What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin all the time >Animeeeeeee
Illllyyyyaaaaaa
Carter Ramirez
Uuuuuuwwwaaa
Benjamin Cox
my illya liyu gf is so cute claimed
Robert White
piss in her pusy
Cooper Butler
That's against the terms of service r*tard Ur terminated 64138997
Leo Harris
she has some hairy legs for a girl even with daily shaving and skin irritation it's already coming back halfway through the day
Hudson Williams
buy frilly dresses
Dylan Taylor
I'd tell her that I love her, and actually mean it.
Jacob Jackson
>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper) >dress it up like a girl >root it and install twink custom rom >cheap and cost effective robot gf (male) >pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos
Liam Reed
lol Are you for real. I'm not zooming in to see if you're right
Angel Morris
you dont have to zoom in, it's right there
Angel Morris
>for a girl ...
Jason Sullivan
Fake news
Jace Cook
fuck off, that girl you idolize so much isn't the perfect flawless doll she pretends to be in her pics, you can even see the mountains of makeup on her face because they're not airbrushed to hell
Tyler Price
She's a Android qt and perfect by design so ur btfo idiot
Wyatt Moore
maybe they're goosebumps from the cold?
Jonathan Walker
f*ck her
Dylan Martinez
Warm pillows are horrible what the fuck user
William Rogers
why does everything have to be gay
Brody Cruz
this ^
Angel White
its too cold to sleep rn so my anime imouto gf can just hug me and activate her internal heater and also she can vibrate like a bee to help you sleep
Eli Sullivan
W E I R D
Parker Anderson
absolutely no bullying
Alexander Rogers
Install a ROM that doesn't spy.
Landon Jackson
does anyone remember anzu?
Cameron Wilson
...
Zachary Evans
>the absolute state of android
This is why android users are seen as odd, poor and unfit for the real world.
Feels good to be a well adjusted, wealthy iPhone user.
Benjamin Morgan
how many times do we have to hear this sad tired joke in the android gf thread
John Wright
:thinking:
Alexander Brown
Hey i have that Illya stick too.
Camden Perry
...
Levi Sanchez
yes and shes perfect.
Evan Torres
...
Oliver Bell
degenerate
Samuel Russell
Can i have the sauce? Can u tell me beforehand if it's a fucking trap cuz im sick of those i've been on Sup Forums for 5 min today and that's enough trap for today
Jackson Brooks
Kira (ash wing) Yes it's a girl
Ian Cooper
>these pasta again
Asher Morgan
>Things I will do: Never get your Android gf
Grayson Peterson
Stop making fun of my gf! She loves me!
Landon Flores
Nobody loves you you sad faggot
Jeremiah Stewart
You gotta admit, a Homo sapiens female would never do even a third of this for you.
Maybe robotics is the way, unless it becomes legal and possible in the future to bioengineer a Homo futurus female that is more perfect by design.
Isaiah Bennett
I'll exchange it for a dominant android BF
Colton Sanders
I'm not your gf
Jeremiah Perez
Chinked by some ugly gook
Carson Reed
>tfw no mongrel gf
Nolan Nelson
What's her twitter?
Aiden Gonzalez
@Liyu0109
Grayson Cruz
I just want to have happy, fulfilling life with the one I love.