There are probably hundreds of black hats, security researchers and letter soup agencies around the world trying to discover the exact vulnerability before it's patched, and some are announcing successful PoCs on Twitter: twitter.com/brainsmoke/status/948561799875502080
If I had a company with sensitive data on a big cloud provider, I'd be shitting my pants right now.
Previous threads:
Noah Murphy
fuck you OP the old thread can still be posted in
Julian Ward
Real talk guys, what kind of impact is this going to have on the economy and essential infrastructure? There was widespread panic over Y2K, now we're looking at potentially above 30% performance drops on every machine that uses intel chips from the last 10 years.
Henry Morris
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Dominic Walker
Holy shit.
Kayden Martinez
It's already patched
Ryan Thomas
Nigger its on page 9
James Morgan
Int*l you mean OP
Jaxson Price
Brainlet here, explain to me what's happening in the pic. Guy is able to pull data from the system kernel?
Oliver Ward
with 30% less performance
Elijah Lee
Time to ride the AMD.
Robert James
It's literally not. AWS and Microsoft Azure reboots haven't happened yet (so they haven't patched secretly on advance), Linux patches aren't finished yet, there's no news of Microsoft being released to regular users.
Jayden Price
STOP POSTING LIES JEW NIGGER SUBHUMAN
Josiah Price
Reminder that anyone who's encrypted their entire computer will have a hell of a slow machine.
Leo Johnson
You can read any location in protected memory if you ask your intel CPU just right
Thomas White
p much
Bentley Richardson
>tfw ALL INTEL CPUs are affected and not just the ones from last decade
Oliver White
It ain't patched yet. Windows definitely isn't done, and the Linux patches are ready but not deployed iirc.
Jaxon Johnson
Long story short it's arbitrary kernel memory read. The significance of this needs a little understanding of OS design. There's two sections of memory: Kernel and User. Kernel is where all the super sensitive EXTREMELY CRITICAL data is kept. Unencrypted data, cleartext passwords, that sort of thing. It handles all the sensitive data so it's extremely restrictive and doesn't let user mode applications in. Like you have a house with a safe in it, the stuff in the kernel is the stuff in the safe, while the stuff outside the safe is user space. It's basically a way of reading what's in the safe without opening it.
Grayson Kelly
Is this a three letter agency backdoor?
Adam Scott
F U C K W I T S U C K W I T S
Ayden Perez
who gives a fuck? it can still be posted in.
Cooper Young
Makes sense. And what prevented this from being discovered years ago? As I had it explained to me the issue is that the system kernel address space is in the same location as the user kernel address space, wasn't this always public knowledge?
Eli Jackson
Shhh
Justin Foster
My current CPU is AMD and has been for 4 years.
Lincoln Barnes
Guys, is Norton sufficient protection or should I install Avast just in case?
Benjamin Jenkins
If not an intentional backdoor from the beginning then probably kept as one, I refuse to believe so many people were so inept as to not discover this for so long.
Levi Edwards
B-but it s-seems like one...
Connor Nelson
even common sense 2018 aint gonna help you
Noah Morris
this is over that. No antivirus can save you
Gabriel Cook
Precisely and something so utterly critical. Well, now we have proof that those three letters are utter criminals.
Jack Mitchell
It doesn't matter. Turning off your computer is the only defense.
Ryan Wilson
There is no protection. That's why this is an intel apocalypse.
Jackson Jackson
Just install an adblocker and disable JavaScript when you browse websites.
Elijah Morgan
Just buy AMD, like I always have, AMD is better.
Hudson Peterson
it doesn't matter its impossible to use this bug in a real world scenario
Daniel Stewart
It's hardware bug, son. No antivirus can save you from it.
Isaac Adams
as if the vulnerability can be exploited over TCP/IP
Thomas Taylor
i got my PC gifted by generous dude from Reddit and it has Intel CPU. what should i do now? will the update come through pacman -Syu or? also updates fail for me on Windows because i disabled all the telemetry shit. how fucked am i?
Brody Wood
Nice Pepe folder, user.
William King
Guys, stop fooling around. Is Kaspersky any good?
Mason Thompson
t. Bugtel
stop
Jordan Diaz
Wouldn't you still need to know the exact memory addresses to be able to make any sense of the data you're pulling? What's the value of querying a random memory block if you don't know what's there?
Jordan Murphy
Until it is, you mean.
Kevin Kelly
:^)
Josiah Robinson
replace the CPU
Leo Martinez
Kaspersky is the best antivirus but this bug is over all that.
Kayden Foster
Nothing is any good against this. Until your kernel is patched, you're open.
Liam Brown
If explotation was impractical, why is there an embargo even on source code comments? How the fuck has Linus allowed such a fundamental change (with big performance degradation to boot) made in weeks in a fucking rc6?
It looks like a panic-fuelled emergency patch, what they're doing only makes sense is the vulnerability severity is 11 out of 10, and that means explotation is feasible.
Josiah Smith
>as if any process can be run on my computer via internet
I hope you use wget as your browser user
Carson James
There's no defence. Run for the hills.
Nolan Moore
Tell that to nsayy
Joseph Bell
Not really since this is arbitrary read. You can pull where the information is. It defeats KASLR, which is huge. KASLR is the randomisation of kernel memory to prevent attacks similar to this, but this bug is so bad it works at a much lower level and defeats this. The level it works at is so low that it triggers before all the safety things do.
Jeremiah Hall
It was thought that the performance benefit of not isolating kernel memory was worthwhile. However this hardware bug makes it impossible to secure data outside of total isolation.
Joshua Sanchez
these niggers are trying to scare you, retard dont visit any shady websites with javascript and/or flash enabled, and dont download porn.jpg.exe and you'll be golden
Kayden Anderson
Changing the interior wouldn't fix the exterior.
Samuel Davis
Is that you Terry?
Henry Torres
tl;dr
William Cruz
Someone in an earlier thread was lying. The Thinkpad A475 is Bristol Ridge, not Raven Ridge. NOT a Ryzen part.
Nathaniel Barnes
Guys, you're starting to scare me. Will a holy trinity of Norton, Avast and Kaspersky protect me? Should I encrypt my drives, too?
Adam Allen
i mean what are you going to do with my info? do you like jacking off to my furry porn? my bank account? i got nothing in my bank account. extortion? extort what? the only stuff i can give you is my old underwear if you're into sniffing that. take my csgo knives? the only knives i have are plastic disposable ones. make me lose my files? oh no there goes all my 2004 naruto x sasuke mlpverse origin fanfiction
John Cox
Drashek?
Andrew Torres
just get AMD
Grayson Barnes
There's an A485 due, I believe.
Carter Perez
Pretty much this.
The only concern to the end user is fucking rouge javascript.
But if the data pulled is anything like OP's proof of concept, then how the fuck would they even translate that information to a value?
That said, anyone still using Flash in this day and age needs to be taken behind a barn and shot through the head.
Liam Brown
sucks too, i swear lenovo is holding back the coffee lake/ryzen thinkpads to sell those shit 25th anni thinkpads
Hudson Robinson
see
Jason Gomez
RR ThinkPads are coming CES 2018.
Ayden Hernandez
If they had put the Raven Ridge (Ryzen) APUs in the 25th Anniversary thinkpads they'd have sold like crazy. Dumb chinks.
Jose Morris
Now you're just trolling.
Evan Long
What kind of antivirus is that? Is it better than Kaspersky?
Cameron Lewis
That's it. First coin miners. Now this. JavaScript was a mistake. I'm globally blocking it.
Joshua Gray
stop listening to internet autism and google your shit my dude
Luke Lopez
They can use you as scapegoat like the USA/NK wannacry stuff.
Landon Peterson
I can't imagine why hackers would priority stealing Kernal information over their miner botnet anyway.
Camden Jenkins
>And what prevented this from being discovered years ago?
What makes you think it hasn't been discovered. The best zero days are the ones you never hear of. There exists private cyberwarfare companies built on keeping zero days secret for as long as possible because their clients will pay millions for them. Whenever you hear about an exploit the chances are pretty high that some person or group had found this exploit before the general public (sometimes years before).
Leo Edwards
Brave was a mistake. Brendan Eich was a mistake.
Cooper Myers
>(((((discovered))))) you don't need to "discover" something that you put in place intentionally
Caleb Wright
They aren't gonna come out and say "ye goy we put that shit intentionally"
Caleb Cooper
and i go to jail and get raped and abused? what's the difference? at least jail has bed and food
Andrew Allen
>mfw if you encrypted your drives the performance hit can go up to 60%
>mfw games that use copy protection such as DENUVO will take a massive hit.
Brandon Gray
This. If it really did come from the PPro era (1993) then that was the peak of both Microsoft's monopoly powers and the federal government's willingness to dick with chip makers in the name of spying. The management engine is positively tame by comparison.
Andrew Turner
>tfw I have a laptop so I can't just go out and buy another processor So it goes.
Kevin Hughes
It's been known about for a while
Cameron Morgan
I'm going to gift my laptop to my sister and buy an AMD laptop
Colton Cox
You should install a fork into a light socket
Camden Jones
update the kernel
Nathan Hill
it won't be comfy and tasty.
Cameron Flores
>25th anni >relevant
They aren't holding shit back, business laptops just get released a few months behind the rest. Expect Coffin in Feb.
Luis Richardson
>Denuvo
OH BOY.
Logan Morgan
Why isn't AMD affected by this?
Blake Jenkins
don't do that to your sister
Jayden Wright
>Dumb chinks. >implying fucking over everyone wasn't part of the plan
Hunter Foster
because they're smart and know what they're doing
Jackson Scott
Got room for one more in that boat?
Nicholas Phillips
ebay
Josiah Davis
>AMD laptop
I've been looking for a decent one all morning but they're all shit tier HPs, ASUSs and the like. I guess there's the Chinkpad A series but eh
Mason Cook
A series isn't Ryzen yet.
Colton Williams
If the exploit were executed within a VM, would it innately be able to attack the host, or would it require additional considerations to exit the guest?
Adrian Smith
Now I wonder what's going to happen to prices for laptop with Intel CPUs.