cnbc.com
bloomberg.com
telegraph.co.uk
theverge.com
Mainstream news are finally reporting it
Christopher Lee
Other urls found in this thread:
reuters.com
theguardian.com
techpowerup.com
lkml.org
bbc.co.uk
theregister.co.uk
cnbc.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
Wyatt Walker
WEW
Jack White
Remember that dude in the threads last night saying he wouldn't believe it until mainstream sources reported?
AHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
Ethan Gray
Kek, even better than expected. This is another example of a public relations department operating with the elegance of a crack whore. Instead of clearing this up the self they have it leak via kernel hotfix patchnotes, analyzed by autists on a Bhutanese woodcarving forum and spread all over the news by journalists that didn't know their macbook had a CPU until they googled what it was. This is worse than united knocking that gook out and saying it was the right thing to do.
The performance hit won't even be that much of a problem for normal users, but now the normies will be pissed off too. In addition to the server landscape that is in well founded fury over pretty much all their x86 infrastructure getting fucked.
Lincoln Walker
> a Bhutanese woodcarving forum
Kekis maximus. True though.
Hey g what about all those legacy Linux systems winxp systems and embedded crap? It's all fucked now right? Who the fuck is suing who over this crap storm?
Lol! Btfo . Yay.
Asher Richardson
>The performance hit won't even be that much of a problem for normal users
Normal users are heavily reliant on The Cloud™, though.
Juan Butler
sure, but they're not the ones that have to patch its infrastructure and keep it running/get it running again. The downtime will be expensive and in addition to that many companies will have problems to get their dev teams that haven't managed to push out an up to date piece of software for half a decade to produce something that works with the updated kernel
Ryan Ross
Which means regular users are going to have to deal with a significant slow down after the patching is done. Unless Amazon and Google have 30+% percent extra CPU power just sitting around.
Jackson Sanders
He ded?
Connor Martinez
we don't know how much on an impact it will have on different applications. The double digits we've seen in some benchmarks better be outliers or lawyers will have a field day with intel. Well, they'll do that anyways i guess.
Of all the shit intel has to care about right now netflix being a bit slower surely isn't one of their top priorities. This will hit database applications and other I/O heavy stuff the hardest. Normies hardly interact with shit related to that.
Anthony Cook
>Hey g what about all those legacy Linux systems winxp systems and embedded crap? It's all fucked now right?
Yes, but it was already fucked.
Ayden Smith
Legacy Linux is supported through LTS kernels and anyone can backport the fixes to even older releases if necessary. Winders is completely on its own
Aiden Carter
>The performance hit won't even be that much of a problem for normal users
>windows is supposed to take the biggest hit
>normies use windows
>somewhat won't be a problem
>even when the servers they use for streaming, gaming and all will take the hit
Nigga pay attention.
Henry Young
>windows is supposed to take the biggest hit
citation needed
Mason Barnes
In terms of games Directx has a lot more systemcalls than both Opengl and Vulkan, most of the games use Directx.
Brandon Wright
RIP in Peace.
Jonathan Johnson
which is still nothing to typically I/O limited database and networking tasks
Mason Gonzalez
I recall Sup Forums saying for years that x86 is insecure. Why is this news?
Jacob Fisher
Because now ALL Intel processors for the last decade will be slowed down by 30%.
Juan Carter
Does that include my old i7-930? Should've never upgraded desu.
Joseph Powell
More:
reuters.com
theguardian.com
AMD shares are up 7 percent, Intel is down 3 percent.
Thomas Wright
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
Jose Green
I have a skylake 6600 how fucked am I? AMD GPU can't remember the model
Jayden Ross
Wyatt Reed
very fucked, time to buy next gen ryzen in a month
Jaxson Long
brainlet
Gabriel Cooper
Josiah Rogers
Citation needed
William Barnes
Tfw face when rip in peace
Levi White
Does this mean that AMD have won the CPU war?
I'm still using a 10 year old Core2Duo and I'm planning on upgrading this year, what CPU should I get?
Grayson Jackson
Colton Brown
Second gen ryzen later next month
John Bell
TUMBLING
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Guys, I have a problem.
My toilet stopped working, and I don't know whats wrong with it, it just won't fill up with water anymore. So I've been shitting and pissing in it hoping it would start working again or I could like pour hot water in it, but that hasn't worked.
Now, a week later, my toilet it full to the brim shit and toilet paper and I'm too embarrassed to call a plumber.
What do I do? Scoop it out in buckets? Where do I put it?
Noah Hall
ur fukt m8
Jaxon Scott
Which takes a performance hit.
Have you not seen the test notes linked in prior threads? I/O pushes slow down a fuck load.
Mason Sanders
>mfw I bought a truckload of AMD stock two weeks ago
what a great way to start the new year
Blake Sanders
>30% degradation.
The real number is probably closer to 50%.
David Thompson
Every "i#-####" chip is effected, i3, i5, i7, i9, Xeons; any chip since Westmere for certain.
Possibly older chips if they shared the same faulty component in their design.
Lincoln Jones
Good job frog - o
Joseph Evans
Are AMD prices going to skyrocket?
Levi Martinez
This happened to my next door neighbour, he called a guy to clean the blockage, pretending that it was just backed up sewage.
Brayden Thomas
Well I guess they'll need to by 30% more intel servers goy
Dominic Jones
cnbc.com
>The analyst notes the company's liability will likely be larger than the $475 million charge for the Pentium FDIV bug in 1994 and the $700 million charge for the Cougar Point chipset problem in 2011.
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Elijah Flores
>Bernstein.
Oyyy Veyyy
Jonathan Russell
...
David Myers
IT KEEPS FALLING
Cooper Reyes
DELET THIS NOOOOOOOO
Oliver Lee
Actually, for non-PCID Skylake it's 63%. Not even kidding: twitter.com
John Wilson
Will Core2Duos be affected too? I mean, even earlier models from 2006/2007 like the E6550
Brandon Williams
STOOOPPPPPPP
Thomas Ortiz
no
Justin Wilson
its just 5% nothing to see
Isaiah Reyes
If you actually know what you're walking about then I have this to say
AHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
G A Y M E R S B T F O
T
F
O
Luke Jenkins
then 3 more today, then 7 more tommorow...
Andrew Sanders
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Camden Watson
It's even worse than we thought
twitter.com
Xavier Brown
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3
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Andrew Wilson
>buying stocks like a cuck
James Turner
DELET
Christian Harris
newfag
Adrian Davis
I want to know this too someone benchmark the new kernal on a core 2 duo libreboot machine. I want to know how bad it is
Logan Phillips
NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT WAS OUR TURN
Elijah Russell
that's probably the funniest thing ive ever seen
Luis Morales
I would like to read a poem
Intel sleeping tight
Doesn't hear the rumblings near
Spread those cheeks my friend
Oliver Garcia
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Levi Nguyen
built a 6600k gayming pc two years ago, am i fugged? it looks like i'm fugged
Aiden Thomas
I just got a 7700k with 1080ti last year
Josiah Morales
Its fine 6% isnt shit user
Elijah Richardson
I don't know if it's true, but some people were saying it goes back to Pentium II
Hudson Turner
>Intel Corporation
Even the stock website is meme arrowing intel
Nolan Smith
It's related to their insecure implementation of speculative execution, so, yes.
Fuck yes!
Jaxon Jackson
its going to go to 8% at the least today screencap this
Mason Torres
it's going to be -400% before the day is up
Michael Diaz
I feel like everyone is ignoring the fact that this patch with the performance hit is a TEMPORARY WORKAROUND, a way to plug up the security vulnerability, until they find something more suitable and reasonable that they'll replace it with. The performance hit will be, at best, like a month, and yet everyone is acting like INTEL IS FINISHED LUL
Literally too big to fail.
Michael Wilson
ITS ACCELERATING
Owen Thomas
this was right
Gavin Kelly
In 1 year intel get ~24,5%, when AMD 4%.
Asher Rivera
EXPONENTIALLY
Cameron Johnson
AMD is almost the same but in the opposite direction
Brayden Phillips
Is it worth it to upgrade from i5-3550 to Ryzen 5 1600? Im a little short on money
Cooper Gomez
Sell more brian
Benjamin Wright
does this mean intel cpus will be cheaper now
finally i can upgrade from my pentium
Zachary Davis
yes but second gen ryzen is pretty close like next month close
Benjamin Myers
>tfw ryzen
Brayden Turner
Should've done it in Black Friday.
1600 was selling for literal peanuts.
Dominic Lopez
Buy AMD stocks now and you'll have enough money to upgrade in a month.
Connor Rogers
I am not normally triggered, but I'm just not taking shit any more. Go fuck a chainsaw
Andrew Phillips
...
Logan Robinson
buy now
Justin Jenkins
top fucking kek
Aaron Baker
Noooooooo
Benjamin Baker
Yeah, it was posted on reddit, too and that's where the mainstream gets its "sources" from.
Adrian Walker
>own intel
>still happy about it
The more intel drops the more money I make.
Jackson Allen
It's funny how in this day and age you don't make it big by being the best. You make it big by having your competitor fuck up spectacularly.
Nathan Cooper
>Shares of AMD were up 8.8 percent Wednesday, while Intel's stock declined more than 4 percent
>Intel shares rose 27 percent in 2017 versus AMD's stock 9 percent decline.
Sooo.. Intel 23% up and AMD 0.2% down
Joshua Wright
buy high sell low
Lincoln Kelly
You are seriously underestimating the abyssal horror that is Excel and Access
Ethan Hernandez
showing up on Yahoo too.
Bentley Brown
This is going absolutely wild.
And that's coming from Intel, that managed to sweep suicidal Atoms under the rug.