REPLACE NOW

Oh shit even CERT brings the only Solution

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WHAT THE FUCK INTEL

nice bug. this is the solution to dropping computer sales.

> People wont buy our stuff, lets introduce a flaw since 1995 so that people have to buy our competitors stuff!

Youre a special kind of stupid, intel level stupid id say

Meltdown solution is a software patch. Spectre (the one that affects ARM and AMD too) has no solution besides mitigation techniques.

WE MUST REPLACE 90% OF ALL COMPUTERS SINCE 1995

RISC-V here I come

I would have said nvidia level myself.

oh shiiiiiiit

OH SHIT
I thought this is shop but its actually real

all according to plan, now watch as the dumb goyim buy Intel CPUs again

We could all move back to the era of 486s and 2400 baud modems, where downloading a few low-res nudie shots still felt fresh and new.

Letting Jews in Israel Have a virtual 90% monopoly over the Computer Processor market turned out to be a really bad idea That has put our economy and national security at risk. Who could have guessed?

It's not just intel. AMD is vulnerable too.

>powerPC will come back
YESH
I want to play Mighty Mike / Power Pete again

The final solution to the Intel botnet is total extermination, noice.

Spectre affects PowerPC as well.

>t.

the only reason it exists is because intel wanted to make the cpu as cheaply as possible and its proprietary so no one can just look at it and see what garbage it has inside.

FUCK

What the fuck is going on.

So is Spectre an actual threat or is it just some boogeyman bullshit?

>TU Graz
>IAIK

tfw my uni took down Intel.

>Note here: Intel stock went down today but Spectre affects AMD an ARM too
found the intel stock owner.

The dark age of computing has come. We're all going back to the stone age.

The latter.
Meltdown is the actually dangerous one.

Ok this Intel i7 4770k that i own will be the last Intel CPU that i will have

You know what this means?

Flood of Intel - based computers on the market

specially from corporate partners

L M A O
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INTELKEKS ON ETERNAL SUICIDE WATCH

Daily reminder:
Spectre affects AMD in this way
>non harmful variant
>needs to be in strange configuration
It has been tested only tested on a FX chip and can be patched in OS without performance loss.
This is an intel problem only.

Out of the box AMD isn't even vulnerable to Spectre 1 or 2, you have to MAKE it vulnerable yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Oubxw1gA

offical theme from intel for this

I'm on AMD and my Windows just updated

>Intel

Look up what a side-channel attack is and you'll find out.

But I spend quite a significant amount of time on the computer. What else am I going to be doing?

Isn't spectre v1 fixed by a software patch?

That's just not true. You can download a simple proof-of-concept program from github which will work even on AMD processors.

Okay. Can anything be done about it?
Can I sue Intel for this shit?

join the race war.

my 7500 is safe right?

Totally BTFO

AMD and ARM are also affected.

Spectre is a risk, but it's not a big one. It basically means that any program can read any memory in user space, which is pretty muchwhat they can do already. The problem lies in that it can escape browser sandboxes and stuff like that. So website 1 can read what you're doing on other websites.

Is this basically forced the.vendors to remake the processor from scratch?

Meltdown only affects Intel
Spectre affects everything but is unfixable for Intel. Everything else can just use a patch with no performance loss
CERT is probably paid off by Intel too since there's no point in grouping Meltdown and Sceptre together.

AMD's problem is patchable.

Jewish propaganda

WAKE ME UP
wake me up inside
CANT WAKE
save me from the nothing my security has become

No, it's not.

>Spectre affects everything but is unfixable for Intel
And AMD and ARM.

literally laughed out loud at that solution.

No you idiot

whatever. Trust what the amd fanboys tell you.

Don't know about you, friend, but I don't have CPU's of two different manufacturers inside the same machine.
So tell me straight, can the Intel kikes be held accountable for this shit or at least made lose money on stock with a threat of being dragged to court.

go check a lawyer, how the fuck I'm going to know that shit.

>but is unfixable for Intel.
Spectre is unfixable for everyone.
>Everything else can just use a patch with no performance loss
Wrong. Software patches are available for everyone, and they are all band-aids on fundamentally unsafe architectures, with some amount of performance loss.

or keep them offline

youtube.com/watch?v=qgiUuTmXyGs

>tfw people will dump their 8700K on ebay for $100
>tfw I will snatch it up
>tfw I wake up from DRAM

Nope

If carmakers have to recall cars when they have some serious defects, why shouldn't Intel be forced to replace our CPUs with non-faulty ones?

>amd.com
kek

spectreattack.com/spectre.pdf

there is no "non-faulty" intel CPUs available.

Monetary compensation works for me fine.

Because Jews. Also because they can't be "repaired", you need a new CPU and Intel doesn't have non-defectuous CPUs. And even if they had a line of non-affected CPUs it would be too expensive to provide anyone with faulty CPUs a new one. It would not only break Intel but leave in in negative numbers. So yeah, they ain't gonna do anything.

For recent purchases made within the last year or so you probably can contact the manufacturer to have them returned for a full refund. For purchases older than like 3-5 years good luck with that.

I think there will be an assumption that any product older than a certain length of time has reached or exceeded the expected lifetime of that product and you wont be entitled to get anything back at that point.

Sorry mate, you sounded like you knew shit.
Cheers.

What is it that you dont understand
Yes, amd is vulnerable to the first variant but itcan be foxed with a software update.

Sue them.

yes it is because it affects only the fx line and only when a very specific flag is on which isnt by default

so in any case amd is safe

Wrong

You're talking about different exploit.

It sure is a great day for having an FX-6300. I'm literally laughing at the retards who purchased Intel at any point in the last 20 years, or fell for the "buying a CPU that's not older than 5 years" scam. That's what you get dumbasses.

Server hardware should be cheap too

there is only ONE that affects amd and thats spectre and only on the fx line

the rest due to the fact that amd has SEV and SEM the hackers can read the data but its garbage since they are all 512 bit encrypted

Imagine being this retarded and dense

See youtube.com/watch?v=qgiUuTmXyGs

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So, we're gonna go back to 90s level computing, aren't we? Personally, I'm fine with that.

well yeah intel fans will probably revert back to rock smashing and put lightining into the rock for it to work

spectreattack.com/spectre.pdf

and their source is the project zero's blog, your point?

>t.

Do older Atom chipsets have the Management Engine? I can't find much information on this.

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Welp, time to join RISC-V development. Anybody have any good books on CPU designs?

>I think AMD is not vulnerable because a PR from AMD from yesterday says so

pretty sure they dont even understand how hard it is to even exploit spectre let alone to be able brake in SEV in real time

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youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

AMD is only affected by Spectre, not Meltdown. The biggest issue here is Meltdown.

That's Meltdown, not Spectre. How low is your IQ?

As far as I know, only Ryzen is fixable.

Which is already fixed.

Not fixable.

We get it. You are using Intel.

That and the meltdown whitepaper says it isn't.

yes we get it, the only chip getting cucked in performance are intel CPUs despite there being two vulnerabilities.

spectre is os fixed
how low is yours

>inb4 fx
irrelevant

Love how you skipped the Spectre whitepaper.