Pokes the screen

>pokes the screen
>types and eats at the same time
>uses caps lock for shift
>hunt and peck typing
>uses the stock web browser
>streams music
>buzzfeed, facebook, twitter, college site
>either uses it exclusively on the charger or regularly lets it die completely
>doesn’t carry a briefcase or laptop bag
>carries only a laptop sleeve with a mouse and charger shoved in with it
>crumbs and hair between the keys
>stickers
>low resolution /black bar wallpaper
>700 icons on the home screen

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would you date a girl who wore pants like that

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i wish this board had mods

#JustMactoddlerThings

Why not just wear booty shorts at that point

>safari isn't that bad for most users
>streaming music isn't that bad either

Everything else is spot on but you also forgot:
>shares iCloud account with boyfriend or mum/sister/family

Only if she white lmao

spends $80 on pants

>>pokes the screen
wat
>>types and eats at the same time
depends what
>>uses caps lock for shift
no
>>hunt and peck typing
no
>>uses the stock web browser
>no
>>streams music
>doesn't buy LP's
>>buzzfeed, facebook, twitter, college site
no
>>either uses it exclusively on the charger or regularly lets it die completely
no
>>doesn’t carry a briefcase or laptop bag
>laptop bags
what are you, a trap?
It needs to be a thinkpad backpack
>>carries only a laptop sleeve with a mouse and charger shoved in with it
no
>>crumbs and hair between the keys
yes
>>stickers
my nzxt H440 psu plate has a senpai sticker on it
>>low resolution /black bar wallpaper
>2017+1
>not a moving bg
icons on the home screen
i wish there was

also
>200 tabs open

What's wrong with leaving your charger in?

>spends $80 on pants that were washed with rocks and has holes torn into it

>$80

lowballing that shit, son

more like $280

No. I only date sophisticated girls who wear sophisticated clothing like myself

I've never understood buying pants that were already 30% worn out

Ugh. Lesbians.

Nope. Someone had the idea for rips in jeans and that pic shows how retarded ly far people ran with it. No picture of her standing, wld look stupid and over the top.

Dumb fashionista s have no idea what looks enough or what looks retarded and done to death too much

Bitch got no class or style at all

what if i have a touch screen laptop????

why do you normalfags come here to do this?
don't you think Twitter is a more appropriate place to whine about some whore's pants than the technology board?

>tfw haven't committed a single ori/g/inal sin

>low resolution /black bar wallpaper
not a damn thing wrong with either of those. low resolution can force larger text when you are farther away, and whatever the fuck you mean by black bar wallpaper. Sometimes getting away from eye clutter is nice.

>this is what passes for reading comprehension in the current year

>that is what passes for sentance structure in 2018
he should have said "or" instead of '/'
It appeared as if he was using the same line to bitch about two different things.

>types north of 120wpm
>has caps lock mapped to control
>touch typing only
>uses icecat
>streams music from their home server
>imageboards and irc
>20hr battery life and never below 50%
>has cute laptop bag doesnt need a mouse
>impeccably clean
>one joke sticker hidden behind the battery
>ips screen mod with japanese city wallpaper
>no icons

half of your population is functionally illiterate. you don't get to talk about the English language fatties.

My country fucking invented the English langueage. Its called ENGLSIH for a reason.

>home screen
nice try

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

what's wrong with her pants?

men go in and out of them as they please

>hunt and peck typing
isn't this just as good now if you are good at it?

I'd have to be very desperate to even socialize with a person who is obviously obsessed with petty things.

Literally begging to get cucked if you do

If I were a mod I would range perma ban somebody this autistic

What's with the pants

> streams music
(You)

I bet you listen to lossless, don't you?

I do

So you're a retard who doesn't understand the technology they use, as expected.

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the hell happened to her jeans?

>tfw Sup Forums improved your typing
I used to be pretty inept because I barely ever had to type long lines. But using Sup Forums meant I was typing for hours and it really improved me.

>tfw I stream music from my server
>mpd + icecast2

>tfw I use the college site
>checking cours info

>tfw I have a black bar background
>minimalistic with 2 colors

does that mean I'm a normie now?
finally free

Keeping a lithium battery fully charged all the time decreases its lifespan. Don't know what's wrong with letting in fully discharge though, that only damages lead batteries afaik.

>low resolution
He means a wallpaper that has a lower resolution than the screen.
>black bar
It's when you have a 4:3 wallpaper that doesn't fill the whole 16:9 screen, so there are black bars on the sides.
>unironically arguing in favour of 1366x768 crap
kys

Back to Facebook please, sir.

Are you retarded?

And yet it's everything everyone on this thread wants

I would love to lick her soft, smooth legs for hours

id fuck it and chuck it

>Dating any girl who wears pants
Nah, dresses only.

This is the most retarded post I've seen today.

>>Dating any girl who wears pants
>Nah, dresses only.
Nah, naked only

>Don't know what's wrong with letting in fully discharge though, that only damages lead batteries afaik.

The problem isn't letting it die, it's letting die and then leaving it for a few days while the battery sinks deeper and deeper into deep discharge, which damages lithium batteries equally badly if not moreso than keeping it fully charged.

The pants... need to go

Frankly I'm really happy for Applol and trendfags. They used to push ibooks that nobody knew how to use. Everybody knew me as the computer guy and wanted me to fix their shit. If it was ishit, I literally didn't know a fuckin thing. They didn't know a fuckin thing. Nobody knee a fuckin thing. And if you tracked down the nearest applefag you'd inevitably hear it in some way or another, windowsblah assholeblah

BUT now that these computer illiterate are able to use locked down iOS for school I guess they'll stop breaking shit

>No. I only date sophisticated girls who wear sophisticated clothing like myself

Pic is (you)

Well, now YOUR post is the most retarded I've seen today. Ty, user.

>has caps lock mapped to control
>not esc
ur trapaifu a shit

>>pokes the screen
Everyone does that.
>>types and eats at the same time
disgusting.
>>uses caps lock for shift
absolutely disgusting.
>>hunt and peck typing
good luck finding a job with shitty typing skills.
>>uses the stock web browser
nothing inherently wrong with that.
>>streams music
nothing inherently wrong with that either, however, i buy cd's.
>>buzzfeed, facebook, twitter, college site
2011 calls, they want their social media back.
>>either uses it exclusively on the charger or regularly lets it die completely
what
>>doesn’t carry a briefcase or laptop bag
And? Just put it in a sleeve ffs.
>>carries only a laptop sleeve with a mouse and charger shoved in with it
Any sane person has a charger at work, one at home, one at uni so you don't have to carry a charger all the time. It's a worthwhile investment.
>>crumbs and hair between the keys
disgusting.
>>stickers
idiotic. enjoy dat dere resale value.
>>low resolution /black bar wallpaper
like it matters anyway on a 768p (OP pic literally is a 11" macbook air) display
icons on the home screen
disgusting.


Anyway, somehow I feel that OP hasn't gotten laid in quite a while.

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>>>pokes the screen
>Everyone does that.

god that just made me so hard

>pokes the screen
Maybe they have a touch screen? I know I do and some ppl are jealous

>one at uni
I don't have a place to put it at uni.
>enjoy dat dere resale value
You can use chemicals to remove the sticker residue, you just have to use the right one to avoid damaging the plastic/paint.

Anyone who would save an image like that is probably actually a virgin still. Shitty attitude.

I just saved it just to spite you, if you can't argue beyond "lol ur a virgin for that opinion" you must be a moron.

this

There was a kid in my keyboarding class that used caps for shift and typed at 110wpm

Thanks for getting the mall version of that song stuck in my head, asshole

>when you spend all your money on a macbook and you can't afford new pants

She's a great singer though you gotta admit youtube.com/watch?v=G9YnuhwCrvc

Schopenhauer approves.

True, I suppose I'd rather have that stuck in my head than the flavour of the month pop song

is it bad that i think she is too hot for you to be mad at her if she broke your shit?

Reminder that Schopenhauer reneged everything he wrote and engaged in a romantic relationship with his caretaker in his last years.

>Women's primary purpose is their existence as fucking holes


no wonder you don't get laid.

Let's see how bad I am...

>pokes the screen
nope
>types and eats at the same time
sometimes, when I'm busy
>uses caps lock for shift
never
>hunt and peck typing
I used to, but I'm getting better
>uses the stock web browser
Waterfox
>streams music
Foobar 2000
>buzzfeed, facebook, twitter, college site
college site, youtube, 4chins
>either uses it exclusively on the charger or regularly lets it die completely
I like to have it completely charged when I need to, so I charge it when I can
>doesn’t carry a briefcase or laptop bag
A backpack is enough
>carries only a laptop sleeve with a mouse and charger shoved in with it
That's a useful way to have everything at the same place
>crumbs and hair between the keys
that happens
>stickers
nope, but I'd put one or two if I stumble on some good ones
>low resolution /black bar wallpaper
high resolution mandelbrot set. I only use high resolution wallpaper that blend well with the bars (I also chose a fitting color for the bars)
>700 icons on the home screen
I should sort this a bit but I take care of not cluttering my desktop too much.

I still find caps lock useful at times tbqh

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Is she that farting girl?

Is literally

>>stickers
REEEEEEEE

No, hell no. I went to a local *nix user group and found a gf that's just as autistic and ugly as I am, and we spend our free time programming, restoring retro computers, and having disgusting autist sex. It's nice having an autist gf because she doesn't like expensive, trashy clothes. She likes practical clothing with lots of pockets that's durable without too many logos or other stuff. It's like shopping for the female versions of the clothes I usually buy.

The grass is greener on the other side if Sup Forums would just leave the house and talk to 3D girls.

>"is that a touch screen?"
>no it's no...hey what the fuck?
>guy pokes hard into my screen
>"oh sorry, it looked like one"

the indent mark remains on my screen to this very day. fuck that guy and people like him

Kek

qt mutt

There's green pixel smudge near the middle of my screen because of this. Though useful, putting touchscreens on laptops isn't worth the pain of the morons it creates

> $80 for pants that are ruined
Really makes me think about buying $7 pants and wearing them until they rip and then sell them for $25 or something online

>dating girls
no homo, but I'm not giving up my wizzard powers for such a ephemeral distraction

What's wrong with using CapsLock as a Shift?

those pants honestly could have cost more then the macbook

Pants?
You didn't look at that train wreck face, first?

Are u a cloth

poor little girl, she can't even afford a pair of jeans

accuracy made me kek, ty

It's the future we chose

Depends on what she's like. It looks like a joke honestly. If this was regular clothing then no obviously.
Also she's a bit young.

Thank god my partial hearing loss allows me not to give a fuck about audio file formats so I don't have to get into these arguments.

Jesus Christ take me now

I do every day, and I still think that, what now?

>>stickers
kys

yes. looks nice

>Stock browser
That's a Mac so it's fine