guys, I need this phone
Guys, I need this phone
Christopher Ramirez
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Christopher Anderson
fuck i want it too, i bet it has great battery life
Wyatt Howard
CUTE
Nolan Taylor
Let me guess, it's just a bluetooth headset shaped like a phone that normies think is a fully fuctional phone?
Christopher Walker
one of their selling points is that you can smuggle them into prisons and they don't get picked up by whatever detectors they use.
Christopher Gonzalez
Phonelets for handlets
Anthony Smith
no, it's a FULLY FUNCTIONAL PHONE
Xavier Bell
...
Charles Wright
if it can save contacts then im getting one as soon as it lands in my shitty third world country
Ian Powell
Just apply for an obama phone
Andrew Adams
>I need this phone
>need
No, you don't.
You just want it.
Colton Hughes
anal cavity sized
Zachary Edwards
Back to the pit buddy
Asher Thomas
Fuck off with your semantics.
Xavier Murphy
Finally a phone for manlets
Asher Johnson
>touchscreen
no thanks.
Elijah Phillips
> price will not be under 200 money
Brayden Ortiz
Does it support H.265 or 4K ?
Easton Miller
Yes
Ian Hall
>microphone on a micro phone
James James
7 million keks
Andrew Lewis
Topkek carlos
Kayden Thompson
I'm sick of big phones
Brayden Myers
...
Kevin King
awwwwwwwww
Hudson Williams
>no headphone jack.
Jayden Lewis
Go get it then
Logan Fisher
...
Cameron Taylor
Are you going to prison user?
Jose Hernandez
Text messages should be appear like in spreeder cx. otherwise icantseeshipcaptain.exe
Brody Roberts
I'd have trouble fitting that in my prison wallet.
Leo Gonzalez
you order online
Charles Taylor
>>microphone on a micro phone
Nicholas Collins
>OLED
nice
Landon Young
how is fat fingered Bubba supposed to hit those tiny buttons?
Daniel Carter
>200mAh
Well damn
Henry Rogers
Is this finally the phone I can fit in that small pocket above my right hip pocket in my jeans? You know, the one you just usually put lighters in. Is it happening?
Xavier Hernandez
yeah, the same pocket you never check when doing laundry
Ethan Carter
That pocket is for change. Putting anything else in there is an afront against fashion.
Luke Cruz
>guys, I need this phone
Daniel Rivera
that pocket is not that small anymore
Brody Lewis
...
Eli Anderson
Are you by any chance a fucking Umpa Lumpa?
Aaron Butler
so the microphone is basically at your ear level? thats dumb
Daniel Ross
If they got rid of the logo, the could make the screen twice as big. Absolute trash
Nathaniel Nguyen
Jaxson Bailey
>The tiny phone operates on the 2G network.
dead on arrival outside of the thirdworld
Robert Reed
>smuggle tiny buttphone into prison
>get raped
>weird sounds from ass
>"This is 911. What is your emergency?"
Jace Ortiz
...
John Hill
>That pocket is for change.
No it's fucking not, it's for pocket watches and they just kept making the pocket after the watches fell out of style.
Carson Williams
well played
Matthew Johnson
>OLED but only 3 of them
Isaac James
this 2g is kill
Alexander Brooks
I doubt they could find a screen any bigger that could fit the frame even without the logo, next size up for tiny oled screens that is available is a 0.96in 128x64 one
Thomas Perry
prison shank
Tyler Nelson
It's a basically a gag device made somewhat on the cheap, 4g modems especially ultra low power ones like this one would need are still most likely a pretty penny
Liam Martin
My Nokia 6300 used to fit perfectly on that pocket. Loved that shit.
Luke Murphy
>no headphone jack
DROPPED
Nathaniel Davis
Prison skank
Brandon Sanders
>micro usb
o u t d a t e d
Dylan Scott
i need this phone in my ass
Asher Lopez
Finally! I can use my dick to call people!
Blake Bennett
Price is like 30 moneys right now
Anthony Ward
What about this one user
Kayden Myers
>guys i need to buy some junk
cool op
Brandon Nelson
So they finally made a phone for manlytears.
Jace Edwards
Very cute. I love it.
Carter Turner
Prolly matches the size of OP's bepis
Joseph James
Funally, the vibrate joke makes sense.
Joshua Phillips
>The battery has 3 days standby and 180 minutes talk time
top kek, my giant honor 5x gets more than that.
Isaiah Carter
>user replaceable battery
WANT
Blake Edwards
>funtional
Nathaniel Stewart
microkeks
Hudson Evans
>not using her natural pocket
Thomas Long
>32RAM
32 what
Jeremiah Thomas
>not having a 32RAM phone
Blake Gutierrez
...
Cameron Ross
>GSM
Only useful on a single carrier round here
Jose Carter
>her
Brody Phillips
>a single carrier
LMAO what shithole are you living in?
Tyler Nelson
lel 15 minute talk time
Ryan Foster
but can it play snake
Lincoln Cook
ironically hurt my asshole while laughing just now. I need to get off the toilet
Bentley Nguyen
US. Only vstream (T-Mobile US) still has a working GSM network at national level
>inb4 regional
.....roaming on same
Levi Hernandez
Ahh, the buttphone.
Specifically designed for the human anus.
Pro tip: when you arrive in prison and need to shit the buttphone out, do NOT try and shit it into the toilet and flush it out. It may get stuck in your anus on the way out, and fishing it out of the john is problematic. The best approach is to spread some paper on the floor and squat on your heels with your butt no more than an inch above the paper, this helps the buttphone pass the "U Bend" in your rectum
Luke Phillips
>prison phone designed to be easily concealed up ur asshole
>op is a faget
Makes sense.
Isaac Russell
This one is more ergonomic for insertion, with functional lanyard attachment.
Jayden Jones
Went on the website, it's a kickstarter. Fricking dropped negroid.
Julian Bennett
180 minute talk time
3 day standby
with small phones, require smaller battery, and has smaller power consumption
Ayden Myers
>I'm 11 years old and I hate an internet site!!!!!! mommy!!!!!!
Lincoln Wilson
I would rather see something slightly bigger but with better performance.
Good battery, display that at least allows you to read text and SMS messages, headphone jack too and buttons that aren't tiny as fuck and actually usable.
Jaxson Smith
>defending kickstarter
Oliver Hall
these are really common for being smuggled into UK prisons there been talk about a ban on them kek
Dylan Reed
>mommy, they did it again!!!!!!
Hunter Fisher
>I would rather see something slightly bigger
>for my butthole
Nathan Smith
(You)
Lucas Flores
Blake Perez
RAM
Eli Johnson
they should be banned because they get used in prisons