What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animeeeeeee

Illllyyyyaaaaaa

Uuuuuuwwwaaa

my illya liyu gf is so cute
claimed

piss in her pusy

That's against the terms of service r*tard
Ur terminated
64138997

she has some hairy legs for a girl
even with daily shaving and skin irritation it's already coming back halfway through the day

buy frilly dresses

I'd tell her that I love her, and actually mean it.

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

lol
Are you for real.
I'm not zooming in to see if you're right

you dont have to zoom in, it's right there

>for a girl
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Fake news

fuck off, that girl you idolize so much isn't the perfect flawless doll she pretends to be in her pics, you can even see the mountains of makeup on her face because they're not airbrushed to hell

She's a Android qt and perfect by design so ur btfo idiot

maybe they're goosebumps from the cold?

f*ck her

Warm pillows are horrible what the fuck user

why does everything have to be gay

this ^

its too cold to sleep rn so my anime imouto gf can just hug me and activate her internal heater and also she can vibrate like a bee to help you sleep

W E I R D

absolutely no bullying

Install a ROM that doesn't spy.

does anyone remember anzu?

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>the absolute state of android

This is why android users are seen as odd, poor and unfit for the real world.

Feels good to be a well adjusted, wealthy iPhone user.

how many times do we have to hear this sad tired joke in the android gf thread

:thinking:

Hey i have that Illya stick too.

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yes and shes perfect.

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degenerate

Can i have the sauce? Can u tell me beforehand if it's a fucking trap cuz im sick of those i've been on Sup Forums for 5 min today and that's enough trap for today

Kira (ash wing)
Yes it's a girl

>these pasta again

>Things I will do:
Never get your Android gf

Stop making fun of my gf! She loves me!

Nobody loves you you sad faggot

You gotta admit, a Homo sapiens female would never do even a third of this for you.

Maybe robotics is the way, unless it becomes legal and possible in the future to bioengineer a Homo futurus female that is more perfect by design.

I'll exchange it for a dominant android BF

I'm not your gf

Chinked by some ugly gook

>tfw no mongrel gf

What's her twitter?

@Liyu0109

I just want to have happy, fulfilling life with the one I love.

Sell it

Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you

How much will a q t robot gf cost?

10000 rupees

But this is a shit show!

never ever ever ever.....