Which is the cutest?

...

vb looks like she needs to pee

Is JS supposed to be Kino?

ara ara C > lolis

that would be dlang-chan

Ruby

I'm hearing Costanza angrily shouting dlang now

R, obviously.

ara ara C++ obviously

>no FORTRAN

Are they even fucking trying

no Lua

>no Lisp

>JavaScript
My programming language can't possibly be this cute!
Array.from(Array(100), (x, i) => (++i%3?"":"Fizz")+(i%5?"":"Buzz")||i)

>basic
surprinsigly accurate

I wanna more of her...

Am I actually gay if I like Perl the most?

Why is Perl a boy?

look at this MILF amazonian Venus here
>1970
>boobs
>she weighs less than Java
>1,73 meters

...God! how she's tall

You wanna C++ more of her amirite

I want to annihilate PHP's ass

o u... user... o.. u...
zozzle, yes

why is scala a trap?

Wouldn't be difficult.

no, perl is the cutest

me
desu

I want to go balls deep into Python while her snakes tickle my anus.

Thats the bad part, because I want to repeat the process daily

PHP get the fuck out of here, leave the pahoot alone!

c# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

What's the origin If this image? I already saw this sometimes ago on Sup Forums,
Is there any sauce?

Go to your fucking containment bo...
>PHP fucks up even here
...you're alright, I guess.

java script looks comfy
not accurate

...

indeed, why isn't js a sad tattooed emo with cut marks on the arms?

>this picture is at least 5 years old
Where has the time gone?

Java for sure

They're from a couple of articles on some Japanese IT website about the most popular programming languages. There wasn't any more than that.

>C#
>uwaaaa... noo.. stop open sourcing my runtime....!!

Where's lua

>stevelang

C milf

Why is C# on a pile of books, and why do I want to fug JavaScript?

>His language of choice doesn't have an official waifu.
They're all trash

Probably some nigress eating sopa de macaco

I wanna bully vb so much.

Nah, just slit her throat, no one will miss her.

That's what I like about VB6. I get older, she stays the same age.

It's probably because I'm getting old but C is the only one there that really appeals to me.

C# - cutest posture, 139cm/31kg, slim feminine loli ftw

Where the FUCK is Lisp???

she ascended from her physical form and lives in the margins

>lisp
In 1970 where it belongs

unironically VB is the cutest

Yeah, vb looks cute as fuck.

R. No question. Crazy as fuck underneath it all, too.

:(

Pic sauce?

>Perl
Woooo, finally my main language makes it until a meme.

Java or Actionscript-chan

Homewrecker

C++
She has a diverse life

Visual Basic and C# should be depicted as disgusting hags.

and underneath is a stinky welcome mat covering her crude buffer

Found underage.

I'll take c sharp or ruby or any of them

>why is scala a trap?
>scala is a trap
answered your own question there bub
captcha: 150m cottage

Scala > Ruby > Shell
kill yourself faggot

>snakes tickle my anus.
oh boy, that reminds me of an IRL jif that involved (more inches than I would expect of) a snake's tail end and an unnamed sphincter
it was like real life consentacles
can't post that in a christian blue board tho

I want to crash C's buffer

C>P> rest

Where's Haskell?