CPU DUMP CACHE AND RELOAD BEFORE IPC!
>it only affects VMs

And all these "3 architectures" are fucked. As I read on some reliable Sup Forums post, this is design flaw, which can't be fixed with software. Intel has to design new CPU. Which won't happen soon.

Thanks for the (you)'s boys.