/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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• user has trouble getting to Gearbest's support page
• user gets a fleshlight
• Moeblobs are showing up →
• Don't bother with Chink LED bulbs
• user received copper LED strip with USB plug, but the resistor on it is housefire tier
• user's KZ ATE is listed as BIKINI on packaging
• user gets come with a new beanie and neck warmer
• user bought a bitcoin off AlIExpress
• user recommends tv boxes
• user posts picture of cracked screen Xiaomi phones and some boots
• user wants to mod his BM-800, turns out it has the internals of a BM-8000

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xda-developers.com/google-camera-hdr-xiaomi-redmi-note-3/
s.aliexpress.com/u2y2QJRZ?fromSns=Copy
ebay.com/itm/2pcs-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pads-for-Brainwavz-HM5-Shure-SRH-440-Headphone/263323015582
amazon.com/gp/product/B071X2K9YQ/
aliexpress.com/item/kawaii-miku-lamp/32837668630.html
gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_715051.html
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vitadevwiki.com/vita/Hidden_Modes
aliexpress.com/item/Amlogic-S912/32795041770.html
freaktab.com/forum/tv-player-support/amlogic-based-tv-players/s912/alfawise/firmware-roms-ac/666160-rom-alfawise-h96-pro-3-16gb-3-32gb-3-64gb-scv4a-atv-7-1-2-ddr3-ddr4-androidtv-version
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Thanks for making the threads for us lazy pieces of shit

Got a pre fw 3.60 Vita motherboard from AliExpress, turn it on and it's a non-retail model. "Manufacturing Mode" watermark permanently on the screen. Can't be removed with software, can't run retail games. Henkaku/Enzo only partially works. Chinked.

Any chink case fans that are any good?

bought pic related for my new pc since it didn't come with s/pdif. seems to work ok, introduces no lag into the system.

"4Kx2K 1080P HDMI to HDMI Video Audio SPDIF Coaxial Converter for PC DVD HDTV"

Got a Lenovo P8 tablet from ali.

Frickin' love it. Thanks, m8s

Pls post link to pads, user-kun

About to pull the trigger on tada68 keyboard, is there anything better for 99 burgers?
Should I wait for some sort of sale?

Taobao has it cheaper but I'm not sure if it comes assembled

pulled trigger on Rock Zircon
now I need to just wait™ 20-40 days :(

Got fake tamagochis in the mail. These were supposed to be stocking stuffers, but mail time got chinked.

>I'm thinking about buying one. Did you pay the going price or were you able to get a discount on one?

The only bad part so far is the reset button actually resets the whole thing. Everytime you press it.

Redpill me on camera mods. I've been hearing about these camera mods on select chink phones that actually improve picture quality. Is it true? How does it even work?

Any recommendation for tablet under 100$?
I'm looking this one
aliexpress.com/item/waywalkers-7-inch-tablet-screen-mutlti-touch-ultra-slim/32812460890.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_10343_10059_10340_10314_10341_10534_100031_10084_10604_10083_10103_10307_10142,searchweb201603_6,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=2943ade3-15b3-4bac-8e12-f97cb6ec45b0-1&algo_pvid=2943ade3-15b3-4bac-8e12-f97cb6ec45b0&priceBeautifyAB=0

Seems too good to be true. I'd expect bad build quality or a compromise somewhere like shitty volume buttons that press themselves.
Been out of the tablet game for a long time though so who knows.

Don't do it. Click on the reviews and just look at the amount of 1 stars and people's complaints.

xda-developers.com/google-camera-hdr-xiaomi-redmi-note-3/

>the memes were real
thank you everyone who shilled the ts100, good choice

also updated my E013 with RaceStar 59k RPM motors and KingKong triblade rotors, hover test with larger battery went well

Noyce. How does it handle? Would you recommend it? How about this one?
s.aliexpress.com/u2y2QJRZ?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard
(from AliExpress Android)

my miku 3d lamp came, it has 7 colors and looks kawaii/10 - would recommend

shit i want one
link?

I like the e013, it's an e010 but with a camera pre-installed. Quirks include fixed yaw rates - that's not a dealbreaker for me but might be for you. From what I've read of the description, the QC90 may also have this issue.
I like the idea of the QC90 including Betaflight, but be very cautious about horizon/acro mode if you aren't used to them.
Be aware that the E01X series is about 66mm from motor to motor, while the QC90 will be about 90mm from motor to motor. Smaller=better indoors, but worse outdoors
I don't know if it has the weight to justify 2S batteries and motors, but you may want to buy a separate balance charger (and more batteries). Eachine and Gaobeng make good 2S batteries - eachine 45-50C, Gaobeng blues. You'll want extras.

Either will include those single-antenna VR006 goggles, which have a clear screen and are comfortable, but you'll want a separate antenna for them
TL;DR QC90 if you plan to fly outside, E01X if you plan to fly inside or don't want to buy more gear to charge batteries. Assuming you need this advice since you're asking which is better and they're different machines entirely

Got myself a flip clock
It looks and feels really solid.

Finally found some time to assemble 12$ t12 soldering iron kit.
Handle and tip quality is not great, controller is lacking stanby-mode but it works.

House fire alert

Lenovo or Xiaomi?

Xiaomi

Where did you get that Venus

is that one of those $2 controller board? what is the performance like? how much was the whole thing after assembly?

My brother bought it for me in France.

I just got a xiaomi note 5a
What should I do to it? i.e to remove botnet or whatever

They're kind of built like Hybrid pads. They lean more to the pleather side of things though in terms of sound and breathability.

ebay.com/itm/2pcs-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pads-for-Brainwavz-HM5-Shure-SRH-440-Headphone/263323015582
cheapest place I could find them, I would figure they are the black linen ones but i'm not 100% sure.

I got them from here though.
amazon.com/gp/product/B071X2K9YQ/

Take it to the Apple Store and ask how much trade in credit they will give you towards the iPhone X

I actually went ahead and bought myself a pair recently too. They really aren't that great but they're at least worth how much I paid for them.

Yes it's a simplest chink analog controller with mosfet, comparator and nothing more. I don't have any other solder station to compare with but it works just fine.
At 18v it starts to melt lead solder after 12s with temp set to 1/3. Lead-free takes twice as long and temp set to 2/3.
>how much
12$ kit, 2xAAA battery holder as case, one 5A shottky diode, 5mm barrel-jack.
18v drill battery, 19v laptop charger or lab psu as power source.

Can anyone recommend me a mousepad? Preferably one you've used thats cheap

>At 18v it starts to melt lead solder after 12s with temp set to 1/3.
thats pretty good. your makeshift enclosure looks quite alright to me. the battery contacts though :)
>t. ordering one of those cheap controllers just for testing

Interesting. Chinks apparently cannot into coding at all.

My 11.11 chink Christmas tree just arrived, only two weeks after Christmas.

Also this is a lot more complicated than I expected.

I'm going to buy a 4k ips 27 or 32 inch panel and build myself my own monitor with it.

With me luck.

Forgot pic

At least it's good soldering practice lel.

Got this Dodocool DA106 recently. Pretty great.

Worth the 5 bucks

Can i get a link to that?

looks really nice. do a video review.

are you that vr chat guy?

Tell me what characteristics should I point, what kind of video you expect. Any example kind user?

Just look for custom patches on ali
no

convince me not to buy as many of pic related as possible and make a nuclear reactor in my backyard.

Oh shit tiny whoop brother! I fly a Betafpv75 OSD on Taranis. Using shitty Furibee goggles for now until I man up and buy a nice set. Really want to record without getting a jank external module. Are there any goggles that record and don’t protrude 30 feet from your face oh and also costs less than $200?

build quality, interface, user experience, file types supported, battery life, how it sounds, other features, and stuff like that.

Nice, I'm planning to get a taranis whoop
Best recording goggles for under $200 are still the EV800Ds

Got my Redmi note 4 a few days ago, really liking it. MiUI was surprisingly good but I put lineage on it anyway because I try not to trust chink software whenever possible. Feels good having the screen on for 3-4 hours straight and the battery only drop by 30%
It's slipperier than my last phone though, and probably more fragile. I almost never dropped my old phone but I've almost pitched this one once already when it didn't go into my pocket right, so I figure I should probably get a case. Something not huge but decently grippy and hopefully somewhat protective.
Also, are those tempered glass screen protectors worth it? I've always been under the impression they protect the screen from direct strikes, but I don't think I'm likely to hit it directly on the screen.

Last thing, any decent little bluetooth phone keyboards? I've discovered Termux and it's amazing what you can actually do with it, but touchscreens are just not made for that. Having the extra screenspace and physical keys would be really nice, but I don't do enough for it to be worth carrying around something too bulky or expensive.

As payment, please accept this screenshot of robotfindskitten played via ssh using Termux

Sorry for the late reply, it is just a gimmick unless you enjoy listening to police scanner radio.

What will be the Redmi Note 4 (Global) of 2018?

Just received the latest /csg/ meme IEM's! I've had 2x Xiaomi Hybrids (cables kept breaking), KZ Zst (housing broke) and Xiaomi Piston 3. Out of all the /csg/ memephones I've tried these have been the best sounding ones. They seem to be built well, and the fact that they use MMCX connectors means I can easily replace the cable.

10/10 Memes. Love the BGVP SGZ-DN1!

Listen to the dollop podcast about the boy who did just that and what happened to him and his neighborhood.

>still waiting for 11/11 order that shipped 11/17
what the fuck

Some time ago, there was an user who bought a GPD pocket. user if you're here pls tell me if it's worth. Also, any other anons can help me choosing between buying it in AliExpress of gearbest?

Can i diy usb 3.0 external hdd? I have no idea what those needed parts would be called in english.

LMAO dude not worth it.

Its called an enclosure

Why? I got couple 2tb wd blues laying around

anyone got the link to the miku onahole?

Good morning /csg/, anyone recommend some wireless controllers for retropie?

I bought some from the rock store and they came in 9 days.

>those 3x5.25 to 5x3.5 cages are 300% now
WOAH, WOAH WHAT THE FUCK

Any backpack recommendations? My only requirement is that it has those water bottle things on the side.

...

What mini audio amplifier for PC can you recommend? I would like something which looks okay on my desk.

Any recommended brands for Apple Lightning cables?

Lol

You can switch it into a retail one with a single VPK. Search around a bit. Having a demo unit gives you the best of two worlds.

So that arab broke those cells after two months and now complains and probably tries to get a refund, what a rat.

Link/name?

I've been off the chink ride for a while.

sorry for the late reply

aliexpress.com/item/kawaii-miku-lamp/32837668630.html

also pic related came, looks spooky/10

Do any of you have experience with chink TV boxes?

I want to buy one for my parents. They have an old computer of mine on the living room, just for seeing movies and streaming football matches, but my mother hates that it takes too much space.

I'm considering this:
gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_715051.html
gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_698084.html

I was looking at more expensive ones with 5G wifi but turns out my router won't work on that signal.

So long as it has gigabit ethernet it'll be fine.

The thing is, using an ethernet cable is not an option.

Not even powerline over ethernet?
If not even that then good wifi is needed.

Whaa? Are you sure? It says here it can only be removed with a Sony JIG.
vitadevwiki.com/vita/Hidden_Modes

>using an ethernet cable is not an option.
Why, do you rent? Just fill in the holes before you leave, cunt.

Like I said this is not for me, it will be used at my parent's house and she doesn't want any cable going across the room and I'm not going to bother arguing on that.

What are the absolute best chink IEM?

And portable DAC/AMP?

Help me i have fallen into the chinkshit hell

Buy this model here:

aliexpress.com/item/Amlogic-S912/32795041770.html

Flash with this rom to make it actual Android TV: freaktab.com/forum/tv-player-support/amlogic-based-tv-players/s912/alfawise/firmware-roms-ac/666160-rom-alfawise-h96-pro-3-16gb-3-32gb-3-64gb-scv4a-atv-7-1-2-ddr3-ddr4-androidtv-version

S912 is the latest amlogic CPU out right now and these CPUs are kinda slow (a lot slower than most tablets/smartphones), so you'll want to get that one. 2gb RAM is fine.

If it's too much for you to flash the ROM, get a xiaomi mibox instead from walmart - those come with Android TV.

Most of these TV boxes come with regular android modified to be more "TV friendly", but you still basically need a keyboard and mouse to use it.

"Android TV" is built from ground-up for a TV remote and you can basically use it with a 6 button remote (arrows, enter, back). The remote that comes with it is IR - a BT or 2.4ghz remote is way smoother to use.

Maybe one like this? I just use a game controller for mine.

aliexpress.com/item/Mouse-High/32267645144.html

Have you looked at?

I've tried to limit my research to GB stuff since I have 20€ in credit store there.

If it was for me, I would care about 4K and more power but the uses this is going to get are literally two:
>Watching 1080p movies
>Streaming football

Anything that can handle that is fine for me, I just happen to know jack shit about android devices so I can't be sure about that with just a quick glance at the specs page.

Does anyone have any experience with chink harmonicas? Bought one yesterday, am I going to get chinked?

do it

aliexpress.com/item/Upgrade-Version-DIY-MP3-V2S-Professional-Lossless-Music-MP3-HiFi-Music-Player-Support-32GB-TF-Card/32809069025.html

I know using this will be a pain in the ass but I'm still tempted.

Also people say the V3 is prety shitty in terms of firmware.

Dear /csg/, today I received a 2.5mm to 3.5mm headphone cable that some user recommended on here.
It came in a nice branded padded enveloppe.
The cable itself is packed in a resealable plastic pocket.

It's a 3-meter cable from Vention, and works with my Sennheiser headphones so I'm happy.
Thank you user from a few weeks ago.

8bitdo makes good controllers but they're kinda expensive. If you're playing 5th gen games I'd just recommend a ps3 controller or something

I keep ordering shit cause it's cheap. This is consumerism gone wrong.
I can always tell myself I'm helping some poor chap in China.

Depending on your use case scenario a Steam Link might be enough. It was 5$ when it was on sale plus another 5-8$ for shipping.

Anyone tried this keyboard?

aliexpress.com/item/HAVIT-87-Keys-Portable-Mechanical-Keyboard-Kailh-Latest-Low-Profile-Blue-Switches-Backlit-Wired-Gaming-Keyboard/32815685108.html
or where I ended up buying it from prohavit.com/products/hv-kb390l-low-profile-mechanical-keyboard/

I've always liked low profile keys and after having 2 decent scissor switch keyboards I was looking to get myself a TKL one. And this was the first time I've seen something that mixed both low profile and TKL while also being mechanical so I just kinda impulse bought it.

erm.. are there non-anime versions? because I hate anime

>5-8$ shipping
maybe for the US. I tried to order it and shipping was 25€+5€ which isn't really worth it.