What do you guys think of coders on Instagram?

-They do yoga with code in the background
-Go to coffee shops with code in the background
-They post billions of selfies with code in the background
-They post inspirational quotes
-Have 1000s of followers
-Make the world a better place

>coders
Your vernacular betrays you.

Why are you instagram?

>code

>code
>coders
why does this trigger the Sup Forums?

WTF?
Profesional software developer start to learning on JavaScript, maybe PR want learn code

all of these instagram coding "models" use javascript. no idea why

has more to do with being an SF waste of oxygen than a koder

>be actual software developer
>actually went to school for 4 years
>actually spent 6+ years working shitty jobs with ISPs and repair shops before working my way up
>work on mission critical firmware updates for enterprise hardware
>have to do insane amounts of testing too
>have deadlines to meet
>make coffee in a coffee maker that's nearly as old as I am
>it's as strong as drain cleaner
>drink it plain because no time for decadent hipster milk and sugar shit
>have no time for yoga and social media bullshit during work hours
>have no social media accounts at all
>only have cheap flip phone and company provided iPhone 6
>Macs are an utter waste of money and are dual core trash for gays and kids
>use company provided Lenovo P71 17 inch running Windows 10 Enterprise
>get paid really well because I do real work

I fucking hate webdev normies, and so does everyone else I work with.

>lynda.com
>work with values and variables
coder seems about right

>ywn hide under her desk at work after she snuck you in to play with her feet while she codes jibberish that doesn't compile

cuase it's just as retarded as they are.
also all of them are hipsters

that's a good thing
>CD... /Code
powerful
and why

>running Windows 10 Enterprise
You had a good blog going, I would have subscribed and left a like if you weren't using a cuck OS.

Easy. Their brains can't handle anything else.

You think she stands that way while Lamarr licks her butthole prepping it for raw anal?

Bunch of faggots who only want to show off their fancy macbook and super CLEAN desk. They do simple web design 99% of the time and i cringe everytime i accidentally read their quotes.

It reeks of normie

>i drink black coffee because I'm a big strong cowboy

your beverage, sir

This is how shit source code is gonna leak I guarantee it.

I know this is Sup Forums and all but this really gave me the motivation I needed right now

What part of "COMPANY PROVIDED" did you not fucking get? I'll lose my job if I install Gentoo on it, faggot. It's a tool that's provided by my employer, not a toy that I can jerk off into the keyboard of and tinker with.

This image board ain't big enough for the two of us.

Lmao

Why is it always HTML?

and they don't code at all. since they're to busy being self absorb twats.

open web page source into a new tab
turn into a hackerlad

>What part of "COMPANY PROVIDED" did you not fucking get? I'll lose my job if I install Gentoo on it, faggot. It's a tool that's provided by my employer, not a toy that I can jerk off into the keyboard of and tinker with.

So you're a huge cuck.

Uhm

Why did you have to work "6+" years at ISP:s and repair shops?

With a proper degree (4 years, so you should have at least a BSc) your first job should've been as a software engineer with good salary.

I never get people who go to coffee shops or something to do work. I could never concentrate there. Working on a laptop sucks too.

Because they're to fucking stupid for anything else. JavaScript is a shit language.

Ok, so what's the thing to do in IT if you don't want to touch webdev? Seems to be unavoidable these days, at the very least all frontend or fullstack stuff implies some Javascript (maybe in forms of Nodejs or whatever, but same shit).

Kek

>Respecting company policies
>cuck
Not that user, but you cant let people do everything they want.

Such an ass ugly syntax too.

The real world doesn't work like you think it works, niggerfaggot.
>oh, so I see here your only work experience is fast food
>nevermind what you spent years going to school for
>I really would have liked to see more volunteer work here
>we'll give you a call back and let you know if you're selected

I can smell you from here

Operations, networking, sysadmin, helpdesk

>webdev
>networking
i don't want to be near ANYTHING "web" related. i fucking hate internet / network shit.

Does a writer write writes? Coder is what retarded normies call programmers